Used Google Translator for my little bit of Welsh; hope it is OK
In science class, the Doctor strode in wearing converse sneakers and an electric blue coat and pants set. He was energetic funny, and had a lot to say. The man made learning fun, when he did not go on about his travels.
The Doctor took off his glasses. "OK class we're going to split off into pairs for a little lab time." He put his specs back on and continued. "Since we have an odd number of you lot one pair will actually be a trio." He then sent around a bag and had everyone pick out a shred of paper. "On the paper is a number, on the lab benches is a number, run and match the number you picked out of the bag to that on the tables and boom your there, OK go now!"
"Ianto Jones I saved you a seat." Jack was over joyed to be paired up with Ianto.
Ianto only rolled his eyes and sat down; he didn't say anything.
John Hart plopped down on his other side trapping him in between the two amorous men. "Eye Candy, aren't you happy to see me?"
Ianto could only mutter. "Not in the least." If hell were on Earth Ianto Jones was now in it; he stood up. "Excuse me Doctor, Ianto Jones; is it at all possible to change partners?" Perhaps I can pair up with Martha, or anyone else."
Both John and Jack were leaning back giving Ianto's rear a good staring at; Ianto gritted his teeth and waited for a response.
Doctor thought for a minute. "Hmm Jones and Jones, Jones squared, nah sorry. Too much Jones in one small area could be disastrous. Now Jones, Harkness, and Hart now that's got pizazz! Like a Law firm, OH or a private investigator agency, oh yea I like the sound of that! He then sobered up a bit. "Soldier on Mr. Jones, bear with it for now, see how it goes."
Ianto sat down again and sighed. "If either of you touch me, I'll Taser both of you on the forehead!"
John smiled and moved in closer. "Ohh foreplay, I like the way you think Eye Candy!"
"Don't worry I'll protect you from him, his bark is worse than his bite." Jack then thought about it. "Never mind his bite is pretty bad too."
John smiled. "Least I never kiss and tell Jackie boy."
Ianto could only mutter. "Yr wyf yn wirioneddol yn Hell." (I am truly in Hell)
"Looks good in a suit and bilingual!" Jack purred. "What was that?" Jack asked.
John laughed. "He's speaking in tongues you idiot!"
The two continued on like that throughout the rest of the class; Ianto stayed silent and tried to focus on the lesson at hand.