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Chapter XXXV: Crittered Rumors.

Last Time.

The guards tackled Justin as he turned back to normal before Vulture flew out, and took the antidote. Batgirl dropped down on her, and sprayed Vulture in the face before punching her in the locker room. Fox bent down to grab the antidote, only for Naruto to step on his hand. Naruto punched him in the head knocking him out before spraying Fox in the face.

"Guys... The bomb." Naruto turned to run at the bomb, and pulled out a scroll. "Got it." Naruto sealed it inside before taking out handcuffs as the guards ran in.

A Month Later, Gotham University.

Naruto sat in the stands as he watched Barbara receive her diploma, and took a picture. Looking to his left, he saw a clone with red highlights in his hair sit beside Kara before walking down to Barbara. "Congratulations, honey." Naruto said hugging Barbara.

"Now that you're done with school... I was wondering if you'd want to move in with us?" He asked pointing to his clone as James walked over to them. "I assume you already talked it over with Dad?" she asked, still hugging him. Jim got to them and hugged Barbara tightly. "We did. Had a long conversation about, didn't we Naruto?" he said while Naruto gulped slightly. Remembering that throughout the whole conversation Jim had his sidearm on the table.

James let go of his daughter and held her by the shoulders. "Does he make you happy, Barbara?" She looked back to Naruto and smiled. "Yes, Dad, every single day." He smiles to her and lets her go, saying, "Then make sure he keeps doing so." With tears in her eyes and a smile on her face, Barbara turned and threw herself into Naruto's arms. "Then yes, honey. The answer is yes."

Now.

Castle.

Kage punched a man dressed in cobra-themed armor as another man dressed in it with a green cape was at an alter with an unconscious woman laying on it. "You're too late Kage. The ritual to unleash complete chaos has begun!" The man said as the woman's eyes, and mouth glowed gold. "Well if it's chaos you want Kobra, I've got the perfect thing. Ladies!"

All of Naruto's girls dropped down through a hole with Mei wearing her regular blue attire with a Kiri Hunter-nin mask having purple wave markings on the bottom. Supergirl dropped down and punched the floor having a group of the men to fall down. "Mist!" Mei dropped down as another group of men ran to Naruto and blew out mist from her mouth having the men fall down unconscious.

"Cheetah! Batgirl! Wonder Woman!" Both Cheetah and Batgirl dropped down, and attacked another group before Wonder Woman flew across the room, and threw men out of the window on the ground. Naruto kicked Kobra away as the woman returned to normal. Suddenly, a large cobra statue attacked Naruto who jumped out of the way having Wonder Woman and Supergirl punch it, and broke it.

"Good job girls." Naruto said laying the woman down before continuing. "You were quick, efficient, and took out the bridge so more of the cult wouldn't get here. Right, Snake?" He finished having Anko gain a sheepish look. "Oh... Was I supposed to take out the bridge?" Naruto's shoulders slumped as he saw a very large group of cultist running across a bridge to get to them.

Next Day; Smallville, Naruto's House.

Hunter excitedly ran around Barbara as she walked into the residence with a large box. "Okay, that's the last of it." She said walking to her shared room with Kara. "Yeah, we're all glad you're here. Officially, that is." Naruto said standing at the door as Barb was wearing a tank top, and shorts walked past him.

He walked towards Barbara, and wrapped his arms around her waist before pulling her in for a kiss. "How about we take a break?" He asked letting her go before feeling a pair of breasts on his back. Looking over his shoulder, he saw a smirking Barb. "You know... The others are currently occupied, how about having your 'Barb' wires wrap around your fence pole?"

"I'll second that." Barbara said making Naruto look at both of them, seeing their seductive, yet eager looks. He shrugs saying, "If my ladies insist, then-", he proceeds to pick them both up over his shoulders, surprising them. They giggled, before Barbara spoke up. "You certainly know how to claim your women, stud."

Barb soon added in, "I'll say. Lifting us onto your shoulders like we're your catch of the-Ooh!" She gasps, with Barbara following suit. Naruto placed his hands on their asses, groping and massaging them. With a grin he tells them, "As long as it makes my ladies happy. Besides, you're all the best catches I've ever made." He finishes while enjoying hearing their moans of pleasure.

"Enough sweet talking, love! Just take us to bed, then take us like animals!" Barb moans out. "Yeah, what she said!" Barbara added in agreement. He then proceeds towards his bedroom, passing Hunter. "Don't wait up, boy. This could take a long while. But don't worry, I've already prepared lunch for you."

He finishes while walking up the stairs. Hunter was left tilting his head slightly. He looks to the kitchen to see his bowl filled, making him lick his chops.

A Month Later; Gotham Clock Tower.

Naruto watched a news report on Gotham's villains disappearing as several civilians are saying they're glad for whoever's doing the job. "Whenever Batman puts them in jail they just break out. And Kage isn't strong enough to handle villains around the World. I say it's time for them to hang up their masks." The man finished as Naruto looked to see Darcy and Teresa, now in her human form sitting on a couch.

"Anything you picked up on this rumored new guy?" He asked making them shake their head. "No... This new person also grabs the henchmen too. We've got nothing we can pick up, because they don't leave a trace." Darcy said as Naruto nodded before sighing. "Just when I thought this City couldn't get any worse. Now we have someone who's possibly killing the criminals."

"Keep me informed." Naruto said before jumping through the door on the ceiling, and came out on the roof, ran to the edge, dropped down, and slid down the wall to his bike. "Another group of villains got attacked. Sending you the location." Oracle came up on his earpiece. "Roger that, Oracle. I'll pick up Robin since Bruce is busy with the new Watchtower."

Later, Warehouse.

Kage and Robin looked at the destroyed room in the warehouse. "Firefly, Ragdoll, and Killer Moth were all here... They put up a hell of a fight." Naruto said before Robin spoke up. "He's doing the World a favor." Naruto rolled his eyes at that. "Well... What if he decides to go after the heroes next? Or the Police? The problems with heroes that are willing to kill is that they may turn on the people they're supposed to protect."

"Hold up... Robbery at the Art Museum." Naruto said before running off with Robin. Later, as they stopped in front of a museum saw a broken window with a brick inside. "Subtle." Robin commented as they walked inside before hearing a woman's voice speak up. "Oh, I've got a ssspeacial place for you."

"Oh crap." Naruto said as he saw Copperhead looking at a golden snake statue with ruby eyes. "How about keeping it right here." Copperhead smiled as she flicked her tongue out at her. "Oh, lover... Come to see little ol' me? And I thought Robin was the Bat's sidekick." Copperhead said as Naruto deadpanned at her.

"He's busy at the moment, and I've just been handling Robin's training as of late." Naruto said as Copperhead smiled. "And how did you find me? I thought I was being careful." Robin pointed to the broken case beside them. "Nothing says 'Careful' like a brick through the window." Naruto narrowed his eyes before speaking.

"Someone else has tripped the alarm." He looked to his left, and saw Shade as Copperhead walked over, and stopped by Naruto. "Okay, I see you've got my message." Naruto raised an eyebrow at that as Shade walked over, and dropped to his knees. "Please take me in!" Kage blinked before Shade stood up. "Alright, you need me to be caught in the act?"

He looked around the gallery for a moment before he took a painting from the wall, and looked to them. "There! I'm stealing!" Naruto and Robin deadpanned at that. Copperhead could only put a hand over her eyes and shake her head in embarrassment. "What's a guy gotta do to get arrested?! I just need your protection from that new guy. He's not like you Leaguers." Copperhead chuckled before speaking. "There's no new guy. He's just a rumor, ri..."

She trailed off seeing a yellow triangle come up on Shade's chest before Robin pushed him out of the way as a spear hit the floor. "The thing about rumors..." They looked to see a man in silver armor shimmer in to sight holding a bo staff. "They're often true." Naruto grabbed his bow as Robin jumped up, and pulled his sword out.

The man attacked Naruto who used his bow as a staff to block the man's strikes. Robin dashed to the man only to get punched away. Naruto pulled out an arrow, and shot it before the man disappeared from sight, and the arrow exploded into glue. "No point in us sticking around." Shade said as Copperhead took the snake statue, and ran.

Only for the man to throw a grenade at the door, and destroyed it. Naruto threw a punch at the man only for him to disappear from sight. Naruto activated his Detective Vision, but couldn't see him. "Sorry, Kage. The suit absorbs my body heat." Naruto pulled two arrows out, and put them in his bow.

Only for a chandelier to fall on Naruto, and Robin just as he let the string go. The arrows hit the ground near Copperhead and exploded into smoke. She looked to see an outline of the man, and scratched him with her clawed gauntlet. Suddenly, the invisible man hit her above the head, and knocked her out before disappearing with her.

Naruto groaned as he pushed the chandelier off, and walked to where the man was. "This Rumor's good." Naruto picked up a silver fiber as Robin spoke. "No, he isn't."

Gotham Clock Tower.

Naruto, Robin, Teresa, Darcy, Batgirl, and Cheetah looked at the large holo screen as Darcy tested the fiber. "Rumor's using light reflecting nano tech to become invisible... Only company in Gotham making that is Karon Industry. Its CEO; Paul Karon." Naruto looked to her before nodding. "OK, got it. Let's go." Naruto said as he, Robin, Batgirl, and Cheetah left through the door in the ceiling.

Naruto grabbed Cheetah, and jumped down as the others used their grapple guns to fly down. Later, they dropped through a window, and saw a blonde haired man sitting at a desk. "Kage, Batgirl, Robin, and Cheetah; I hear someone's going after your job." Paul said as Kage walked forward. "This new vigilante is using tech from your company to abduct criminals from Gotham."

"Well if you find him... Tell him I want to shake his hand." Paul said as Cheetah crossed her arms under her chest. "Any idea how he got your stuff?" She asked as Paul shrugged before pushing away from the desk showing he's in a wheelchair. "I don't know, maybe it fell of a truck. Maybe it isn't my tech. Or..." He wheeled over to them. "Maybe I just don't care."

He finished before explaining a few years ago while showing off a new machine that'll destroy walls with little effort, the Joker attacked him, and as Batman fought Joker, he got paralyzed from a scaffold falling on him. The lights flickered off, and the Heroes vanished through the fire escape." So where do we go now?" Robin asked as both Naruto, and Batgirl spoke up.

"Who says we're done here?" Later, the group looked around the lab of suits, parts, and other boxes. "What are we looking for?" Cheetah asked as Naruto looked at a box. "We'll know when we find it." Suddenly the lights started to come on as Paul wheeled in. They hid as he stopped at a machine that picked him up, and placed him into a suit similar to Rumors, and started walking.

The Next Night.

Naruto and the others walked up to Paul in his lab. "Joker was taken earlier." Paul smiled, and held his hand out. "Congratulations." Naruto raised an eyebrow at him. "It wasn't us." Robin stepped forward. "Anything you want to confess?" Paul gestured to his legs. "We know about your Exo-Suit." Paul sighed before wheeling over to a table explaining the idea for the suit after finding no Military applications.

"So I've been working on it to help people like me." He finished as a man in a grey suit, and black hair walked in. "Mr. Karon, everything alright?" Paul nodded before Naruto spoke up. "Where's your other body guard from last night?" Paul looked to him before answering. "Mario? It's his night off."

Karon Factory.

"Man, you're stupid." Robin said looking at Mario in is suit with the face up as he had a laser pointed at the caged Rogue Gallery in glass cells. "Using one of you bosses old factories for a hideout." He finished saying, as Mario looked shocked. "He helped you find me? But this was all for him."

"Even he knows what you're doing is wrong." Kage said before they dropped down on top of the cells. Mario disappeared as Cheetah, and Batgirl threw paint pellets at him, covering him in blue paint. Robin ran to him, and slid as Mario attacked with his spear. As Robin got up, he was shocked from the spear.

Naruto grabbed Mario, and slammed him down on the floor before destroying his chest plate having Mario shimmer into sight. Naruto picked him up, and threw him at his console having the cells open up. "Mind if we cut in, Kage?" Naruto looked to see Joker standing in front of Gotham's criminals including Shade, Volcana, Killer Frost, and Tsukuri.

"You see Kage. There's a nasty little Rumor we'd all like to stomp out!" Naruto sighed before creating a group of clones as the others dropped by him to help attack the assembled criminals.

Later.

Naruto and the others on a rooftop looked as the Police took Mario, and the others away. Suddenly, Naruto felt someone press against his back, and kiss his cheek. "Just wanted to say thanks, handsome." Copperhead said taking a couple of steps back. Cheetah and Batgirl glared before Copperhead spoke.

"Oh before I forget, if you want another romp, call me." The girls leaped at her only for Naruto to grab them over his shoulders. He walked away as the girls struggled to get off of him. "Get back here, you fork-tongued skank!" Cheetah yelled. Naruto looked to see Robin holding Rumors bo staff before shrugging, and took the girls away.

A Week Later; Gotham.

Naruto in his suit, sat with Barbara at a cafe. "And Bruce completely forgot the woman's name." She finished while they shared a laugh, before hearing a woman scream. "BUGS!" They looked behind, and saw several giant praying mantises attacking the buildings surrounding them. "What the hell?!" Naruto exclaimed grabbing Barbara, and ran into an ally.

As they changed, they saw Robin attack one of the mantis that had a Policeman with his sword, and cut off its arm. The mantis fell down, and its head fell off as Kage and Batgirl ran out to attack another two. Suddenly, all the mantises fell apart without any effort at all. "Never a normal day in Gotham, huh?" Naruto asked pressing a button on his holo computer.

His bike and a black motorcycle with a yellow bat symbol on the tank drove up to them. Naruto got on his as Batgirl and Robin got onto the other motorcycle, and drove off to the clock tower. Later, Darcy looked at the mantises DNA before Batgirl spoke up. "So the insecticide didn't kill them?" Darcy shook her head before replying.

"No. Their DNA was altered so that they were immune to it. They were programed to self destruct when they did." Robin raised an eyebrow at that. "Why would someone have them do that?" Naruto looked at the screen before speaking. "To show us that they can. This was just a preview... The real show has yet to start."

Unknown Location, 'Farm'.

An elderly man sat in a rocking chair whittling on the porch of a small house. He has long grey hair, and wearing black pants, suspenders, and a white shirt. He looked up to see his 'Farm' a very large basement with the walls painted to look like the sky. A young woman with long blond hair in a ponytail, blue eyes, and freckles on her cheeks walked over holding a very large bag of chicken feed over her shoulder.

She's wearing a white tank top showing her cleavage, and jean shorts. "Livestock ready to go to market, sugar?" He asked as she smiled. "Yes sir, daddy." The man stood up, and put on a black coat. "And what about the kid?" He asked as the woman shrugged. "Can't shut him up." The man nodded as he stood up.

"Well then I'm going to be in my office. When you get back from running them livestock you give me a holler, you hear?" He asked walking to the door, and stepped inside. She nodded before walking to a large chicken coop. "I will daddy. As soon as I feed the chickens." He closed the door, and shot up in an elevator as he watched the woman feed very large mutated chickens.

Later, Gotham.

Kage jumped across the rooftops as Batwoman glided across from him. Suddenly, large mutated chickens attacked a Police blimp as large mutated cows stampeded through the streets. "Holy cow!" Naruto said making Batwoman deadpan at him. "What? It's something Tim would say." Naruto said before jumping to the blimp as he saw Robin, Batgirl, and Nightwing attack the cows.

Batwoman hit one with her glider as Naruto shot several arrows at another that opened into ropes, and tied it around a water tower. "Shit!" Batwoman cursed dodging one of the chickens before looping over it, and shot a net at it, trapping it on a building. Batwoman flew over the harbor before shooting the last one into the water.

"We took care of the cows. How are things on your end?" Batgirl said over their earpieces. Kage looked toward the giant chicken in Gotham River. "I'd suggest chicken soup for tonight. But I think this one would be a bit gamey." he replied.

G.C.P.D.

Naruto was telling James about the animal attack from earlier. "I do remember Batman talking about a... Farmer Brown, a geneticist who had large ani-" Naruto stopped as the door was banged open showing a goat with red eyes. Confusion was shown on everyone's faces but felt disturbed on what came next. "Fifty million in unmarked bills. At the docks tonight or the bugs come baaack for good." The goat said, making James' eyes widen.

"One person brings it, no tricks, no surprises. And no Baaatman… or Kaaage." Suddenly Bullock walked in, and pointed at the goat. "Hey! He took my doughnut!" Later, Bullock drove an armored truck, and followed the goat onto a large boat. He walked out and looked around with an irritated scowl.

"Where's the Captain of this heap?" He asked before looking up, and saw Emmylou, who winked at him before the goat butted him off the boat. As Emmylou sailed off, she didn't notice that Bullock grabbed ahold of a rope, and sailed along.

The Farm.

Brown walked outside where he saw his daughter holding Bullock before telling her to take him to the pigpen. When she picked Bullock up, she saw a weird looking blade fall out of his pocket. She was shocked as Naruto, Robin, Batgirl, Batwoman, and Nightwing flashed in front of them. "Sup?" Naruto said before pulling Bullock out of the way and jumped at Brown who picked up a pitchfork, and thrusted it forward.

Naruto easily dodged, before kicking him in the stomach, and Nightwing picked up his shock batons before hearing Emmylou. "Hold it!" They looked to see her holding Robin's sword at his throat before raising their hands. They were put in a silo before Brown explained that he's made it into a rocket with mantis eggs in it that'll explode over Gotham.

"Aw daddy. Can't we keep Kage?" asked Emmylou as she leaned in close to Naruto. Twirling her finger on his chest. "You know, I do love a man that's... Good with his hands." she giggled, her eyes fluttering. At the same time, Batgirl was glaring and growling at Emmylou's advancements. Farmer Brown, however, took his daughter's shoulder and pulled her away from the silo entrance.

"Now, honey, you can't just claim a fella without going through proper courtship. That'll just lead to a couple of broken hearts." He said, making her nod and pout. Back at the silo, Batwoman looked at Naruto with a bored expression. "What is it with you?" she asks. He looks to her and says, "What? I'm cuddly." Batgirl was about to respond when she stopped and made a thoughtful look.

"Well... Actually, that's a good point." she says while blushing. Naruto smiles and wraps an arm around her waist. Batwoman looks to the others, who have the same deadpan look as she does. Farmer Brown closed the door, and the silo shook before one mantis dropped down. "Everyone get back!" Nightwing yelled before going to the door attracting the mantis over.

He had the mantis slam the door, and ripped it off, having everyone run out. Nightwing ran to the truck, and drove it back through the door, having gas drip down before the silo rocketed outside.

BOOM!

The silo exploded over the ocean having pieces hit Brown's boat trapping him, and his daughter as the Police sailed over. The heroes and Bullock watched from the docks of the 'Farm'. "Now that's mighty purty." Batgirl said with a smile.

To Be Continued.

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Nothing to say except this was just a chapter that Chaos thought of to let time pass before Unlimited.

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