CHAP 5
Sorry for the 4 year break, was in the shower or something. Now back to your regular reading of this crossover fic where I ship Sora and Stocking for some reason.
It's that time again, another awkward ride on the gummi ship, where few words were exchanged and the tone of Sora's whistle filled in for the dull, boring noise of the thrusters of the jet. "Stocking, you fat bitch, I totally had that, why would you cock block me like that!" Panty was about to get out of her seat and assault her sister, but, as usual Stocking's voice was one of reason. "Trust me, I did you a favour. There was no way in hell he was gonna make you cum. You know that thing about Asians... " Stocking stopped hugging up against her cat plush for a moment, making a hand gesture which definitely meant something small alright. "Mn… Fine. But you know what sex is to me, it's like food, water, oxygen! You can't just deny a woman like that, you know?" Sora's whistling soon turned to a soft chuckle, keeping his eyes on the path to the next world over. "What are you giggling at, shit-lizard?" Panty rudely spoke out, Stocking quickly nudging at her with a soft huff.
"You guys are sisters, right?" Sora spoke out. "Don't give me that shit of how 'sisters should love each other, care for-' We get enough of that back at our place." Panty interrupted, Sora shrugged and chuckled, shaking his head. "Can't relate." Sora had a nice smug mug on his face. Panty on the other hand, her usual 'pissed and wanting to fuck something' mood. "Mhhn!~ Who knew chinese sweets could be this good! Soft and fluffy while still retaining full sweetness! I'm in looove!" Stocking was off in another one of her sweet mind blanks, nothing but sweets up there for the meanwhile. Sora didn't mind these companions. Even if they were honest and loud mouthed about what they did, they did their job well, had the rights to brag about it. And plus, they were entertaining to be with. No doubt in that.
A bumpy descent was certain, bumping and agitating the blonde haired angel some more. She just wanted to go back to Daten city! Where all the men were easy and had some sort of sexual skill!... Too bad, off doing adventures and routine patrols with some random guy they just met in worlds they were less than familiar with, and enemies which grouped up and were more tactical than the ones back home. "What the fuck is this place? It's like we went back in time or some bullshit." Stocking said, looking down from the ship, her living plush in hand as her eyes gazed over the coliseum. A fight already going on in the medium sized arena, a small figure up against a giant, a contender from the underworld. "Holy shit, that guys gonna get clobbered by himself. Is this like, entertainment or something?" Panty's reminisced something of a pair of bioculars. "Mn, and he's a hell of a hunk too. Definitely a sweet piece of ass." It didn't take long for the rock monster to suddenly crumble, leaving the area in dust and rubble. "Fucking shit! How the fuck!-" "What, did you never learn about hercules or something?" Sora interrupted, still having a smug look on his face. He was impressing the angels left and right!
Not too much longer of descending, the ship finally landed nice and smoothly. "About fucking time, another second in that ship and I would have lost my damn mind!" Panty exclaimed, standing up and making her way off the ship, followed by Stocking onto a lowering ramp. Sunnies on, hand on hip, the angels were here to style on some prehistoric losers. "Panty, this place smells like an old glory hole in a pubescent teen locker room." "Couldn't agree with you more, Stocking. Sora, what's the deal." Panty responded, Sora replying with an eye roll as he moved past the two angels down the platform. "Just a routine check up, just like the other world. Probably gonna be the same, so don't let your guard down." Sora finished, "Dick-" Panty spoke out, Stocking quick to nudging her in the side to shut her up. "Oh shit!..." She snickered and moved in to whispering range of Stocking. "You really do like that guy, don't you?..." Stocking squinted and side eyed the blonde angel. "I admire his heroism and swordsmanship." She said, chin up, walking out of whispering distance, expecting her to keep up, keeping at least a couple steps pace behind Sora. "Hey! Wait up you bitch!"
"Fuuuck. Why didn't we just park outside the colosseum or some shit." Panty blew a strand of hair out of her face as she put her arms behind her head as she walked, sunnies still on as she looked at Sora. "I mean, it's a good point. But you never know what type of guys are around." Sora explained, looking back for a moment as they approached the colosseum, "Huh, can totally relate." Stocking said, squinting over to Panty. She wasn't gonna let that pudding thing slide. As they approached the rebuilt coliseum, a roar of the crowd grew louder and louder, the trio making their way into the lobby to see a woman dressed in a pink dress, her eyebrows raising a little when she spotted Sora. "Sora!... Donald…. Goofy?... You-" "Don't think of us as those shit eating fucks, we're angels, dipshit." Hercules looked shocked!... While Sora looked a little conflicted on the names the angel's gave his best friends. "Angels?... Oh! So you've probably met my father before, right?" It looked as if Panty was going to say something, but Sora intervened. "Ah, maybe not! They're from a different type of heaven. Another world." Hercules seemed to understand, but the angels didn't. "Zeus the douche?" Panty spouted out. "Yeah, that guy's a cunt." Stocking said out bluntly.
Hercules clenched a fist in a mild anger as she oh so casually mocked her dad, before suddenly being flicked on the nose by Panty, a hot, angered breath leaving Herc's nostrils. "Only half kidding there, stud muffin, barely met the guy. All I remember is him telling me off on something about being a proper angel or some shit." Panty said before then stretching. The colosseum was still under repairs from the last incident that happened here, as if it only were a few days ago… Which they probably were. But! The colosseum was still functional nonetheless. Entertainment wasn't gonna stop to just a puny hydra. "So uh. Why are you and these 'angels' here, Sora?" Hercules said, trying to draw attention away from himself. "Y'know, just to visit. Always nice to visit your fellow heros, after all." Sora said, offering out a fistbump to the demigod, Hercules quickly returning it to Sora with a smile.
"Are you two fuckboys done sucking each other off? Or are we gonna go look for some baddies to kill." Panty said, hand on hip, a slightly aggravated look on her face. "Oh- Well. About that… 'angels.' There isn't too much around here anymore, since Hades is gone… Just a few heartless, and they haven't been too much a problem recently. They're just… Mindless creatures walking around at this point." Herc said, Panty sighing as Sora and Stocking just looking over to the door of the underworld. "Then… Why is the Underworld still here? Are you guys using the underdome too or something?" Sora asked, tilting his head a slight bit, his hair moving with his movements, Stocking's breath beginning to speed up a little at how cute he was- "Head in the game Stocking, we're going down there. There's bound to be some shit we could fuck up down there." Panty said, interrupting her moment of dawdling. Hercules looked a little aggravated, humming softly as he then offered. "You two could go participate in the underdome! People always love watching people fight in that!" He said, sounding a little sarcastic, aswell as uppity.
"Woah, woah. Herc' wait, what're you sayi-" "Nothing, nothing! Don't worry! Hades isn't around, so there shouldn't be anything too dangerous down there." Well, that's what Hercules thought. They didn't really think they'd be able to kill the god of death, right?
"First that brat, now these two?! Unbelievable. My plans are ruined!" Hades put his head in his palm as he sighed, before listening over their conversation, nodding and humming out 'yes, mhm' like his was actually there. Once Hercules invited them to the underdome, Hades was ecstatic! "Ooh boy, wonderboy is making this waaay too easy for me. No wonder why he was such a horrid hero, he wasn't even able to finish me off! What a pushover."
"Underdome? What the fuck is that? Some kind of weird ass part of your BDSM book, Herc'?" Hercules was looking more defeated than he was when fighting Hades as a human.
Watch, i'm gonna go in to a coma again lol.
End of chapter like 5 or something though, gonna be a 2 part, this is shorter than usual tho.