Konoha Accademy, the leaf village primary education provider...and the sight where history will be rewritten.

Why you ask...It could be many things but it's most likely the fact there is an entire wall missing from two opposite sides of the building. This was the sight that awoke the leaf village when it's people began thier day.

Several blocks away Naruto Uzumaki stepped out his bathroom wrapped in a towel and blinked and said "Um can I help you ANBU-chan."

The female ANBU in a cat mask who was standing in Naruto's apartment said "All gennin who graduated are to report to the top of the Hokage tower at noon today in order to get thier teams. Due to an incident at the accademy the school has been closed until the damage can be repaired...you don't know anything about what happened to the accademy, do you Uzumaki."

Naruto blinked and said "You mean to tell me that someone actually managed to close the accademy. I spent YEARS trying to do that and now that I'm no longer a student there someone actually succeeded in doing that. Damn it, someone is challenging me for my title as prank king of Konoha. When you find out who did this let me know so I can show them who the true king is."

The ANBU said "I will inform the Hokage of your suspicion."

Naruto looked at the ANBU and said "In 10 seconds my towel is hitting the floor. If you want to test my stamina my bedrooms is the door to the left. If not the exit is the door to the right. 3, 2...well she left but not by the door." as he saw the ANBU disappear in a puff of smoke.

Naruto shook his head and thought "I wonder what actually happened to close the accademy. I know I didn't have any plans to do anything to the accademy...Oh well, I got things to do to get ready for my first day as a ninja."

At 10:30 am Naruto was walking around the outside of training ground 44 when a female voice said "What are you doing here gaki, this training ground is restrictred."

Naruto looked up and saw a woman with purple hair and brow eyes wearing a tan trench coat and black shorts and a black sports bra with fishnet over the top of it and he said "Hello, I'm looking for someone. A woman by the name of Anko Mitarashi. I was told she hangs around this area. Would you be her."

The woman frowned and said "What are you needing her for."

Naruto said "It's a personal matter I would like to discuss with her. If she chooses to speak with others about it then it will be her choice."

The woman smirked and said "Alright gaki, what's this choice. I'm Anko."

Naruto looked at her a moment and said "I see. I must look kind of foolish since I didn't know what you looked like but the spirits just told me where to find you. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I'm here to offer you a deal. One that I think we both would find benificial."

Anko raised her left eyebrow and said "Really, and what kind of deal would that be."

Naruto said "Removing your curse seal and killing Orochimaru."

Anko's eyes widen as she heard this and she reached up to the left side of her neck and said "What are you talking about."

Naruto looked at Anko and said "Look, I'm sure you know about me and the furball. Right."

Anko nods her head and Naruto said "The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami who sealed the furball into me, not the Yondaime, the Shinigami himself. Do you not think there would be some side effects from having a seal created by the god of death on a living person. I can see spirits. I could when I was younger and it nearly scared me to death so the spirits asked the Shinigami to bind that power until I'm an adult which now that I am a ninja I am considered an adult and the ability came back and I see and here the spirits who told me about you. I can't destroy your curse seal directly but the spirits have told me how to transfer your seal in order to destroy it indirectly. The question is are you interested and what price are you willing to pay for this service."

Anko frowned and said "You meantioned Orochimaru, what about him."

Naruto said "I'll tell you in exchange you agree not to meantion what you here to anyone without my permission including the Sandaime. I'm not ready to talk to him about some of what I will tell you."

Anko pursed her lips and said "Why shouldn't I. I mean the old man..."

Naruto interupted her and said "Ever wonder what those missing memories were about or why your missing them."

Anko froze as she heard this and said "How did...the spirits."

Naruto nods and said "Orochimaru was a member of ROOT which was ran by Danzo. He's still an active ally of ROOT. You missing memories were of meetings between Danzo and Orochimaru that you witnessed. Danzo got a Yamanaka under his command. I'm sure you can fill in the dots."

Anko pursed her lips and said "Alright gaki...what exactly are you after."

Naruto said "The spirits tell me many things like my parents. Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. They also told me that Minato Namikaze was the son of Nawaki Senju. Nawaki Senju was the genetic source of Orochimaru's Mokuton experiments done on the orders of Danzo. Nawaki's mother was a Yamanaka and while experimenting to learn to Senju bloodline your former sensei also learned enough of the Yamanaka bloodline to create a bastardized form of it that gives him a type of immortality. Something that pisses the Shinigami off. I am related to 3 of the 4 Hokages and the heir to 2 clans. The Uzumaki clan and the Senju clan. As such I have to restore both clans. I can't do much about the Senju clan until Tsunade decides to officially recognise me or she dies but I can do much for the Uzumaki clan. That is why I am here. I would like to make a deal with you in exchange for you agreeing to join the Uzumaki clan I give you info on your former sensei and his allies that will help to see him killed."

Anko looked at Naruto for several moments and said "So you want me to marry you."

Naruto said "Maybe in the future if we get to know each other and like each other but right now I am looking at making you an Uzumaki by adoption. It comes with perks and a price though. The choice is what are you willing to pay. I am here offering to remove the curse seal you have as well as give you info that can help to destroy the man I'm told you feel destroyed your life so the question is are you willing to join my family and accept the price and gifts that come with it."

Anko rubbed her neck and said "What kind of gifts. Orochimaru called this a gift."

Naruto said "Orochimaru gift was to himself. Your seal contains a back up that he created that would allow him to be brought back to life in the event his body was destroyed before he could transfer to a new body."

Anko's eyes widen at that and she paled and said "This..."

Naruto said "That's what the spirits say. You ask what kind of gifts, I'll tell you. Since we are talking about adoption and not marriage the perks is this. Right now the Shinigami owns my soul because of the jutsu dad used. When I die I would goto his belly normally but because there are so many people that have found ways to cheat his ass he want's a bounty hunter that would be able to collect the souls of those who cheat him in the living world. Since I am young he doubts that I will anytime soon become strong enough to collect these souls so he gave me a way to get stronger. You know how when a kagebunshin dies it's memories transfer back to the original. Same thing here. I die I go back to yesterday. It works. I've died several times already. As a member of my clan under me, you will gain the benifits of this effect so when either you or any member of my clan who is under me dies we will all be sent back in time to yesterday with our memories. Which means that when Orochimaru shows up at the Chunnin exams you can face him and try to kill him over and over again until you kill his ass without worry about being killed because you will wake back up yesterday and have several months to train and learn new things to kill him."

Anko's eyes widen and she said "He's coming here for the Chunnin Exams. Why."

Naruto said "Sorry, if I tell you everything now then I won't have anything to give you if you decide to join. Right now you can say screw you and your deal, run to the Hokage and tell him and I'll just kill myself to reset everything and this conversation will never have happened. I don't like Orochimaru and I don't like Danzo but I'm not strong enough to do shit about it yet. That is one of the reason I am here. I dont want this to be a business deal. If I adopt you into my clan I want you to become family. I want to help you reach your goals, protect you, and help you get stronger. I know how the people of this village are with how they treat me because of the furball. I bet they treat you like shit also because of Orochimaru from what the spirits have told me. You don't know me and don't have any reason to trust me which is why I have told you about my reset ability. What do you really have to lose."

Anko pursed her lips and said "What do you have to gain."

Naruto said "I'm alone...right now it's just me. I have no friends. Those who are family to me in this world don't know about me. All I have is myself and the spirits when they decide to show up for some reason. I grew up alone. I live alone...I die alone. I'm bored, something that isn't good for me or the world. You know those little bastards running around stealing things and laughing. Thier called treasure goblins. The spirits when they introduced me to themselves played a video game with me. Treasure goblins were a creature of randomness in order to get items that might be useful to you or complete randomness. I recreated those bastards in the real world just to throw in some form of randomness. I think thier the bastards who stole the walls from the accademy but I'm not sure. This is the first time that's happened."

Anko eyes widen and said "You created those little bastards. One of them stole one of my dango's. How many of those little bastards are those and where my dango."

Naruto said "I don't know. I created over a dozen of them originally and once they get enough material to create a new puzzle ring then they create it and a new one is created. There might be hundreds or even thousands of those little bastards in the world right now and each has all my knowledge up to the moment I first created them which means they know how to make pockets outside of the resets where they can store things that people can find and loot. Food doesn't store I thinks so he most likely ate your dango."

Just then a treasure goblin ran through the clearing where they were holding a pink book in it's hand laughing as he was being chased by a man with silver hair and a face mask with his hiate over his right eye. The treasure goblin ran toward the wall and stopped.

The man said "Give me back my book."

The goblin held up the book and laughed causing the man to jump toward the goblin only for the goblin to disappear in a puff of smoke and the man slammed head first into the wall and both Anko and Naruto laughed at the sight of this.

The man hearing the laughing stood up and disappeared in a swirl of leaves and Naruto looked at Anko who had an amused look on her face and she said "OK, I can see the humor in that...where did they go."

Naruto said "Back where ever his treasure chest is located. He reversed summoned himself back to his chest and then sorts his loot to see if he can make anything and if he can he will. If he can't then he goes out and starts again. If someone kills him then they can get whatever loot he has on him and a few hours later the puzzle ring that created the treasure goblin will spawn a new one that will take go out and create a new treasure chest somewhere."

Anko blinked and said "Why wouldn't he just take over the current chest."

Naruto scratched the back of his head and said "The puzzle ring keeps spawing new treasure goblins every time it gathers enough chakra from the air. I didn't set a limit on them...I think eventually ninja villages will stop having wars against each other and have wars against treasure goblins who will be robbing them blind. I was bored and it seemed like a good idea at the time. I wasn't worried about the long term effect they would have on the world...and truthfully, I'm not really worried about the long term effect right now either. Do you know what one of my first memories was about."

Anko shook her head no and Naruto said "I saw myself get kidnapped by a mask man. Then I saw my parents die stopping the Kyuubi, then I saw ninja under Danzo orders cut open my mothers body and steal her eggs in order to steal my clan's bloodline before destroying her body with a fire jutsu to cover up the theft. Learning who my family was and what all they did for this village and then to see my families dead bodies butchered like that and then learning about your sensei and what he did to my grandfathers body...I don't care about the world anymore. Why should I...I've decided that I'll care about my family and friends. I've decided that I will enjoy my life, get stronger to protect myself and my family and friends. What about you...what has this village actually done for you. What have they taken from you and what have they given you in return for your sacrifices."

Anko looked toward the forrest inside the training ground and said "You know your talking treason kid."

Naruto said "I'm the Shinigami's bitch. I won't die. I live a thousand lifetimes in Konoha then live in Suna once then spend a hundred in Kumo. Hell could you imagine one day after killing Orochimaru a thousand times over you suddenly show up at his new hidden village and make him your bitch. Walk him around like poodle in a purse. Or even make a snake skin purse and shoes out of his shed skin. I'm told he can shed his skin to repair damage. Make an entire fashion line of cloths made out of shed skin. People wear animal skin items all the time. Is Orochimaru any different then an animal. The Orochimaru line made by Anko Uzumaki, coming soon to retail store near you."

Anko's eyes glossed over a moment as her imagination ran wild and she said "Your crazy, you know that right."

Naruto shrugged and said "I talk to the spirits, time travel, and created an army of thieves who are going to one day robbed the world blind while laughing about it. Being crazy might be the only thing normal about me. Hell after I get done talking to you I'm going to drop the henge I'm wearing and go pull a prank on the people of Konoha."

Anko blinked and said "What prank and what are you wearing a henge for."

Naruto smirked and was covered in smoke and when the smoke cleared Anko gasped and Naruto as Naruto stood there completely bald with tattoo's over his body and wearing only a pair of bear skin pants, bear skin shoes, a ring on each hand and an amulet necklace and Naruto said "Da spirits told me rock out with my cock out. Would you like to see my cock." as he pulled a limp rooster from his pocket

Naruto said "He doesn't look like much when he's limp but when he grows I don't carry him around in my pants, he carries me around between my legs." as the chicken was covered in smoke and now stood a 4ft tall rooster that was looking arond and Naruto jumped on his back and said "So lady, da spirits want to know, you want to ride my cock."