England
Enter Thomas and Trucks from left.
Thomas
I'm on an adventure; my biggest yet.
Departed my branch line for Bridlington.
I've stolen these cars but I have no regret.
While I'm here I should take this view in.
Look at that great big building over there
I doth wonder what that factory makes.
Furniture, machines, or products for hair?
Shovels, or notebooks, or what about cakes?
And using my big black eye I can spot,
A house colored just my shade of light blue.
On Sodor that color used on houses nought.
It makes me envious of this grand view.
Truck 2
What are you going on about Thomas?
Thomas
Everything! Look around you! 'Tis like a breath of fresh air!
Truck 1 (aside)
Aye. We are all the troublesome trucks.
As such we have received world tours de-luxe.
We've been desensitized to the world around.
Or is Thomas blind, to his island bound?
The world to us appears all boring and green.
Maybe that's why we're all hyper and mean.
Nonetheless, we are all here for the ride.
Though I'm more in'trested in this truck's backside.
Thomas
Say, a junction's up ahead! Wonder what that's called on the map…
Truck 1
Maybe it's Confusington!
Truck 2
Castle Who-knows-where!
Thomas
Prithee, calm down for a moment.
I need to re-evaluate where we're going.
Truck 1
How about Lostville?
Truck 2
Or No Map Central!
Enter Hiro from left. Exit Hiro on right.
Thomas
Shut up! You distracteth mine driver!
We're on the wrong path! Oh I pray we don't perish!
When we get out of this tunnel your blood on my buffers will finish!