Ash Activates the Mew Glitch

by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart

What if Ash and gang did a series of random events and followed like in the game and accidentally activated Mew's Glitch? It is a crackfic which contains OOC and, of course, Mew! Will he catch her? Will she hug him? Will he put her in the PC? Will she be...a stalker who simultaneously causes problems and also gets them out of trouble! What will happen is pure randomness!

7. Jigglymew

"A GIANT JIGGLYPUFF!" shouted the gang and Bill as they observed the huge spherical pink creature that was actually Mew, but they didn't know that.

"Holy *beep*!" said Bill as he looked at the huge thing that was standing before them. "This is far beyond what I thought I was going to see, like ever! Totally weird, man! Like, what the *beep* is this *beep*?"

Everyone turned to look at Bill who was making the censorship beep all around them. It was getting annoying, but they had to focus on the large Pokemon ahead of them. They were honestly a bit scared, but who wouldn't be at a Pokemon that was easily well over 100 times taller than its normal height?

Jigglymew used her psychic powers and created a huge microphone that was about the same size of the lighthouse, so it was probably about 35 feet (~10.7 m) tall and it weighed a lot. If she dropped it, it easily would destroy anything around her.

Mew cleared her throat and began to sing. "Jiiiiiggggggaaaaleeeeepufffff, Jigaaaaleeee, leeeepufffff. Jiiigaleeepufff..."

"Ah! That sounds terrible!" screeched Bill and he took out a pack of tomatoes that were for some reason in the pocket of his jacket. "Let's chuck tomatoes at it!"

"Right!" said the other three humans and they each grabbed one and began hurling them at Jigglymew. She started screaming in fright as the tomatoes hit her and left tiny stains on her because she was so large and she was getting very mad. So mad in fact that her eyes began to glow and she used psychic and sent Ash, Brock, Misty, and Pikachu flying into the horizon, leaving a large twinkle in the sky as a result. Of course, they were all screaming when they were in the sky and Ash took out his Pokeball.

"Pidgeotto, Butterfree, help us!" he demanded and the two flying Pokemon came out and Butterfree was able to grab Misty and Pikachu and Pidgeotto got the other two. Of course, the humans were too heavy for the Pokemon so they began to fall down much slower and dropped them from about five feet, but it was a lot better than 2,000.

"OWW!" they all said in pain, but they were pretty sure that nothing was broken. Still, it was very painful. "Where are we now?" asked Ash as he looked ahead.

"This is a Pokemon Center, stupid," said Misty as she looked at the other. "But this a weird Pokemon Center. I mean, it has neon lights. Maybe...Maybe this isn't a Pokemon Center."

"Let's check it out," said Brock as they went inside. Sure enough, it was a dance club and the room smelled like coffee and tea. They went back outside and found the real Pokemon Center and got their Pokemon healed. They would be fighting the Vermilion Gym leader very soon.