Hi guys, it's Edward. I have a few things to say:

1. I'm sorry for the story length. The average words per chapter are around 2.3K to 2.5K, which is a bit disappointing compared to other long-term fanfics. I'll to try to do one long worded chapter (Possibly around 6K to 7K maybe) to make it up to you guys somehow.

2. Review, reviews, reviews. Cause if you leave a review, I'll read it, and possibly smile, or try to improve upon it from the reader's perspective.

3. This might be a bit scrawny fanfic, so feel free to criticize its weak points. In fact, I felt this was so scrawny, that I was even planning on rewriting it somehow from scratch. But enough with the talk, let's get on with the story.

Meanwhile, Fuuka was heading to the cafe with Aigis. Fuuka was sighing so deeply, she could probably sink a hole through the floor with her sighs. Aigis turned her robotic head around and tilted her head towards Fuuka. "Fuuka-san, what seems to concern you?" Aigis asked. "Aigis, can I ask you a question?" Fuuka asked although she wasn't too hopeful of what she was going to respond with. "Yes?"

"How can you make a boy love a person like me?" Fuuka asked while they were both walking along the large hallway of the mall. Aigis put a finger on her chin as if to act like she's thinking, but really, she doesn't need to do that because she's a robot after all. "Hm… It seems like I have found something on the server. Shall I begin reading out the procedure?" Aigis explained to Fuuka.

"Um…Sure." Fuuka seemed a bit unsure, but seeing how she got this from the server, she didn't think that it was ever going to be wrong in any way.

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Meanwhile, Minako and Yu were hanging out by the nearby playground after they left all of the stuff refrigerated in their hotel room. Yu and Minako were on see-saws and while Minako looked happy whenever she was lifted up into the air, Yu on the other hand just looked total pale at this point, as he couldn't keep track of how long they were doing this.

"Glarg….." Yu made a gesture with his hand that made Minako stop bouncing on the see-saw like a madwoman. "What's wrong?" Minako said with a curious expression. "Too…much…..height- Mmph!" Yu once again covered his mouth and he rushed over to the nearby trashcan and vomited his breakfast. Minako only sighed at what she was observing. "Hah….so see-saws make you sick, huh?" Minako said with a facepalm. "Yeah, they make me sick, if you ride it for 30 minutes while bouncing up and down 3 times per second!" Yu said angrily, then he went back to vomiting into the trashcan. "Fine...How about we go play at that Jungle Gym? The loser has to wash the dishes!" Minako ran towards the jungle gym, and Yu got his head out of the trashcan and ran after her. "Hey! That's not fair!" Minako put out a tongue and turned her head back, only to have faced one of the jungle gym bars in front of her eyes.

"LOOK OUT!" Yu screamed. Minako swiftly used her intuition and moved her body leftwards, but couldn't stop her entire body's momentum. Her entire body was pushed into one of the square spaces of the jungle gym, and her body stopped moving through that space halfway.

"Huh?" Minako said, as she tried to pull herself out, but failed to do so.

"…What are you doing?" Yu asked with a cringed expression. "Trying to get me out, that's what!" Minako exclaimed. She continuously tried to get herself out with all her power. Yu could hear her grunting, and after a few minutes, her grunts got quieter, until she went completely silent.

"Ugh…..Yu, can you help me?" Minako said in defeat. "Um…." Yu had to think about this for a bit. How was he going to get her out? And most importantly, where is he going to touch her to get her out? Yu risked it and reached for her thighs first.

"HEY! WHERE ARE YOU TOUCHING?" Minako shouted as she kicked him in the chest, somehow with some extreme accuracy even with no vision of her back. Yu fell to the ground and grunted in pain. "I mean…. There's really no other way to do it unless I touch you…..there…." Yu said. Minako scratched her dark red hair and grunted in irritation. "…..Fine. Only this time. But don't do anything dumb." I scratched my chin in thought and put my hands to good use.

I put my hands on her thighs. I could feel her flinch a little and shake a bit, but I slowly put power into my arms and pulled back on her thighs. This is no good. I tried pulling with all my force, but she didn't budge. I walked more forward hoping to apply more force directly to her legs. It was like my entire body was between her legs now, which meant I could see her whites again but that wasn't the problem here. I continued grunting and pulling, and sometimes looked around hoping there isn't anyone around here looking. I looked around again, then continued with what I was "doing".

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"And that is what you should do in order to capture a male's true heart." Aigis smiled at me. I wirily smiled back. It did give me a slight idea, but she kept going off track whenever she got to the "physical" part. "Where did you even get all those info from?" I asked him. "Why, it is from the "love master" himself, Junpei-san." Aigis smiled once again, as my smile started to fade away into bitterness. I sighed once again, expecting my failure. "You shouldn't feel so down, Fuuka-san. You might see a lover some day, and perhaps perform sexual intercourse like those two couples over at the playground." Aigis said as she put her metallic hand on my shoulders. Wait. Someone's having sex at the playground?!

I immediately looked back at the playground. Wait… Can it be? I ran to one of the bushes, and Aigis instinctively followed me back. "Why are we spying on the couples? Oh. Is this what people call 'fetish'?" Aigis questioned. I ignored her only for this time and tried to look closely into who they were. One had grey hair, and the other had a red hair from what I saw, and the grey-haired boy had his crotch between her two legs and was pushing in front constantly. d-d-Did this mean they're having…?

"STOP!" I ran towards them and pushed Yu off Minako. Yu and Minako both huffed and their faces were red. But Minako was stuck on the jungle gym, with half her body stuck through it. But it didn't seem like they were actually doing "that", so it was a relief. Seeing how Minako was stuck, I tried to help her. I tapped her on the back and whispered to her. "Put your arms up as far as possible." She did so, and she came out like magic. She sat against the jungle gym and glared at Yu. "Wait, what?" Yu was dumbfounded. "It was that easy?" Yu was shocked and angry. "Why didn't you tell me sooner, Minako? Didn't you have better ideas then make me fondle you for your own pleasure?" Yu said tiredly. "…Sorry," Minako said, as she blushed. Yu was a bit shocked that she actually apologized and turned around, so she couldn't see his face.

And the midst of all that was me.

What is even going on here?

Either way, I just didn't know how to recover this atmosphere, so I threw in a question. "Um….Weren't we supposed to-" But before that, someone I completely forgot about barged in. "Fuuka-san, you seemed to take a bit too long-" Aigis stopped. She saw her. She saw Minako. This is getting worse than I thought.

She stared at Minako for a bit, and after a few minutes, she jumped on her. "This can't be…. It must be a biological clone used to confuse us and my sensors! Shall I eliminate the threat, Fuuka-san?" Aigis asked as she even got out her guns loaded. "No! Aigis, it's me! Minako!" Minako had her face covered with both her arms. "No! Aigis, I order you to-"

"Wait, don't!" Yu said as he reached out his hands towards her. "I'm her….colleague. Yu Narukami. Wildcard." Yu said as he reached out her hand towards Aigis. Aigis stepped forward towards him and shook his hand.

"I apologize. It just…I was too shocked by your unexpected return." Aigis said as she bowed down to Minako, apologizing. I could see why, because if you saw a person that was close to you dead and seeing that same person after a few years, I would put a gun to their head first thing I see them.

"It's alright, It's my fault for trying to hide from you anyway," Minako said. "I was scared that I might cause an interference in your lifestyle that you guys already got used to after I…'disappeared'. Because I knew it would've been hard to get used being here without me. So if I were to appear after all these years…. I would just be a problem." Minako said with her head down, and her hands cupped on her legs as she sat on the floor.

"I do not agree with you, Minako-san. I am still happy that you are back to this world, and the fact that I am seeing you right now with my bare naked robotic eyes make me very happy." Aigis said with a smile. The way she emphasized 'bare naked' seemed to creep out Minako a bit, but other than that she seems pleased. "Alright, now let's go cook some food!" Minako said as she raised her fists in the air, almost giving Yu an uppercut in the process. All Yu could do was just laugh at Minako's clumsiness. They both walked along next to each other and talked about how to prepare the ingredients.

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But Fuuka, on the other hand, didn't look all that happy. She looked a bit unsure of herself. She wanted Yu also, but Minako was just so close to him, she couldn't even get anywhere near him. She sighed, and Aigis once again asked the question.

"What seems to be the problem, Fuuka-san?" She said. "Aigis, can I tell you something?" Fuuka said with her head down. "Yes, please 'shoot'," Aigis said. Fuuka ignored her weird attempt at human diction and looked into her blue eyes. "I'm actually in love with Yu-kun. Can you just help me more with this?" Fuuka said as she grabbed both of Aigis' metallic hands. And she was…blushing? Aigis was blushing at this. Aigis looked down so Fuuka can't see her blushing face. "I-I shall do my best to satisfy you, Fuuka-san-" Fuuka let go of her hand at the shock of this sight, and Aigis put her head up immediately."Is there a problem, Fuuka-san?"

"n-No, it's just…." Fuuka put her hands on her back. "….you were blushing when I was holding your hand…" Fuuka said quietly. Aigis turned redder then just now and turned away her entire body away from her. "I-Impossible! That is not possible! I was sure that I made sure that I was sure that I made sure-" Uh-oh. Aigis was lagging out. I have to fix this somehow…

"Aigis, would you stay overnight with me in my hotel room?" Fuuka said as she held both of Aigis' hands. "a-Ah…." Aigis' entire body was overheating, and before she fell completely on her back, Fuuka used all her strength to make sure she didn't. She didn't manage to hold her completely, but at least put her to the ground safely. Fuuka sighed, and bowed to Aigis. "I'm sorry Aigis, I hope this doesn't damage any of your internal components…" Fuuka put Aigis onto her back and made sure she got back safely, to Fuuka's hotel room that is.