"Well, here we are!" Bugs Bunny announced as he emerged from his burrow. "Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!"
"The things I do to get a major part in this picture." Daffy grumbled to himself as he looked all around. "Hey, wait a minute! Since when is Pismo Beach in the middle of a..."
Before he could continue ranting, Daffy recieved a hit in the head from a plank of wood while Bugs took cover.
"...farm." groaned Daffy.
Bugs peeked out of the hole and said, "Eh, what's up, dollface?"
In front of him stood Kayley, holding onto the plank like it was a weapon.
"You...you can talk?" she asked.
"Well, of course he can talk. All he ever does is talk." said Daffy as he got up on his feet. "And if you don't mind me asking, who might you be, my love-interest-to-be?"
Before Kayley could introduce herself, she heard the sound of a bugle. It was coming from Camelot.
"Hey, uh, what's going on?" asked Bugs.
"Excalibur is missing!" answered Kayley as she hurried up the steps to her house while Bugs tried to collect his thoughts. "Excalibur, eh? You mean the Excalibur, King Arthur's..."
"It ain't King Arhur's sword no more! It's mine, you understand?! Mine! All mine!" shouted Daffy as he shoved Bugs back into the hole. "Get back in there! Down, down, down! Go, go, go! Mine, mine, mine!"
Then, laughing evilly, he sped through the farm, looking for Excalibur.
"It ain't your sword, Daff." said Bugs as he helped himself out of the burrow.
But Daffy just ignored him. "Now if I was Excalibur, where would I be?"
He peeked inside the chicken house, where he got into a scuffle with some chickens.
"Not in here." he said, coughing up feathers.
Inside the house, Kayley was telling her mother, Lady Juliana about Excalibur's disapperance, but she firmly said. "No, absolutely not!"
"Mother, please." said Kayley. "All I need is a chance."
"I know you do, Kayley," said Juliana. "But still..."
"Come on, Mother." said Kayley. "I want to go on grand adventures, fighting evil, rescuing damsels in distress. Well, maybe not that last part, but still..."
"Now, Kayley, stand still and try this on for size." said Juliana as she placed a dress on top of her daughter, who protested. "Mom, if you'd just let me, I know I could find Excalibur all on my own."
"The knights will find the sword," Juliana protested back. "And they'll do it by working together."
"While I'm working here," assumed Kayley. "Doing the chores, fetching the eggs, taking care of the house. Boring! Where's the glory in that?"
"Kayley, one day, you will learn what Camelot means." said Juliana. "Til then, you'll stay here with me."
Kayley turned away as she said. "If Father was still here, he'd tell me to go find Excalibur."
"But, Kayley..." began Juliana but Kayley went on, saying. "It's my life, Mother! I'll decide where it goes from here."
In frustration, she took off the dress and fled from the room while Juliana turned to a tapestry of herself, Kayley, and her late husband Sir Lionel hanging on the wall.
Sir Lionel was one of Arthur's finest Knights of the Round Table and was also Kayley's inspiration of becoming one.
"Would you tell her that if you were here?" Juliana asked her tapestried husband, hanging her head down.
