Dark Pit was in Cranky Kong's hut in the Jungle Japes as Donkey Kong suddenly ripped off the wooden rooftop, gritting his teeth angrily.
"You!" Donkey Kong stated as he clenched his fists. "I should have guessed it immediately! You're the jackass who stole my Coconut Gun!"
Dark Pit let out a squeaky fart in fright as his eyes widened. "H-how did you find me?"
Earlier...
"C-calm down, DK!" Silver stated as he was chucked into the pool by Donkey Kong, who continued to destroy everything in his path.
"No! Not until I get back my Coconut Gun!" Donkey Kong exclaimed, turning around to see Zelda dashing at him again, with the Hyrulian princess transforming into Shaq as he then performed his Shaq Fu skills on Donkey Kong, who was knocked into a vase.
"Oh... it's no use..." Silver mumbled as he resurfaced from the pool, his fur completely soaked.
Donkey Kong broke the vase into pieces due to his sheer size, bellowing as he grabbed Shaq and chucked him through a basketball hoop, getting a goal as he then grabbed a Super Scope and began firing at everything, causing the entire room to catch on fire.
"Wait! Stop!" Fire Emblem's Roy exclaimed as he dashed down the hallway, the human, fire obsessed red haired swordsman holding Donkey Kong back as he panted. "I know... who took your Coconut Gun!"
"You do!? Really!?" Donkey Kong gasped as he chucked aside the Super Scope, placing both of his hands on Roy. "Tell me, immediately!"
"I think Pit's recolor took it. He said something about wanting to be a bastard!" Roy pinpointed out as he pointed at the ceiling.
Even earlier...
"I feel like being a bastard today!" Dark Pit exclaimed as he was punching a punching bag with Pit's face on it, turning to Roy. "Who should I mess with?"
Roy shrugged as he was reading a woman's magazine for swimsuits. "Beats me. Maybe you should try one of the animal Smashers. They don't seem to care much."
"Perfect... I'll go and make a donkey out of that idiot ape Donkey Kong!" Dark Pit cackled as he dashed out of the room, with Roy shrugging as he kept on reading his magazine, glancing up to see Popo, the male blue Ice Climber staring at him.
"Can I look at that after you're done?" Popo asked as he blushed, touching his fingertips together as Roy squinted his eyes, being unsure.