Mew giggled and hugged Ash yet again. "Are you ready, sweetie?" she said as she blinked her long eyelashes she randomly created.
"Uh...Honestly, I'm not sure," replied Ash. "You're kinda creeping me out."
"Kinda?" she said. "Ahh. That means I'm not properly doing my job. What if I..." She turned her back to the humans and transformed to a Haunter. She licked her face and the triangular eyes were on her tongue. "Ooga booga!" she said with a laugh.
"Oh, *beep* no!" exclaimed Brock who was completely scared. "Let's get outta here!"
"You got that right!" said Ash as Pikachu hopped on his shoulder and they ran south, abandoning Mew.
"Awww..." said Mew with a sigh.
Ash, Misty, and Brock were heading to their next location: Vermillion City. They couldn't leave the perimeter of the city because a tree was blocking the path and the rest of the area was fenced off. Ash saw that officer Jenny was standing in front of a random house.
"What's wrong?" asked Misty to the policewoman.
"Team Rocket broke into their house," she said.
"Can we go in?" asked Ash.
"Knock yourself out," said Officer Jenny as she stepped aside, allowing the three humans access into the robbed house. A man and a woman were in the house with blank looks on their faces.
"What's the matter, miss?" said Brock to the woman.
"Team Rocket must be trying to dig themselves into no good!" she said angrily.
"How about you, mister?" said Misty.
"They stole my prize TM dig! I was gonna use it on Diglett!" he sobbed.
"...Right..." said Ash as they went through the back door. There was an unknown Rocket Grunt standing there.
"How did you punks get here?" he said.
"Doesn't matter; you've harassed these people and you gotta pay!" bellowed Ash with rage.
"Pika!"
"No way! I'm not listening to you!" said the grunt.
"Tee hee! I think you should~" said Mew's sing-song voice. She teleported in front of the group and they all gasped.
"What are you doing here?!" shouted Misty.
"Helping!" giggled Mew as she transformed into a female Machoke who had a sports bra on. She flexed her muscles and said, "I should be on Sports Illustrated."
"No, just...no," said Brock who face-palmed.
"Hmph!" said Machoke/Mew. She grabbed the Rocket grunt and threw him into the horizon, leaving a twinkle in the sky as he flew off to who-knows-where.
"Well, thanks!" said Ash. "Now we can get moving to Vermillion City!"
Mew/Machoke approached Ash and gave him a huge bear hug. "No, stop! Stop!" he screamed in pain.
"Tee hee, sorry," she apologized. "Good luck on your journey! I'll be watching you!"
They all sweat dropped and ran. "Quick! Into the underground tunnel!" said Misty.
"You guys can't escape from me," said Mew with a creepy tone like the one Sabrina used in the anime.