Ash Activates the Mew Glitch

by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart

What if Ash and gang did a series of random events and followed like in the game and accidentally activated Mew's Glitch? It is a crackfic which contains OOC and, of course, Mew! Will he catch her? Will she hug him? Will he put her in the PC? Will she be...a stalker who simultaneously causes problems and also gets them out of trouble! What will happen is pure randomness!

2. Chapter 2

"What's going on?!" stated Ash again.

A shrilly voice giggled and appeared out from under the bridge. "You activated me! I was told to appear to any trainer who followed what you did and you're the only one!"

"Who told you to do that?" said Misty.

"Nintendo!" said the voice.

"Who the *beep* are you?" said Ash. He took out his Pokedex and pointed it at the pink figure.

Dexter activated and said, "What the *beep*! Who the hell is this Pokemon? I don't know and I'm a *beep*ing computer! It must be, like, from a different region or something. Awesome!"

"Well, aren't you a bold one!" giggled the pink figure to the Pokedex that Ash put back into his pocket. "I'm Mew! The ancestor of all *beep* Pokemon!" "Why is there so much beeping?" stated Brock. "This is the third time I've heard that annoying 1000 Hertz sound effect!"

"Who the *beep* cares?!" said Mew. She grabbed stuff from a dimension she created and threw confetti everywhere. She approached Ash and hugged him with her tiny pink arms. "Now it is my job to fight you. But first..." She created a huge flash of white light and a girl with white hair and a purple and turquoise sweater with very short black shorts on appeared.

"Whoa, dude! That was spectacular!" said the girl. She looked at her surroundings and was utterly confused. "Wait, what the *beep*? This isn't Virbank City!"

"Roxie, what's up, gurrrrrrl!?" sang Mew. "Play us a tune as we start our fight!"

"Uh...okay," said Roxie. She played her awesome guitar while Ash took out a Pokeball.

"I'm gonna catch you! That way everyone will look up to my awesomeness!" he said with determination.

"Sure, go for it," said Mew. Ash threw the Pokeball at 92 miles per hour and it hit Mew in the head and she screamed. "Why the *beep* did you do that?" she shouted as she got turned into red energy. She got sucked into the ball, but within a millisecond, the ball burst into 28,000 pieces.

"WHAT?!" shouted Ash in confusion.

"Tee hee," giggled Mew. "Do you think it would be that easy? If you're gonna try to catch me, at least send out a Pokemon whom I will probably easily beat!"

"Ash, quit wasting your time; there's no way you could handle a legendary even if you caught her," stated Misty.

"I don't care! Watch this!" said Ash as he grabbed a ball off his hip. "Go...Butterfree!"

"Freeee!" cheered the butterfly.

"Use sleep powder!" commanded Ash. Butterfree flapped his giant wings and expelled turquoise dust in Mew's vicinity. Mew turned into a Pidgeot and flapped her new wings to send the dust right back at Ash and Butterfree!

"Awesome! Stellar moves, Mew!" said Roxie with a thumbs up. She looked at Misty and Brock and said, "Why are you guys dressed in such out-of-date fashion? You guys are sooo not cosmopolitan."

"Well, your looks are a bit unique," said Brock. "This is the year 1998, after all."

"WHAT!?" screamed Roxie, causing Ash and Mew to halt the battle. "I was still wearing diapers in that year! What happened? Did I get teleported to the past or something?!"

"Ooh, poo, looks like she found out," said Mew as she sighed. "I'll send you back to the crappy year of 2012." She clapped her hands and Roxie disappeared. Mew hovered to Ash and hugged him again.

"Okay, sweetie, let's keep fighting!" she laughed.