Story Time: Narrated by Mushykit and Wudzykit (oh and random squeaking at random times from Munchkit)

"Long ago..."

"In a galaxy far, far, away..."

"OH WHO AM I KIDDING, IT'S IN THE SAME GALAXY..." (Literal as usual with Mushykit)

"Ooh cool scrolling text...

Wait, there isn't scrolling text?" (Random Munchkit moment)

"Ok, this is stupid, let's just start the story!" (Wudzykit taking the initiative!)

"ONCE UPON A TIME..." "Shut up Munchkit, and start the story Mushykit" "Yeah, but try to keep Mr. LoudMunch quiet."

"Mommy." whispered Pudgykit, without getting an actual response.

"MOMMY." Pudgykit firmly said, slightly annoyed now.

"MOOO OOFF THEEE MEEE!" Pudgykit squealed loudly, in a desperate gamble to claim his mother's attention. (YOU JUST WANT ATTENTION, YOU DON'T WANT MY HEART! sorry)

"FOR GOODNESS SAKES, HOW CAN YOU STAND PUDGYKIT'S KITTY EYES?!" complained Bubblekit.

"MOM!" Pudgykit mewed with confidence.

"MmmHmm?" replied their mother.

"We ran out of cupcakes!"

"Why don't you just eat cookies instead?"

"Waddlekit ate them all on the first day of his rigorous dieting plan..."

"MmmHmm- WAIT WHAT?!"

"Yeah."

"WADDLEKIT. YOU... YOU... GO TO TIME OUT."

"Okay! Can I bring the donuts with me there? I'm slightly hungry. I only ate 42 pies for breakfast, way less than my usual of 96 pies and 48 cakes."

"Nope. Follow your diet plan for once?"

Waddlekit sighed, "Fine...", before grabbing 74 bags of tortilla chips and 62 jars of nacho cheese and hiding them behind his large (understatement) tail.

"Well, sweeties, let's go to the grocery store to stock up on food! Waddlekit, you may stay here and think about what you have done, and not eat anything for a while."

Waddlekit was stuffing his face before mumbling with his mouth full of melted cheese, "Ok mommy. You know, I really feel like this dieting plan could do some good for me!"

"Glad to know that we're on the same page dear. Chubbsters, onwards to the store of the groceries!"

EPIC CAR-RIDE NARRATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY MUNCHKIT and Wudzykit

"VROOM VROOM, SCREEE SCREEE, REOOOOOWWWWW! CHUU CHUU CH-" (EPIC NARRATION WITH MUNCHKIT OH YEAH)
"Oh shut your fat mouth would yah?! Anyways, on with the sto-" (SAVAGE WUDZYKIT GETTING INTERRUPTED?!)
"VROOM VROOM, AYEEEEEE-!" (Wudzykit tackled Munchkit and duck-taped his mouth closed.

"Pardon us for the LOUD interruption, we had some technical issues with the OTHER fat one. On with the story!"

"How is your diet going, Chucklekit?" asked their mother.

"Wait... Since when am I on a diet? I didn't know that! I'm sorry! At least I only ate 70000 calories yesterday." squeaked Chucklekit, smiling.

"You told me yesterday morning that all of you were on diets.."

"Oh really? Umm... that was... umm... a... uhh... PUFFYKIT... yeah... yeah... he's the fattest besides Waddlekit!"

"HEY! THAT'S MUNCHKIT!" protested Puffykit.

"Yes. Well said Puffykit. Too bad the other things you say aren't ever as accurate as that particular statement. You know, I could do with a smarter br-"
"HOW DID YOU BREAK FREE OF THE DUCK-TAPE?! LIKE HO-"
"Oh, I ate it a few minutes ago."
"Plus, being fat isn't something to be proud of."
"HEY! If you don't stop being mean, I'm gonna sit on you."
"RUN MUSHYKIT, RUN LIKE THE WIND OR ANYTHING FASTER THAN A FAT KITTEN! HE'S CHARGING! AHH! HELP, HE'S SOMEHOW GAINING ON ME? I NEED TO PRACTICE RUNNING MORE IF HE CAN CATCH ME! THAT'S EMBARRASSING! *OOF*"
"HA, FATNESS ALWAYS WINS. NOW YOU SHUT UP AND LET MEEEEEEEE NARRATE! Don't argue Mushykit or I will have to sit on BOTH of you."
"OK, WHATEVER YOU SAY, LORD OF THE EXTRA POUNDS!"

Onwards with the rest of the quest... Narrated by Munchkit! "YAYYYYYYY!"

"So umm... what do I say? What are we even doing? I was just here to make car noises..."

And that concludes the story! Thank Munchkit and beg him to spare poor Wudzykit and Mushykit so that they can finish the story in PART 2!

-Pudgyfluff

"SHOW ME WHERE YOUR SECRET STASH OF CHEEZE-ITS IS, WUDZYKIT, OR I'M GONNA FART ON YOU!"