Aye, Hope you liked the first chapter! :) I just love Puddleshine and Littlecloud (Puddlekit for being a little chubby kit becoming a medicine cat apprentice randomly, XD I laughed so hard when Leafpool reacted and Littlecloud for having such an amazing name.) Enjoy! (::) (::) (::) (::) Enough of me, let's get on with the prank reaction! =D Wait...just so you know, Pudgykit and his bros are 9 moons, so basically a year and 1/8.


This is unacceptable...

It was time for Mousefur and Dustpelt to shine in the spotlight. Or, the 'grump' and the 'crazy crank' for most kits.

Mousefur stopped staring at her phone and called Dustpelt on her walky-talky. "Roger, we have a prankster case."

A crazy shriek rang through the parking lot, "Land Ho!" Mousefur sighed and grunted as Dustpelt bumped into her. Dustpelt squeaked, "Where is the prank?! Where is it?! TELL ME NOW MOUSEFART!"

Thunderstar snorted and raised his eyebrows. "Dustpelt, we have a job here to do, and my name isn't Mousefart, it's Mousefur." "I know that much Mousefart." "Don't sass me after you scream 'Land Ho'." "Why?"

Mousefur growled, unsheathing and sheathing her claws boredly, "Because, Foxleap already hates you, just like everybody else here, and... FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LISTEN UP! MY NAME ISN'T MOUSEFART!" All the cats nodded.

Dustpelt shrugged and muttered under his breath, "Ok fine... Mousefairy..."

Mousefur tackled him, yowled, "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

Dustpelt looked away and said, "LAND HO! LOOK MOUSEYFURSY I SEE LAND!"

Mousefur clawed his face and dragged Dustpelt away, who was kicking and screaming like a spoiled baby.

She smiled thinly at Thunderstar and explained to the students, "I will be interviewing you, ignorant trouble-makers."

Pudgykit snorted, there would be a long time before he became a paw in 5th grade. He stepped up.

"Can I just tell you that it wasn't me or any of these kits?" He pointed to himself and the gang. Mousefur nodded and responded, "Thank you, I would be happy to not have to deal with all of you kits."

Pudgykit continued, "I think that it's that kit over there." He pointed at the 4th grader from the bus.

The 4th grader's eyes grew wide and he was about to respond when Bubblekit shoved a creampuff into his mouth and shook the 4th grader's head roughly, up and down, up and down. Mousefur looked pleased and seemed oblivious to Bubblekit.

"So, you admit to this treachery? You know that it can end in detention, suspension, and being expelled, right? Huh, who am I kidding, I don't care about your future."

The 4th grader choked on the creampuff as he swallowed it, but Bubblekit shoved another one in his mouth swiftly before he could splutter a word.

"And you are still not denying that you did it. AND you are stealing that poor little kit's creampuffs. I would have just given you 10 detentions for pranking, but since you are bullying that poor kit, I'm doubling the punishment to 20 detentions and you have to clean up this mess today. Oh and, if you don't finish cleaning, you can just have 30 extra detentions per day that you don't clean it up."

Bubblekit shoved his paws on both sides of the 4th grader's mouth, forcing it into a wide grin. He then hid behind the 4th grader and said enthusiastically, "Ok! I'm so excited!"

Mousefur wasn't finished. "You still owe that poor kit an apology."

Bubblekit came out from behind and pretended to cry.

The 4th grader finished the cream puff and said, "I HATE YOU SO MUCH, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"

Thunderstar snorted. "If he isn't going to apologize, I'll just add 20 more detention days PER day that THIS mess (he pointed at the school) isn't cleaned up."

As you can expect, the 4th grader got straight to work, cleaning the school up. Little did he know that Mushykit just followed him replacing everything that he cleaned up for the first day just to add an extra 50 days of detention. (Mousefur's and Thunderstar's added together. 30+20)

So yeah, that one bully learned his lesson. To never mess with Pudgykit's gang...


Okee dokee. Here's the next prank! Well, the day of the prank.


Pudgykit jitter-clicked the mouse. He was fighting Bubblekit in an intense Kit Pvp round. (Obviously they are playing Minecat.)

Bubblekit ate a yellow apple as he ate a golden apple in the game. Pudgykit slurped up some soup in reality as he right clicked on a soup.

Bubblekit comboed a grass block and Pudgykit bow-spammed a stone stair-case.

Bubblekit was very confused. "WHY AM I NOT DOING DAMAGE?!"

Pudgykit was also confused. "ME NEITHER! THE GAME IS BROKEN!"

Wudzykit cruised over. "Watcha doin?"

Pudgykit yelped, "We are trying to fight, but for some reason we CAN'T EVEN DO DAMAGE TO EACH OTHER!"

Wudzykit blinked and told them, "I dunno... maybe it's a glitch?"

Mushykit flew over and bowled Wudzykit over. "Don't listen to him, obviously he doesn't know what he is talking about. The reason that you are not doing damage to each other, is that you are both hitting blocks, not your opponent. Here, let me show you where he is." Pudgykit handed over the mouse and keyboard.

Mushykit looked around, and there, standing 3 blocks away behind him, was poor, confused, Bubblekit who was hitting a block.

"Aha, there he is! Ok, so now, to damage that block-punching fool, you must left click at him."

Bubblekit piped up, "HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FOOL?!" He jumped up, pulled his cream puff launcher out of his pawket, and sent a barrage right at Mushykit.

Mushykit, the Minecat god that he is, just shoved Wudzykit in front of him.

Wudzykit, splattered with cream puffs, just dazedly said, "Is dessert already here?" Then promptly flopped to the ground.

Waddlekit, being the dramatic one that he was, exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, did he really just get shot by a CREAMPUFF LAUNCHER?! THOSE ARE LETHAL!" Immediately, Waddlekit rushed over and started randomly putting band-aids (disclaimer: do not own) all over Wudzykit.

Chucklekit just casually said, "Oh yeah bros, I forgot to tell you, I ordered pizza."

Pudgykit just screamed. "OMG, HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL US THAT SOONER?! WE AREN'T EVEN READY TO PRANK THE PIZZA CAT! EVERYONE, GET YOUR STUFF READY AND HEAD TO YOUR POSITIONS!"

5 minutes later

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The commander of the defense of the fortress (kit house) was standing on the heads of two of his brothers, Bubblekit and Puffykit, to look out the window. That's when his sharp eyes spotted it. A cardboard box with wheels was rolling slowly but surely towards the house. The words "LAND HO!" rang out through the neighborhood.

Pudgykit facepawed and rolled his eyes and told the gang, "It's that drunk dude from school."

Puffykit shuddered and squeaked, "He scary! I don't want drunk cooties!"

Snowykit nodded nervously, whimpering.

Pudgykit bravely ordered the kits to hold their ground. "We won't go down without a fight." (Keep in mind, they literally are just ordering pizza XD)

Jumping down from his professional post (Puffykit's and Bubblekit's heads), Pudgykit hurried over to Chucklekit who was in charge of the cream puff launching brigade.

Chucklekit asked, "Umm, what kind of pizza did we order again?"

Bubblekit scoffed, "Fish? I dunno! You ordered it! In fact, none of us know! Well, maybe you did... but yeah!"

Chucklekit shrunk back and squeaked quietly, "Oh... how come I thought... I thought-" Bubblekit snorted, "You thought what?"

Chucklekit mewed, "Umm, I thought you knew what I ordered?" Bubblekit shook his head.

Pudgykit meowed sharply," Guys! We're at war! No joking around anymore! Plus, where is Bumblekit, our cream puff supplier?"

"Umm, didn't Bumblekit already send us 239 boxes of cream puffs?" "Yeah." Pudgykit shrugged the question off.

Waddlekit exclaimed, "HE RANG IT! WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET DRUNK COOTIES!" Pudgykit silenced him.

"None of that. We will be brave! Load your Puffer 203s!" The cream puff launching squadron marched to the side of the door with their Puffer 203s loaded.

It consisted of Chucklekit, Sunnykit, Fluffkit, Cuddlekit, Munchkit, and Chubbykit.

Fudgykit looked at Pudgykit, ready to open the door. He was armed with a giant shield, long pincers for taking the pizza, a few bananas, chain armor, and a Puffer pistol.

Pudgykit signaled to Puffykit, Snowykit, Wubblekit, Wudzykit, Mushykit, Waddlekit, and Puddlekit to get their itching-powder-filled balloon sling shots and their shields ready.

Pudgykit and Bubblekit jumped out a window, shoved a barricade behind Dustpelt quietly, and dashed back into the house, through another window.

All of the kits had a set of night vision goggles (shh, it makes them look cool even though it doesn't actually do anything ACTUALLY useful during the day), a medical kit, a bottle of pepsi, almost unbreakable gloves (created from the toughest shards from the meteor that hit creampuff mountain), earmuffs just in case... because Dustpelt was out there, creampuffs to eat, a whistle, and any personal touches that they added to their kit.

Fudgykit looked back at the gang, before going on his tippy pads and opening the door. Dustpelt sat in his 'transporter', chanting loudly, "Land Ho! Land Ho! Land Ho!"

Fudgekit scrunched his eyes tight put up his shield. He screamed at the top of his lungs, "GIVE THE PIZZA!"

Dustpelt held a pizza out, but refused to give it.

Fudgekit shook his head in disappointment and signaled to Chucklekit to start firing.

The cream puffs battered Dustpelt, until he yowled, "Take it! Take it!"

Fudgekit sighed and grabbed the pizza with his pincers. Dustpelt started sucking on his thumb and muttering, "Land ho... Land ho..." (That's his catch phraze ;D)

The group with the itching powder surrounded Fudgykit as he warily went outside and pushed the barricade aside.

When Dustpelt didn't go out, the group threw the ballons at him.

He rolled away, the same way that he had came: slowly but surely. Pudgykit cheered, "Great job gang! We will have a celebration night game in honor of your hard work and courage!"

The gang cheered loudly.


Hope you liked it! ;) I'm really sorry that I didn't update for a loonnnggg time.. I was working on other things and well.. doing my projects and all the homework that they give you.. Anyways, don't forget to review, follow, or/and fav! Cookies to all of you that do! (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) :) Cya later!

~Pudgyfluff