Mew was sad that Ash and his friends left. She was still in the Machoke form and was sad. She wanted a doughnut for no reason and went into town as her current form and got a lot of weird looks since Machokes don't wear sports bras, but she didn't care. She was the legendary ancestor of all Pokemon and she had to cover her theoretical muscular chest. All the sudden, a jingle echoed across the streets and she turned around. It was the ice cream truck! She got so excited that she started to run after it, but she didn't look where she was going and got hit by a bus!
"Did you feel that?" said a passenger on the bus.
"Yep. It looks like a Machoke collided with the bus," said the driver with little care as he continued driving. Mew, on the other hand, was not pleased in the least bit. She was screaming at the top of her lungs as she was still stuck on the grille of the bus that was heading who-knows-where.
Ash and company had finally gotten out of the painstakingly long underground tunnel that went underneath Saffron City. Along the way, they met some people who offered some shady stuff such as Slowpoke tails, fried Shellder on a stick, Magikarp eggs, and strangely Rose Art colored pencils. Ash got a thing of colored pencils and gave away 582 yen for it.
"Why do you need colored pencils?" asked Misty. "You could've bought something to eat with that money you got after battling that hiker!"
"Oh, mind your own business; I'm still 10 years old and I'll do what I want!" retorted Ash as he snapped his fingers to and fro. They saw a sign that said "Route 6: Look! Over there! It's Bill's Lighthouse that moved from Route 25 somehow! That's cray cray fo sho!"
"Who wrote that ghetto sign?" asked Brock.
"Who the *Beep* cares?" said Misty. "Let's go to the lighthouse." They followed a path and they were on a bluff that was about 891 feet above sea level overlooking the beautiful ocean. They saw at least 18 different lighthouses that all looked the same.
"Which one is Bill's?" said Ash. "And what makes his lighthouse any more special than the others?"
"Maybe you missed that giant neon sign that says: 'This is Bill's lighthouse. It's more special than the rest because it has a cool neon sign. And tacos.'"
"Awesome! Tacos!" said Misty as she was suddenly craving a tamale and a plate of raw onions.
Meanwhile with Mew…..
The bus had stopped around Route 6 coincidentally not far from the underground tunnel. The driver finally decided to give a crap and got out and looked at the Machoke, a.k.a. Mew. The grabbed a stick and poked Machoke's chiseled abs with it. Mew started groaning and was able to get herself out of the bus. She looked at the man who was poking her and snatched the stick away and poked the man angrily.
"Stop poking me!" screamed Mew. "How do you like me now?!" she said with a giggle.
"Aww! The Pokemon! It talks!" said the driver as he climbed into the bus and drove away. He was too scared to pay attention and ran over a pineapple that popped the tires.
Mew turned into her normal self and saw Ash and his gang go to Bill's lighthouse. She belched and cried since she didn't get her doughnut or ice cream cone but she nonetheless followed them. She couldn't resist tacos.
Ash pounded the door. "Hello? Open up! We want tacos!"
A voice on the door intercom said, "Quick! Get inside! I need help!"
"Uhh, okay," said Ash. They opened the door and saw a large Kabuto on a throne.
"All hail King Kabuto!" Ash said as he got on his knees and bowed. Pikachu fell over with embarrassment of his trainer.
"The royal king commands you to bring your ass over here now!" said the Kabuto. Ash turned to Misty and Brock. They shrugged shoulders and did as it said. "Good. Now see that tiny-ass button? My arms are so short I can't push it!"
"Wait—So you're not a human?" said Misty.
"No *beep* Sherlock," said the Kabuto. "Now hurry and press it! I ate too many tacos and I gotta fart super badly! I'd probably die from the stench!"
"Why are you dressed like this?" asked Ash persistently.
"None of your business! Push the button, dummy!" said the person in the costume. Ash shrugged his shoulders and pushed it. He pushed it and inside it was…
"MEW!" they all shouted in fear.
"Yes, but my name is Bill, silly!" said the figure. The trio saw that it was another outfit.
"You had an outfit underneath an outfit?" asked Misty rhetorically.
"Yes! Now press that button! Quickly!" instructed Bill who was dressed as Mew. Mew was watching through a window and gasped.
"How dare he dress as me!" she said angrily. "He makes me look obese!"
Ash pressed a button and the 16-inch Mew costume disappeared and a 6 foot 4 guy appeared.
"How did you do that?!" screamed Ash as he fell onto his butt in astonishment.
"I used a shrink ray to get small," explained Bill. "I dress as Pokemon and have tea parties with random Pokemon like Zubat. I have a mission to find a Pokemon that is legendary and roams the seas. Let's look outside."
"Where are the tacos?" said Ash.
"Right there," said Bill as he pointed to a table that had a cloth on it. "How could you guys not smell them?"
Mew's eyes sparkled as she looked at the tacos through the window. She knew what she was doing when they left.