A/N: Do you like Maids? Do you like Mayu doing cute things? Do you like Morshige`s Buns? Then you`re gonna love this.
Mayu walked through the school corridor alone. It was late in the evening and most other students had gone home. She walked past the literature club and saw there were a couple members still busying themselves with book reports and reviews. She and Morishige were supposed to be going to get some crepes together after school but before they could leave he suddenly remembered that he had to clear up the store cupboard. He`d been gone for nearly fifteen minutes and Mayu had got tired of waiting so she`d decided to look for him. She opened the door to the drama department and saw the door to the store closet open. There was a shuffling noise coming from inside. Mayu decided to make him pay for making her wait so she decided she was gonna scare him. She ever so carefully crept up to the doorway.
"BANANAS!" screamed Mayu as she jumped around the corner of the door.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Morishige, jumping up in the air. Mayu was shell shocked. Morishige wasn't wearing his uniform. In fact his uniform was in a pile in the corner of the room. He was dressed head to toe in a frilly, black and white maid outfit.
"Bwahahahahahhaha" laughed Mayu as she fell to her knees. "Ahah ahahah hahahhahaha." Morishige was lost for words. This was not a good situation to be in. Mayu started to roll around on the floor in hysterics. "Hahahahha ahahahhah ahahahahahh"
"I-I-I I can explain…." Stuttered Morishige who`d turned an unnatural shade of red for a human being.
"Oh my God! What are you- Why are you – Why are you wearing that?" Mayu started to cry with laughter as she continued to roll on the floor. "Oh my God! I can`t breathe! It hurts! It hurts so good!" She suddenly stopped laughing. She only had a few seconds to do this and get away unscathed. She managed to do a forward roll, grab her cell phone, snap a picture, roll back onto her front, and jump up.
"Shige`s a MAID GIRL!" she screamed as she sprinted out of the room. Within seconds Morishige realised what had happened and chased after her.
"No! No Mayu! You can`t do this!" he shouted running down the corridor after her. Mayu, still crying with laughter, flung a door open and bolted down another corridor. "Mayu please! Please delete it!" his voice dripping with desperation. Deep down Mayu knew she would delete it, but for the meantime she wanted to mess with him. She sharply banked left. Morishige followed her, now hot on her heels. They`d ran into the, luckily for Morishige, empty school auditorium. Mayu ran to seats and threw herself down on one. Unfortunately for Morishige he was going quicker then he thought he was and couldn't slam on the breaks in time to stop. He went flying over the first row of seats and his body landed on the second row. He was lying like he was making a bridge between the two rows of seats. Mayu turned around to see an unholy sight. Because Morishige was wearing a dress and his legs were all over the place, the bottom of the dress had gone flying up over him, revealing his boxers. Mayu quickly snapped another picture before falling on the floor again in hysterics.
"Noooooooooooo!" screamed Morishige, banging his hands and feet on the chairs like a toddler having a tantrum. "Stop taking pictures of my ass!" He got up and saw Mayu lying defenceless on the floor. Now was his chance. He jumped down on top of her and crouched over her.
"I`m gonna give you three chances to delete the pictures." He said, his voice now eerily calm. "Are you gonna delete it?" Mayu continued to laugh uncontrollably. "Are you gonna delete it?" Mayu tried to speak.
"Sh-shige M-m-m-m-maid panties." She burst out laughing again.
"Final time Mayu," he said sternly. "Are you gonna delete it?" Mayu blew a raspberry at him. "All right fine." He said. "But you asked for this." He launched his hands to her sides and started to tickle her.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Mayu laughing but Morishige didn't budge. He just kept tickling her mercilessly
"Please ss-s-s-stop it!" she said, not really meaning it.
"Are you gonna delete the picture?" asked Morishige, enjoying torturing his girlfriend.
"Y-yes! I p-promise!" spat out Mayu. Morishige reluctantly let her go. The two sat up, panting. Mayu picked her cell phone up off the floor and showed the screen to Morishige. She pressed a couple of buttons and the pictures were gone. Morishige breathed a loud sigh of relief and lay down at the floor, looking up at the ceiling. Mayu lay down next to him and rested her head on his body. They lay in this position for a while, just getting their breath back whilst Mayu listened to him breath.
"I need to get changed." Said Morishige after a while, standing up but Mayu pulled at clothes.
"No." she said. "Don't wanna move. Too tired now." Morishige tried to move but Mayu had a surprisingly good grip. Morishige muttered something under his breath.
"I must really love you." He then bent down and scooped her up in his arms. Holding her bridal style they left the auditorium and walked back down the empty corridors.
"Shige?" asked Mayu softly as her carrier pushed open the door to the drama department.
"Hmmm?" he responded, looking down into her cute face.
"Sweet Buns."
A/N: That was one of longer of my one shots. I enjoyed writing it though because who doesn't love writing about Morshige`s Buns. Thank you very much for reading, goodnight.