Mew: Hi!
Ash and his friends went over to the tacos and said, "Can we try one?"
"Yes, but only one!" said Bill. "I will be counting exactly how many are left and I'll know if any of you take more than one!"
The crew all began to munch on a taco and it was heavenly. It had such amazing meat and spices, peppers, onions, and tomatoes.
Mew was looking through a window where nobody could see here and she started to gasp.
"Oh, my goodness!" she said out loud. She had to have some of those tacos. There must've been about twenty of them. Surely that guy wouldn't notice if one was missing, right?
"These are so good!" screamed Misty with delight as she ate her taco. "Way better than that *beep*ing Taco Bell!"
"Taco Bell is an insult to Mexican food!" added Bill. "I made these with little effort because...my grandfather is Mexican..." he began to sniffle and got out his handkerchief and blew his nose. It was honestly kinda weird, to be honest.
Ash and crew had nothing to say in response to Bill's somewhat emotional moment.
"Right, since you are done, let's go look into the ocean and wait!" demanded Bill as he ran outside as fast as he could. The crew began to follow Bill but they decided to follow via doing cartwheels. Pikachu was holding onto Ash's backpack for dear life as Ash kept doing cartwheels. The three of them must've done about forty to catch up with Bill. When they arrived, Misty did a misty, an off-axis 540-degree rotation with a sweet grab.
"Show off," muttered Ash as he rolled his eyes.
"I heard that!" she shouted back.
"Good!" shouted Brock.
"Shut up, kids!" fired back Bill. "If your lil punk asses don't shut up, it won't come."
"What is 'it'?" asked Ash.
"How the *beep* would I know?!" asked Bill. "I've only seen its shadow. But it's huge. Like, 73 feet tall. It may be...it may be the world's largest Rattata on hind legs!"
When the crew heard that, they fell over.
Mew flew inside and looked at the tacos. She smelled them and let their aroma enter her cute pink nostrils.
She clapped and held her hands together. "These smell 230 times better than Taco Bell!" she declared as she picked it up and began nibbling it. "Does this have...peppers?!" she screeched with delight as she began to eat at it really fast. She giggled with delight as the flavor was indescribable with her taste buds. She finished it and began to eat another really fast.
"I have to ask you a very important question," asked Ash as he finally recovered his stamina from the cartwheels. "Why are you dressed like it's 1966? That outfit looks stupid."
"SHUT UP ABOUT MY OUTFIT!" yelled Bill in anger. "And where did you get your ratty clothes? Goodwill?"
"Yes," said Ash with shame.
"So why do you come out here?" asked Misty as she looked around.
"Because an otaku like me has nothing better to do so I look for the giant sea Pokemon!" explained Bill. The others looked at him with funny looks. "DON'T JUDGE ME!"
"Do you know what the sea creature looks like?" asked Brock.
"It may be a humongous Bulbasaur or Charmander," suggested Bill.
"A Charmander that swims in the ocean. Sounds reasonable to me," said Ash.
"Ohhh, my stomach," said Mew...
