Ash and the gang were still looking out into the ocean and it was getting boring as hell.
"It's getting cold," said Ash as he started to shiver.
"You idiot, it's almost summer time!" said Misty as she clenched her fist. "And if anyone should be cold, it is I, considering how small my clothes are!"
"Shh, shh, shut up, shut up, shut up!" whispered Bill as looked out into the ocean. "I can hear the ocean whispering to me."
"What's it saying?" asked Brock.
"It says you are all acting like idiots and need to shut up!" said Bill as he put his hands behind his back. "Now, I want you to take careful notes as you are about to see a Pokemon."
Mew had just finished eating seven tacos and her belly was full and bulging outwards since she was so tiny. She belched really loudly and then let out a fart in satisfaction of the food she had just eaten. She floated over to the window and saw that the four humans were outside looking at the ocean.
"Oh, man, I really regret eating those..." she commented as she hiccuped and then went outside. She heard them talking and she chuckled in a sinister fashion as she had an idea. They were looking for a Pokemon so she decided that she would be that Pokemon. She went out and went to a part of the ocean they weren't looking at and she dived in while holding her nose. She saw a gargantuan Dragonite and said,
"Get out of her, you fat dragon!" She used ice beam and the Dragonite began to swim away really fast, causing a large wave that hit the cliff.
"Wow, that was huge!" said Bill as it got his fruity shoes wet. "Let's step back two inches in case another one comes." They took tiny steps backward and waited. Mew began to use transform under the ocean and began to grow, and grow, and grow! She wanted to be tall, tall, tall, as big as a wall, wall, wall!
Mew finally breached the surface of the water and she was gigantic. The four humans gasped as they saw what it was.
"What is that?!" said Ash in fear of his life.
"It's a..." started Bill.
"Giant Jigglypuff!" said Brock and Misty in fright.