fact or facade

by Palindromes Rock

Drabbles with no specific rhyme or reason: some fluff, lots of danger, some injuries, some secrets revealed, etc. Really whatever random scene pops into my head. I don't own Magic Kaito 1412 or Detective Conan, I hope I do justice. Rated T, rather be safe than sorry, but generally calm. Please read and enjoy. Or else men in black will come to poison you. Seriously, they will come.

48. voicemails

Voicemails

*Beep*

"You've reached the voicemail of Kuroba Kaito, magician extraordinaire! If this that Haku-bastard calling… hang up. If this is Aoko… try not to yell too loud or my speakers can't handle the reverb. Otherwise, leave a name and message and I'll get back to you."

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"This is Kudo Shinichi, detective. Leave a message, but please be concise."

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"… Oh! Shi- *cough*… This is tha voicemail o' tha Grea' Detective of tha West, Hattori Heiji…. Leave yur message after tha tone."

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"Hmm… You know whom you've called, unless you misdialed, so I'll just say 'record a message' and leave it at that…. *Sigh* have a… satisfactory… day."

*Beep*

(Haibara Ai)

~o0o~

*Beep*

"Hukaba Saguru, detective; leave a voicemail and I will respond at the earliest convenience. /English: This is Saguru Hakuba, a detective; leave a voicemail and I will respond at the earliest convenience./"

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"This is Co- uh- Edogawa, Conan! Please leave a message after the 'beep'!"

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"You have reached the voicemail of the Kaitou KID, a humble jewel thief of not so humble talent. If you wish to acquire my services, we'll talk, but I reserve the right to refuse service. If you're a fan who has somehow received my number, thank you for your support, I am glad you enjoy my shows. If you're calling because of my skill with disguise and you have *husky voice* dreams of a raunchy encounter with twins... *normal voice* I'm not that kind of thief; alas, my poor heart has already been stolen. If you're a member of the law force or one of my dear detectives… neener neener! Kikiki! And here's the tone-"

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"This is Mouri Kogoro, the Greatest Detective in the World! Ahahahahahaha! Uh… leave a message."

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"*Quietly* but witches don't use phones? *louder* I am Koizumi Akako. Leave a message if you dare."

*Beep*

~o0o~

*Beep*

"You've reached Aoko! Leave a message! Oh! If this is Tou-san… I understand, but you better be sure to eat! You can't expect to catch KID on an empty stomach!"

*Beep*

(This is an experiment to see if I can capture a character in just a sentence or two…. And a thing I'm doing to procrastinate the 10 page essay I should be writing instead. I'm hoping to get back into posting these… I have a bunch partially written, I just need to fix them up and finish them.)