Ash Activates the Mew Glitch

by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart

What if Ash and gang did a series of random events and followed like in the game and accidentally activated Mew's Glitch? It is a crackfic which contains OOC and, of course, Mew! Will he catch her? Will she hug him? Will he put her in the PC? Will she be...a stalker who simultaneously causes problems and also gets them out of trouble! What will happen is pure randomness!

8. Vermillion Gym, Part I

Ash and the gang woke up after sleeping.

"I had the weirdest dream," said Ash as he turned to the others and they looked at him.

"What happened?" asked Brock as he yawned.

"I had a dream where Mew was chasing us and was being annoying."

"That's not a dream, that really did happen!" said Misty as she smacked Ash on the back of his head, causing his hat to fly off.

"Hey, knock it off!" shouted Ash and then Nurse Joy appeared and said,

"SHUT UP! THIS IS A POKEMON CENTER, NOT A WRESTLING MATCH!" She then tittered and said, "Sorry. My favorite soap opera character died and I'm so upset."

Ash and the other two looked at each other and then shrugged and they went to a nearby Shoney's (a restaurant in Southern US that serves a great breakfast buffet) and had a huge breakfast. Once they were finished, they went to the Vermillion Pokemon gym.

"Hey, Ash, I wanna tell you a secret," said Brock as he approached his friend.

"Yeah, what is your secret?" asked Ash.

"You can use Onix or Geodude if you want because they are also ground type."

"Dude, I beat them with an electric attack!" said Ash in a smart-ass tone.

"That's the result of bad writing in the script; in actuality, they are immune to electric moves," mentioned Brock.

"Wait...what writing in the script?" asked Ash as they were breaking the fourth wall tremendously.

"Beats me. I found it in this pamphlet labeled, 'Pokemon Anime: Indigo League'," said Brock as he showed it to Ash.

"Does it say if I win here?" asked Ash as he was about to take it, but then Mew appeared and she used psychic to rip it into 23804 pieces.

"HEY!" they all said as they looked at the pink legendary Pokemon.

"I wanna battle! I WANNA BATTLE!" she demanded as she looked at them, screaming at 110 decibels which was about how loud a chainsaw usually is. (As well as a leaf blower.)

"You can't just battle as yourself!" said Ash as he looked at Mew. "We're the only ones who have seen you."

"I can battle as a Dugtrio!" offered Mew as she blinked her long eyelashes. "Please?"

"I...I don't know," said Ash as he turned to the others. "I mean, I guess you would be a huge advantage, but I was thinking of maybe using Bulbasaur since they resist electric moves."

"FINE! USE YOUR STUPID BULBASAUR! BUT YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME!" said Mew loudly.

The group remained quiet and Misty said, "No, we don't know where to find you."

"I'll be in your backpack, duh!" said Mew as she dove into Ash's backpack and snuggled against his pajamas. Ash gave up. He really couldn't shake Mew off and was going to use Bulbasaur.

They went inside the gym and a huge guy was standing there with spiked hair, very similar to Naruto's except it had more of a light blond versus being somewhat yellow.

"WELCOME!" he shouted to them.