MULTIVERSE
マルチ
(Maruchi)
Chapter 2:- Tsunderes
Opening Theme:- 一件落着ゴ用心 - イヤホンズ
Ending Theme:- 青空のラプソディ - fhana
Slenderman: So..Where are we going?
Kazuma: Hehe~ I've made up my mind that we'll be stopping by a Tsundere Cafe in Mutlverse's Akihabara~
Subaru(From Re:Zero): I can't believe you dragged me along too.
Kazuma: Now now Subarun, it's all fun and games after all~ Ain't that right, Inuyashiki-san?
Inuyashiki: Y-Yes..Yes..? -The old man nodded in confusion as he walked beside the other three males as Slenderman had disguised himself to look like a distinguished Human being, so that no one would be afraid of him-
Slenderman: Now this is exciting! This is the first time I have ever been asked to hang out!
Kazuma: Hehe~ Time for change, you guys. Let's stop hanging around with the girls and have some manly fun time!
Subaru: You make it sound differently than it should.
Kazuma: Shut up!
-The four would then enter a cafe with a large sign board on top of the building with the name "STILE" on it, as the four entered. They were then greeted by 3 female waitresses-
Subaru: Oh..The personality cafe, it had to be this one out of everything else..
-A blonde girl would walk up to them as she spoke out to them-
Kaho: Took you four long enough to get here!
Subaru: Oh, the Tsundere personality.
Slenderman: Eh? Eh?! W-Why are we getting yelled at?
Inuyashiki: I-I didn't know that children in this time and age have grown to be so brave towards adult..
-A dark haired waitress with a pink uniform would walk up to Inuyashiki as she blushed and smiled excitedly when she saw him-
Maika: Aha! Y-You're Inuyashiki-san!
Inuyashiki: Y-Yes, Yes I am? H-How may I help you, young lady?
Maika: I'm a fan of yours! I love your powers and I love how you saved everyone in the city too!
Inuyashiki: Eh?! Y-You're a fan?
Subaru: Lucky.
Kazuma: Damn lucky.
Kaho: Hey! I'm talking to you three! Now sit down!
Kazuma: Tch!
Subaru: Let's go, boy. -He would grab Kazuma's shoulder and pulled Kazuma as Subaru and Slenderman sat down at a large table with Kazuma looking irritated. Kaho would walk up to the guys and toss them pieces of tissue and menus at them, Subaru and Slenderman caught their menus but one menu had hit Kazuma in the face as Kaho would place four glasses of water down for the guys after Inuyashiki joined them-
Kaho: Hmph! -She would then turn her attention back and walk away-
Kazuma: -He would then whisper to the three males- Why is she such a bitch?
Subaru: Y-You chose to come here, you dolt!
Kazuma: I didn't know that there was such thing as a Bitchdere!
Subaru: Shh! You cunt, she'll hear you!
Kazuma: Fuck off, I'll say whatever shit I want! OI! Excuse me!
... -Kazuma was ignored by the waitresses-
Kazuma: Motherfu-
Slenderman: Um..Excuse me..?
Subaru: You idiot..
Kazuma: EXCUSE ME, WOMEN!
Subaru: This is what happens when you disrespect women.
Kazuma: Like you're one to talk with your white elf!
Subaru: Hey! Leave Emilia-tan out of this!
Kazuma: You could've gone for that big chested demon chick who always walks with you but you chose the latter! Tell me, blind man!
Subaru: You don't understand true love!
Kazuma: At least the girls I work with don't die all the time!
Subaru: Rude!
Kazuma: Go to Hell!
Subaru: You suck!
-In the background of the cafe, the Pascal/Machine Village Theme song was being played-
Kazuma: The Hell is up with this song?
Subaru: It's Inuyashiki-san's favourite song.
Kazuma: This?!
Inuyashiki: Ah, A2-San would always tell me about the Machine Village and their songs. I have always loved it.
"Tatsh lai tat atsh klai fan
Bot hir bot deshin et
Tatsh lai tat ming atsh klai fan
Ban pis klan pis
Bot hir bot dan deshin et
Tan pis klan pis
Shai dal Pascal pif indakal
Bon is aush dis
Den shuk palk lis nalma hindis hau
(x2)
Kaldis ich mal
Ehar is dei
Olda filei saka e da
Kaldis ich mal
Ehar is dei
Ikrai de koshi hai"
-Kaho would then return back to the guys-
Kaho: Have you decided what you guys want?
Kazuma: What should we get?
Subaru: What do you think is fast and simple?
Slenderman: Ah, I'll have a banana parfait, please.
Kaho: Whatever. You two?
Subaru: I'll pass.
Kazuma: A cup of coffee and a rice omelette for me.
Kaho: God, you're such a pain.
Kazuma: Huh?
Subaru: Kazuma!
Inuyashiki: Um.. Kaho-san?
Kaho: Hmm?
Inuyashiki: A glass of green tea for me and would it be all right for me to follow you to the back to talk to Maika-san?
Kaho: Ah, sure~ Not at all, Inuyashiki-san~
Kazuma: Why the hell is she so nice to him?!
Slenderman: He's a hero after all. He's also a legend.
Subaru: He deserves more respect than you, since you're a womaniser.
Kazuma: I ain't no womaniser, you lunatic!
Subaru: I'm not crazy!
Kazuma: Oh well you soon will be! Wait! Hold on... You didn't order anything.
Subaru: Oh, I'll be fine. -Kazuma would then slap Subaru on the face- Owh! Why?!
Slenderman: You're his stress reliever.
Kazuma: Hahaha! Yes! Haha!
Subaru: God, this sucks!
-Kaho would then return to the guys with their food and drinks as she served them-
Kaho: Here, eat it.
Kazuma: What a bitch..Wha-?! She won't even do the ketchup design for us?!
Subaru: Maybe not for you.
Kazuma: Shut the hell up, boy!
Subaru: I'm older than you!
Kazuma: By two months!
Slenderman: By the way, what should we do after this?
Kazuma: Hmm.. Subaru, decide of something to do.
Subaru: Why don't we go visit Kokonotsu and Hotaru?
Kazuma: Who?
Subaru: They're both kids. Kokonotsu owns a Candy shop.
Kazuma: And you wanna go there because..?
Subaru: His sweets are cheap and reasonable.
Kazuma: Oh? Maybe I'll join ya then, maybe Megumin and Aqua along with Darkness would like some candy.
Slenderman: You seem rather close with Megumin-san, Kazuma.
Kazuma: Am I?
Subaru: You are, you're closer to her than the other two.
Kazuma: Maybe we have a mutual understanding on most parts but I don't consider us to be close.
Subaru: You better start talking to her before you regret it.
Kazuma: Shut up, I ain't aiming to have a relationship with her. Besides, she's insane.
Slenderman: Perhaps to you, she is insane but she could be really nice and sweet.
Kazuma: She faints after she uses her explosion magic! She's useless in fights!
Subaru: Aren't you the man? Shouldn't you be the one protecting her?
Kazuma: HEY! I had to live as an Adventurer from scratch! It's live or die! One of the two!
Subaru: You live in a sad world.
Kazuma: Well I died and was reincarnated anyway so does it matter anymore?
Subaru: Good point, now that we're in the Multiverse, we have no worries anymore.
Slenderman: Although, there were rumours going around the entire world of Multiverse.
Subaru: What rumours?
Slenderman: People have been saying that Monika is planning on an full-scale world invasion.
Kazuma: World invasion? Like how?
Slenderman: We'll all step foot onto the real world and engage with the Humans.
Subaru: I won't be surprised if Monika actually came up with that idea, she does hate her creator for torturing her anyway.
Kazuma: Huh? Her creator?
Subaru: Monika is a game character that is part of a dating-sim game, apparently out of 4 girls, if you're the main character, you can only choose one out of three and you can't choose Monika and get to her route. So when she found out that happened, she deleted the other girls from the game and destroyed the whole game and forced the player to listen to her flirt and talk to her.
Kazuma: That's some next-level yandere-shit.
Subaru: Tell me about it.
Slenderman: Despite how powerful we are in our own world, we are not more than just ants to Monika. She is the very essence and God of the Multiverse. A single movement of her fingers can change the climate in this world to go completely insane and she can remove any one of us in mere seconds.
Kazuma: She's like an Admin in a server.
Subaru: Technically she is but she's too nice to everyone so nobody dares to hurt her. Even the villains in Multiverse do not dare violate the laws in this world.
Kazuma: The villains?
Subaru: Guys like Altair, Blockade, Albedo, Saber Alter, Zero Two or either Jack the Ripper. They're all villains and they do not dare take over this world because they know that they cannot hurt Monika at all because of her ability to control the entire system of this world. She's basically Jesus.
Kazuma: So she's...Like..Um... Jesse? The female version of Jesus?
Subaru: Now you're just being stupid.
Kazuma: Take a little joke now will ya?!
-Moments later, after the guys were done, they paid for their meals and left-
Kazuma: But still...A god, huh? That sounds pretty insane..Especially for Monika.
-Back in the main building of Multiverse, in a large office room with Monika sitting down behind a large desk, A2 along with a short little blonde haired girl named Tanya Von Degurechaff stood in front of Monika-
A2: When do you want me to gather everyone?
Monika: We still have a lot of time so just relax~ Haha.
Tanya: Ma'am, permission to speak freely.
Monika: Go on?
Tanya: I suggest that we have Nishikino Maki along with Hoshizora Rin summon more units from the planet of Cray to join us.
Monika: Oh? And how would bringing dragons and knights into our world benefit our invasion?
Tanya: The numbers! Their power will intimidate our enemies!
Monika: Perhaps you are correct but if Maki and Rin were to accidentally bring in the wrong units, then we'll be in trouble.
A2: Can't you just remove them of this world?
Monika: I can but the unit's very existence will disappear and their cards will disappear along with the unit and I wouldn't want to break any Card fighters' heart out there by doing that.
A2: I see. Then what shall we do then?
Monika: I'll think of a plan and let you both know about my idea and I'll also let Altair know about the situation.
A2: Can we really trust her?
Monika: If I can bring her creator back to life then she won't be causing us any trouble~
A2: I see.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
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Did you know that this series was initially supposed to be just like Marvel's universe and Super Smash Brothers? A world of multiple characters from different worlds clashing and fighting together.