This story was last updated on December 3, 2022.

"There's a perfume shop right there," Mew whispered as her stomach gurgled sexily. She had a feeling she would fart again, so she was hoping there would be something loud to drown the sound out. She never would have guessed in all her life that random tacos at some dude's lighthouse would cause her to fart so much!

"Okay, we're going in," Ash said. "Why are we going in?"

"I want perfume to smell with Pikachu so I can feel better about myself!" Misty explained.

"I wanna see if there any cute babes inside," Brock admitted.

Soon, they all walked in and were greeted by a girl with two twin pigtails that were green.

"Welcome to this non-shitty perfume shop!" she explained. "May I-"

As if by some queue that they expressed with telepathy, all three humans and Mew farted at the exact same time! It was extremely loud, but Mew was glad that they all did it so she wouldn't be singled out.

"Wow, y'all be hella rude!" the girl with green hair said. "If you're gonna come into to this shop to fart, you at least need a pro showing you how to do it." She sat down the perfume she had in her hands so she could clench her fists. "Watch this." She farted at 114 decibels and it lasted for five seconds. "I had a turkey sandwich with eggs, so enjoy!"

"My ears!" shouted Misty as she went to sit down. It was very loud, but it didn't smell as bad as Mew's. They figured they may as well get some perfume to cover the smell up.

"Try this; it's made from Victreebel lips," said the girl as she sprayed Misty in the eyes. She screeched but smiled as she enjoyed how nice it was.

"So what do you use to cover the stench up from farts?" asked Ash. Brock smiled at the girl; sure, she farted loudly and it smelled a bit, but it didn't taint her overall beauty.

"I use this made from Gloom petals," the girl said as she sprayed Ash in the face. Ash coughed and he pushed the girl aside, but he smiled at how fragrant it smelled.

"Bitch, quit spraying that *beep* in my face!" Ash roared as he swung his arms around wildly to get the perfume away from him. But sure enough, it did cover the smell of Mew's farts. "Yo, do you know who the gym leader is?"

"Young man, you are very brash and rude to enter my perfume shop and cause a ruckus!" said a woman in a cute kimono. "You should know better than to enter a perfume shop and ask about what covers the smell of unpleasant body functions!"

"Gurl, you need to take a chill pill," the girl with green hair said to her manager. "Everything is gonna be alright because I'm just helping some fellow customers who pass gas as badly as I do!"

The manager smiled and she belched because she just finished eating a Taco Bell burrito.

Mew whispered to Ash, "She's the gym leader of this city and she specializes in grass types! You can use your silly Charmander if you want!"

"You're the gym leader!" Ash exclaimed as he pointed a finger at the girl.

"Oh, my gosh, I've been found out!" the girl in the kimono said as she put both her hands on her face and she, too, ripped gas. "Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it? Do you wanna have a battle in this perfume shop?"

"And risk knocking over all the bottles?" asked Ash. He was interested in this idea, but he figured the smell would be unbearable.

"Heck yeah, dude," said the girl whose name was Erika but she kept it a secret. She was upset that her English and Japanese name were the same and wanted something more unique.

"Okay, I send out Charmander!" Ash said as he took out his Pokeball.

"I send out Dewgong!" the girl said.

"WHAT! That's not a grass type, stupid!" Ash roared at the girl.

"My gym, little boy, so I do what I want!" the girl said. "Now use aurora beam!"

Dewgong unleashed a beautiful ray of light at Charmander and it hit the small lizard, causing him to roll backwards and knock over a display of perfume that fell on him. He smelt like flowers now.

Erika recalled Dewgong. "I win, you lose, get over it!" she said as she farted again. "If you wanna battle me, find me at the giant-ass flower thing in the middle of the city. It's shaped like a Vileplume's head, so peace out, losers!" She gave the double peace sign and went to the back room to eat an enchilada.

"Well, *beep*!" said Ash. "How am I gonna beat a gym leader who doesn't even use a grass type?" asked Ash.

"Just use me in the next match and you wipe that smirk off her smelly ass!" Mew said as she farted, too. Soon, Ash and gang went to Pokemon Center and saw Nurse Joy who was a bit different. She had on hoop earrings.

"Um, why are you wearing hoop earrings? Is that professional?" asked Misty, asking the REAL question.

"Shut up! I know it's not, but I live life on the edge of my seat, dude! Take your Pokemon and go home! I'm about to watch Food Network and I can't be interrupted by those who lost to a gym leader they thought used grass types."

She turned away and that was the end of Nurse Joy.

"Okay..." Ash said as he took his Pokeball that reeked of perfume.

"Just use me~" Mew giggled.

"Okay," Ash said, not bothering to give it any more thought.