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Kie snapped his fingers in front of the daze Goten face and the Saiyan came around.

Goten had just been in a coma for the past twenty minutes, he had lasted a full five minutes before his teacher zapped in front of him and locked his own mind within his own mind, he could hear and see everything around him but his body wouldn't respond.

It was a truly a terrifying experience.

Goten shivered, his teacher was truly a fearsome opponent.

"Finally back in control, Mr Son" His teacher, the she demon said, with a scary smile on her face because of him and Trunks, they had to resume class in an empty classroom.

"H-Hai, ma'am" Goten said, trying not to let his fear show.

"Good" His teacher said, before saying. "I've already wrote down what you missed in the last twenty minutes Mr Son, I expect you to study it as homework" she said while still smiling.

"Y-Yes, m-ma'am" He said, not managing to keep the stutter from his voice.

That night, Goten went home, not knowing that this wasn't over.

Ch 9: A day in the life of Goten Son: Part 2

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE HAVING A BONFIRE!?" His mother voice screeched as Goten slowly came into the house, wondering if he should come back later.

He saw his father failing to calm a fuming Chi Chi, who was holding her signature frying pan in hand.

"Chi Chi..I was meaning to tell you" Kakarot said, trying to calm his wife down. "I, kind of invited Vegeta and my whole family over"

However, Chi Chi glare only intensified.

"It was months ago, honest" He said, starting to sweat. "I was meaning to tell you but it kind of slipped my mind"

"Indeed" Chi Chi said dryly, making him wince. "Kakarot, you always make plans without consulting me. How am I supposed to get that fire wood and meat in such a short time!?" pointing out the big flaw.

"A-Ah…Goten" Kakarot said, seeing Goten who was trying to sneak back to his room without being notice but got caught.

"Yes, dad?" Goten said.

"Chi Chi, why don't I and Goten get all the things you need" Kakarot said, "Kakarot Junior will also join us when he comes back from work. All you need to do is cook the meat" trying to compromise with his wife.

He just wanted her to put the frying pan down.

Chi Chi, gave him an assessing look before saying. "Fine but next time I will not be so easy to convince" breaking the table with one swing of her frying pan.

Both males looked at the table with wide eyes and gulped.

That's right. Goten thought, remembering, even though his mother was weaker than his father she was still very powerful in her own right.

"Goten, here's some money" Kakarot said, shoving a small pouch in his son hands quickly. "Go to the market and buy the biggest piece of meat you can find."

The money he had handed his son, was enough to pretty much to pretty much buy anything in the market place.

Business were also very successful here so the food was cheap because it was provided in large abundance and trading was just restricted to the planet but it stretched to the whole universe.

"Okay, dad" Goten said, he couldn't let his father down, especially with such a scary woman behind him who had yet to put down her frying pan of doom. He flow, out of the house and made his way to the middle of town, while his father went out to pick as many sticks as he could of high quality for the fire.

#Marketplace#

Goten landed in the middle of town, were the streets were busy, he placed his pouch in his school bag to keep it safe.

"HOGTES! GET YOUR HOGTES HERE!" A man shouted, his stall was selling different parts of three eyed pigs from the planet Farcry.

"APPLES GET YOUR APPLES HERE!" Another man shouted, sealing fruit from Earth.

"ENSYSS! GET YOUR ENSYSS, WHILE IT'S STILL HERE!" Another man shouted, around his stall was a large crowd, he sold a deer that was ten times the size of an earth deer, the deer's own skin was in high demand because the taste was in a league of its own but it was pricey.

Goten, went to the man stand, since his family had past history with him.

"Ah, Goten" The man said, seeing him, the man had red hair and one eye covered by an eyepatch with no tail and he said. "Back again? What can I do for you?"

"Mr Korn, do you have anything bigger than usual?" Goten said.

The man rubbed his chin and said. "How big are we talking about exactly?"

"About 60 meters" Goten said, making the man eyes widen in shock.

"That's crazy, your either trying to get fat fast or your having a party full of Saiyans" The man said, knowing about the Saiyan appetite, after all how could he not, most of his best customers were Saiyans.

"Well, do you have anything?" Goten said, wondering if he should go somewhere else.

"I've got something roughly around that size" The man said, "But it's going to cost, yea'h"

"There's no problem" Goten said, taking the pouch out of his school bag and placing it on the table. "I think there's more than, a enough inside"

The man smiled seeing how heavy the bag was and said. "If I didn't know your, father was such a good fighter and was paid so well, I would have doubted the money in front of me" turning around and going to the back to get his biggest size of deer.

Goten eyes widened in shock at the sight of the mammoth of a beast being dragged, along by a regular sized man.

"That will be 34 knuts" The man said, as Goten got out the money and handed it to the man who wrapped the animal up, so that it would be easier for Goten to carry back home.

"Pleasure doing business with, yer" The man said, as Goten took the skies with the large meat and headed back to the house, where he saw that the fire was already made and roaring.

"Goten" His father said, seeing his son from far away before spotting the meat and gapping. "THAT'S HUGE!" he shouted, wondering since when did Deer's become so large?

A crater was formed when Goten dropped the animal down in front of them.

"It's even bigger up close" His brother said, amazed by the animal size.

"Don't just gap, it will take some time to prepare this, but I think I'll be able to cook it" Chi Chi said.

After all, she had been serving inhuman large portions for years, so she had perfected the art of cooking huge, as she rose two knives in the air and they all watched in awe as the women of the house, dragged the animal onto a spike near the fire before chopping it up into smaller pieces with two very powerful swings from her knives, that cut through the air itself, before bringing her large jars of spices.

Her Universe 7 counterpart would have never been able to perform such a feat, since Chi Chi had long stopped training her when she got married to devote herself to being the perfect house wife.

"Dad…you married an amazing woman" Kakarot junior couldn't help but say.

His father looked proud and sheepish at the same time.

Chi Chi suddenly wiped around, startling all three of them and shouted. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING THERE FOR!? CLEAN UP AND GET DRESSED. DID YOU FORGET HOW IMPORTANT, OUR GUEST ARE!?"

"Y-Yes, Mother/Chi Chi" All three of them said, immediately going to the house to get cleaned up and get dressed in more suitable attire.

# 4 hours later#

Night had fallen and the first, to arrival was none other than Grandpa Bardock and Grandma Gine, who both looked young despite being in their seventies, they were both dressed in Saiyan tradition clothes.

The next to arrive was Uncle Raditz with his wife, Kalie, she was a beautiful woman with the Saiyan tail and hopped black earrings through her ears.

The last to arrive was the Royal Family themselves.

Vegeta, or King as he demanded to be called, was wearing the tradition King attire but it was slim fit and the shoulder pads weren't huge and massive like Universe 7.

Bulma was wearing a female version of what Vegeta was wearing except, instead of wearing pants she wore leggings, on her forehead was a tiara.

Behind her were their children, Trunks was dressed in a fur elegant looking coat, underneath it was a golden chest plate and black slick suit, around his waist was a mini cape and his tail was wrapped around it and his hair was tied back, in that moment he truly looked like a Prince.

Then came their youngest son, Absalom who was wearing a mini version of Trunks own, the boy was only eleven years old.

"UNCLE KAKAROT!" Absalom yelled, his eyes lit up at the sight of his favourite Uncle and went to hug the man.

"Hey, Absalom. You've gotten taller since the last time, I saw you" Kakarot said, dressed in a black and white suit.

"I don't know what my son sees in you, Kakarot" Vegeta injected.

He was still the same no matter what version of him was out there.

"I just have a way with Kids" Kakarot said, rubbing the back of his head while laughing.

"Well I think, it's sweet" Bulma said.

"Of course, you would, women" Vegeta said.

"What was that, Veggy?" Bulma said, knowing Vegeta would blow up.

And Vegeta did.

"WOMEN, I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Vegeta bellowed. "I AM KING!"

"I'll stop calling you that when your bloated head comes crashing back to earth" Bulma shot back.

"WHAT WAS THAT, WOMEN!?" Vegeta bellowed.

Everyone else sweat dropped.

Bardock sighed and said. "Don't those two ever stop bickering?"

"It's clearly how they show their level. Do you remember how much we used to bicker?" His wife said as Bardock wrapped his hand around her waist with a loving look in his eyes.

"So Goten" Trunks said, finding the teenage. "How about we finish that fight we started at school?"

Goten immediately got into a fighting stance and Trunks did the same, they both looked like they were about to go off when Chi Chi said.

"I hope nobody is fighting."

Both Goten and Trunks immediately dropped the stances, not wanting to attract her wrath.

Twenty minutes later, the meat was finally cooked and Chi Chi began to survive inhuman sizes on normal sized plates on a long table nearby.

More than one Saiyan drooled at the smell of cooked meat and the Saiyan men quickly gathered around the table with knife and forks in their hands and bibs around their necks.

While the women all sweat dropped, as they took their seats beside their respected partners at a much slower pace.

"Before me eat, we have to pray" Chi Chi said, slapping her husband's hand away from a large chuck of meat and she wasn't the only one, doing so.

Saiyan men. All the female thought.

Chi Chi opened her mouth and said. "Dear Raids-sama, please watch over us as eat together this night, amen."

That's right, Raids couldn't resist sneaking his way into meal prayers.

"Amen" They all said, and you just know the god's head was getting bigger.

After all, he was god.

The Saiyan men, immediately attacked the meat like vicious animals while the women were much more subdued with eating, trying to ignore the meat flying out of the men around them mouth.

But the difference between Saiyan women and those who weren't Saiyans was as clear as day by the quantities, they ended up consuming.

Not for the first time did Bulma wonder how nobody got fat with all that food and where all that energy was going to.

"Mother, can I fight Trunks after I finish eating?" Goten said, in-between mouthfuls.

While Trunks looked very ready to fight, Vegeta and Kakarot were looking at each other, looking like they were barely restraining each other from attacking.

Now in a Universe 7 situation, Chi Chi would have screamed and told her son that he should have never even asked her that but this was Universe 12 Chi Chi.

The women who was just as hot blooded as everyone else.

"Fine" Chi Chi said, "But wait an hour after you digested the food. I don't want you puking the meat up, I spent a long time cooking this"

"Yes, Mother" Goten said, feeling excited.

"And that goes for you too" Bulma said, looking at her oldest son.

"Yes, mother" Trunks said, but both he and Goten gazes didn't leave each other the whole time they ate.

All around the table, challenges were being made by eye contact, even the women weren't untouched.

Because Beerus was right.

Underneath all that glitz and glamour, they were all nothing more than animals who followed instincts like mindless beasts.

And right now, their instincts were telling them all to fight.

Overall, it was a successful dinner with the family.

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