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Chapter XL: Kid Stuff.

Last Time.

A camera came out of the roof, and a video came up over the screen showing James Gordon driving past the Kent Farm. "I put up a camera two miles out on both sides of the house to let us know when James, or someone else that doesn't know of our.. Group so we can be prepared for when they come here."=

"What if it's just someone passing by?" Anko asked as Naruto stood up, and help Mei off the swing. "I tagged cars of the friends that don't know we're Heroes." Naruto replied taking them inside.

"So how's Diana holding up? Ever since you two came back from the Fortress she hasn't said much." Mei asked since Diana was being very quiet and reclusive as of late and it has been making the others seem unsettled.

"She was under the Black Mercy for a while and whatever she did to break out of that fantasy must have had hit her hard. I didn't want to pry on what she saw in there since that is her business, not mine. At least, not until she's ready to tell me herself." Naruto said as he glanced up the stairs and wondered what Diana truly was going through right now.

He hoped that she will get better soon, since whatever she experienced must've been something she truly didn't want to leave.

Now.

Smallville; Naruto's House, Morning.

Naruto walked into Diana's room and saw her lying on her side, facing away from him. As he walked in, he saw several small statues, and weapons decorating her room along with pictures of her with her mother, sisters, and with him and the others before walking to her.

"Diana... Are you ready to talk now?" She didn't answer as he sat on the bed. "Honey... You need to talk." He pulled her around and saw her bloodshot eyes. She sat up, and hugged him as she explained her 'Dream' world causing Naruto to sigh. "Diana. I know it was a hard choice to leave that world, but that was just a glimpse of our future."

"And this time you won't have to wake up." She hugged him harder before he continued. "And by the way, I love the name 'Donna' for our daughter." Naruto said before hearing Anko laugh. "Yeah, don't let him name the kids! His naming skills suck!" Naruto looked back to see Anko in the hallway wearing only black panties.

"Screw you, Anko! My naming-!" He was interrupted by Anko, who laughed again. "Actually, YOU did the screwing. All. Night. Long!" Naruto's eyebrow twitched at that before he spoke. "Like I was saying.. Screw you, my naming skills are awesome." Anko snorted as she crossed her arms under her bust.

"For girls yeah, but 'Bolt'?" Naruto glared at her as he tore his eyes away from her chest. "It's a much better name in Japanese!" She just grinned at him. "It's just Naruto with a 'B', and an 'O' instead of a 'N', and an 'A'." She moved her hands, and had her breasts bounce before leaving a fuming Naruto, and a smiling Diana.

"If I didn't fall for her..." Naruto trailed off pinching his nose. Diana couldn't help but smile. She turned Naruto's head to hers and kissed him deeply. "Thank you, Naruto, my love. For helping me let my dream world go. And turn my attention towards a real future. Our future." she tells him. He smiles as he gently places a hand on her cheek.

Metropolis Bank Vault, A Few Weeks Later.

Kage dodged a punch from a muscular woman in a black unitard, and red hair in a Mohawk. He looked to see Wonder Woman help Superman fight a muscular man with brown hair, ripped shirt, and purple pants.

Batman was fighting a muscular man with a gun replacing his right hand, and in a similar costume as Bane but with a red scope over his left eye, and holes cut in the chest.

Green Lantern was fighting Copperhead, who jumped up onto a support beam. Green Lantern created a wall, and slams Copperhead into the ceiling, and had her fall to the floor as the others finished up with their own fights. Wonder Woman tied them up with her lasso as Green Lantern flew down to them. "Well, that's a wrap."

The others deadpanned up him causing him to shrug. "Sorry. Been hanging out with Flash too much lately." Lantern said as several Policemen walked in followed by a purple energy wave that had the Policemen disappear as soon as it hit them. Green Lantern created an energy bubble around them, but the purple field destroyed it, and they disappeared also.

Other Dimension; Adults.

Naruto groaned as he saw red and white sky with what appeared to be adults standing on what looked like chunks of ground. Not only that but everyone along with the chunks of ground were in a purple tint of sorts. "Oh come on! Are we in that Icthultu dimension again?!" He asked walking to the others as the villains looked around. "Have any of you noticed something odd about all this?" Batman asked suddenly getting the others to think for a moment.

"I don't see any children." Wonder Woman said as see kept on looking around. "Because there are none." Naruto pulled his bow out as Morgaine Le Fey floated down, and explained that her son has an amulet, and got rid of the adults from Earth. "Can't you undo it?" Wonder Woman asked having Morgaine shake her head. "No.. He has the Amulet of First Magic.. He's too powerful... But if we all work together.."

"You want us... To beat your own son? Are you fully aware of how messed up that is?" Naruto asked bringing his bow down. "Then don't trust me, and let him rule over Earth with the children... Here, we will stay forever." Morgaine said walking over to them. "What else can we do? We're stuck here, aren't we?" Morgaine shook her head at Wonder Woman's question. "Not exactly... The spell only banishes adults."

"I'm not going to like this." Kage muttered before the sorceress started chanting before things went white.

FunseyLand Amusement Park. (For a better image of the Park Look at this episode 'Kid Stuff'.)

In an Amusement Park that was overrun by children under the age of twelve or thirteen were running around and causing mischief and having loads of fun. With a glee that only a sadistic child could have, Mordred soon appeared and turned the surrounding area into a dark, twisted place for himself and his new 'subjects'.

This was what he'd always wanted; a kingdom, a mass of followers, and no mommy dearest telling him what to do. Even more so that after all these years he was finally able to be rid of her which made things much more sweeter. With a glare and commanding tone, the other children soon followed the child king without a backward glance.

If they did, they would've seen a light shown in the middle of a town set. Five shadows stood up and revealed the heroes reverted to ten-year-olds in their costumes.

(A/N: I'll still call them their adult names.)

"This better be temporary." Batman said as he gazed down at his much younger self. If he guessed it right, he was roughly the same physical age as to when that night happened, leaving the Dark Knight really unhappy.

"You sound weird…Whoa, so do I." Superman said as he inspected himself. "I kind of like this." Diana said as she smiled noticing she was a few good inches taller than her teammates. Of course she soon looked at the guillotine's reflection to see that she looked very much like her 'dream daughter' Donna, minus the whisker marks. This still unsettled her, but she shook it off.

"Really?!" Naruto asked in a higher pitched voice. "Now I can't make out with the other ladies!" Naruto yelled out for some reason before realizing something. "Crap, if I'm like this then my control will be shot to hell!"

"What's wrong?" Superman asked as he saw Green Lantern squinting his eyes before shaking his head. "I needed glasses as a kid... Guess I need them again." He created a pair of plain glasses getting Superman to chuckle before creating a cooler pair that resembled some masks that other Corps members wore.

"Cool." Wonder Woman smacked both Naruto and Superman over the head as they spoke out. "Will you stop messing around? We need to find Mordred." Batman soon pointed to the large castle with a lava moat. "I bet the little brat's in there."

"You're probably right there, Bruce. He grew up in Medieval times so he might as well stay in a castle." Clark said as everyone flew off as Naruto jumped over Bruce. "It's not a race!" The young billionaire whined out as he tried to keep up.

Once inside, Naruto looked on from the second story as a board looking Mordred with a purple-gemmed amulet around his neck granting kids wishes. "Is that Klarion?! How in the hell did he escape the crystal ball?!" Naruto thought looking at the boy standing by Mordred with a cat on his shoulders. (1.)

He's a scraggy boy with long, thin limbs, a thin neck and an angular face. He has black hair in a mop-top style with V-shaped bangs and devil-horns rising over the ears to points slightly above the top of his head. Along with his pointed crown, this devil horn gives him a distinctive three-pointed silhouette.

He has arched eyebrows and sideburns that taper to a point. He also has long sharp, black fingernails. His clothes are formal, and predominantly black but include a white shirt with a tall, stiff collar. On top of this he has a black skinny tie low on the collar, black skinny trousers and pointed shoes, as well as a distinctive jacket.

The jacket resembles a standard suit jacket around the chest and shoulders, although it has long sleeves with flared, pointed cuffs, and the jacket's skirt is similarly long mid-thigh length and shaped so that it comes to a point at the front. The jacket is fastened with two short button straps around the waist.

He saw Klarion whisper something to Mordred before the others walked inside, and stopped in front of Mordred. "Ha! It's the Justice Babies!" Batman glared at Mordred as he laughed. "Big talk, Precious." Mordred stopped laughing before sending his magic to several toys in a little boy's arms. They soon shifted and grew in size as they came to life and attacked them.

Naruto dropped down behind Klarion, and attacked with a Rasengan (Spiraling Sphere) only for Klarion to break off into crows. Naruto cursed before seeing the others finish the toys and run at Mordred. The little king soon froze them, and made a hole in the floor for them to fall down. The crows flocked to one spot near Naruto and reformed Klarion.

"Klarion! What are you doing here?! I thought Jason Blood had you under lock and key!" he shouted. Klarion formed a conceited smirk. "You know me , Kage. Wherever chaos is being ensued, especially on a global scale, I'm always there. As for Mr. Blood, well, let's just say that given the history between him and Mordred's mother, he's been given a... less than orthodox punishment. But you'll find that out soon enough." Naruto was hit with Klarion's lightning that forced him into the hole as Klarion waved. "Bye Kage."

Everyone eventually broke out of their icy prison and Superman flew up to the hole. "AAHH!" Only to scream out as a laser grid came over the hole and shocked him. "Shit." Naruto cursed before seeing steel doors around them. One opened up, and a baby Etrigan waddled out. "Whoa. Klrion wasn't kidding when he said, 'less than orthodox'." thought Naruto. "Etrigan?" Batman asked before dodging as Etrigan spat fire at them.

Naruto grabbed Wonder Woman as Superman dashed, and grabbed Etrigan. "Don't hurt him!" Batman yelled before Etrigan bit Superman. "Ow!" Superman threw Etrigan across the room, and rubbed his arm. "Tell him that!" Etrigan shook his head, and stood up before the others tried to calm him down.

"Etrigan!" Wonder Woman yelled with her hands on her hips. "Bad! Bad Etrigan!" Etrigan stopped attacking, sat down, and started crying. Wonder Woman picked him up, and started patting his back, having him burp a ball of fire. "There, there... See? That's all he needed." Naruto smiled softly at that before hearing Green Lantern gag. "That's not all he needs."

"Now that is a job for Superman." Batman said as he turned, and ran down the tunnel. Everyone followed as Wonder Woman gave Etrigan to Superman, and flew behind Naruto. They ran up top, and saw kids out of control before Wonder Woman yelled. "THAT'S ENOUGH!" The kids stopped, and looked to her.

"You can't tell us what to do! You're not our mom!" One girl yelled at Wonder Woman, who sighed as she nodded. "No. But I promise you we will return your mothers and fathers! And I'm going to tell!" Naruto raised an eyebrow at Wonder Woman's actual childlike behavior. After having the kids wait outside the park Wonder Woman smiled as she left.

"You girlfriend sure is bossy." Green Lantern said to Naruto who rolled his eyes. "Oh shut up." They ran to a cliff behind the castle, and saw Mordred sleeping on a bed. "He's sleeping.. Let's take him out." Wonder Woman whispered out making both Naruto, and Batman shake their heads.

"No.. We should take the amulet away from him if we're going to have a chance." Batman said before drawing a plan in the dirt. "I'll go with Clark..." Wonder Woman trailed off before smiling at Naruto. "Unless I should go with you." Naruto shrugged at that. "Yeah sure.. We'll just be attacking at the same ti-!" He was suddenly pulled by Wonder Woman as the others went to their posts.

"Now!" Batman whispered in their earpieces as Green Lantern created tweezers, and pulled the amulet off before dropping it as Teekl jumped on him, and started to claw him. Naruto cursed before jumping down as Klarion appeared in a red portal. "Naughty kids!" he said while waving his finger at them. Naruto shot several arrows at Klarion before creating clones, and flashed around Klarion.

"Rasen Tarengan (Spiraling Serial Spheres)." Klarion created holes around him having Naruto's clones fly in, and appear at another hole flying away from Klarion. The real Naruto noticed Teekl licking his paws before jumping over to him. He grabbed the cat, and pulled his Karambit to his throat. "Klarion! I know you need this feline in order to stay in this realm! Leave, or the cat dies!"

Teekl hissed as Naruto scratched his neck, having Klarion fade out for a second. "No fair!" Naruto rolled his eyes before flashing over to him. "I'm a ninja! I don't do 'Fair'! Plus, I had a real bad experience with a cat. And it's all coming back to me." Klarion huffed before creating another portal, and left as Naruto threw his cat past him and straight into the portal.

Naruto looked back to see the others fighting a tall Mordred before taking the amulet away. Etrigan grabbed it, and bit into it.

BOOM!

Only for it to explode leaving Etrigan covered in soot. They looked to see Mordred still clad in armor holding a sword that's curved on the inside, and used his magic to grab them, and hold them upside down. "I want my mommy." Mordred looked behind him, and saw the kids calling for their parents. "Enough! You're better off without them."

They cried louder having Batman scoff. "Some king.. He's a boy doing a man's job.. Face it, all that power, and you still stay a kid.. You're too chicken to grow up.. You love being a mommy's boy." Mordred glared before he recited a spell, turning him into an adult. "There! See?! I-!" He stopped as he vanished leaving the League to smirk, as they were let down.

Suddenly, everything returned to normal as adults started coming back. Morgaine appeared in front of them before lifting the spell. "A deal's a deal." They turned back to their adult selves before Morgaine turned to leave. "Wait." Morgaine stopped as Naruto spoke up. "Thanks for the help.. I know going against your son must have been hard."

"And it's nice to know that even the most evil person can care for their family.. Even if you went about it the wrong way.. The rest of the villains here wouldn't do that." Morgaine left before Wonder Woman spoke up. "All things considered.. It was nice being a kid again."

"Honestly, I never knew what it was like though." Naruto stated looking at where Morgaine was before they left.

Later Smallville; Naruto's House.

Naruto walked out of the garage before hearing Mei talk to Barbara, Barb, and Kara. "I was thinking of 'Bolt'... No that is a stupid name." Naruto's eyebrow twitched at that. "I see Anko told them." He sighed before walking in the kitchen. "It's better in Japanese! It doesn't translate well to English!"

"But still, Naruto... I have no idea how you're terrible at boys names! You picked 'Himawari' for a girl's name. That's a cute name!" Naruto sulked at their teasing before walking upstairs.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading, and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781, and Chaos-PSD.

1. For any that don't know.. Klarion was in an episode of season 4 of Batman the Animated Series, and at the end he was imprisoned in a crystal ball.

Ok nothing really to say except I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving.

Next to be updated will be Hero Rising.

Talk To You Later,

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