Kayley, Bugs, Daffy, Garrett, Devon and Cornwall rode the tube down to the bottom of a cave.
"Nice digs." said Bugs as he looked around. "Throw in a little decor and you might be onto something there."
"Speak for yourself." smirked Daffy.
"Still, it's a lot safer down here than it is up there." replied Cornwall.
"We know all the best escape routes." added Devon.
"We've been dodging those bullies since we were 200 years old." said Cornwall.
"Were we ever that young?" asked Devon.
"Of course we were, you moron!"
"I told you to stop calling me a moron."
"Well, you are."
"That's it! I'm telling Mother!"
"With all that bickering, I'm surprised you haven't fried each other." said Garrett.
"Fry? We can't even simmer." replied Devon as he tried to shoot fire, only to cough up some smoke.
"Yeah, you see, unlike most dragons, he can't breathe fire or fly. " explained Cornwall. "It's sad, really."
"Oh, excusez-moi, Mr. Self-Denial," said Devon. "But we can't breathe fire or fly."
"Only 'cause you're holding me back!" shouted Cornwall. "If I didn't have you, I could do a lot of things."
"Oh, really? Like what?" asked Devon.
Cornwall: I'd be rockin' with the dinos
Swingin' with the rhinos
I'd re-dragonize this cave in a minute!
'Cornwall!' They would sing cuz I would be the Dragon King
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
"If you didn't have me?!" repeated Devon.
"If I didn't have you!" Cornwall kept on singing.
"Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?" asked Devon.
Both: Oh, what I could be if there was only me
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
"Stop arguing and get your act together!" said Kayley
"Act? Did someone say act?" asked Devon. "I can act!
If only I had separate parts
My career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot
You'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!
"I should be so lucky!" said Cornwall
"If I didn't have you!" Devon kept on singing.
"Oh, wait! You'd be dead!"
Both: Oh, what I could be if there was only me
Oh, what I'd do if i didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
"Trapped! Oh! Trapped!" whined Devon.
"Stuck here with you for 500 years!" said Cornwall.
"Oh dear, it's learned to count." groaned Devon
Cornwall: If you'd got me a good lawyer
I would've split 400 years ago!
Devon: Now see here, buster, I didn't come here to be insulted!
Cornwall: Oh? Well, where do you usually go?
Devon: I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!
Cornwall: I'd be one high-flying wizard!
Devon: You'd be nothing without me!
You'd be extinct, you'd cease to be!
Cornwall: I'm so tired of your nagging!
Devon: And I'm so tired of your bragging!
Cornwall: Ha, ha! Without me, you'd have no brain!
Both: With which to think!
Cornwall: I'd be rockin' with the dinos
Swingin' with the rhinos
I'd re-dragonize this cave in a minute!
'Cornwall!' They would sing cuz I would be the Dragon King
I would love this world without you in it!
Devon: [overlapping with Cornwall's half] If only I had separate parts
my career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot
I would love this world without you in it!
Both: If I didn't have you!
Chorus: If I didn't have you!
Both: If I didn't have you!
Chorus: If I didn't have you!
Yeah! Yeah, Yeah!
Devon: This way, let me lead!
Chorus: Yeah! Yeah, Yeah!
Cornwall: No, this way, Twinkle-Toes!
Both: Life could be so sweat, if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if i didn't have you!
Cornwall: I got you, babe!
Both: Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have yooooou!
Both: [impersonating Elvis Presley] Hey! Oh, if i didn't!
Oh if I didn't, have yoooou!
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen!
Devon: [in Elvis's voice] Devon's left the building
Cornwall: [in Elvis's voice] you've sang before have you?
"That was pretty good." Kayley said, clapping her hands.
Daffy, on the other hand, was not impressed. "There can only be one person that has more talent than you two and that's me!"
Bugs pulled out his beak and said. "When this is over, Daff, you and I are gonna have a serious talk."
"What are you, my mother?" asked Daffy.
Garrett led the group out of the cave and into the open.
"Well, the good news is, we're out of dragon country." he announced. "The better news is, this is where we say goodbye."
"And good riddance to you, too!" said Daffy, but Bugs caught ahold of him before he could walk down the mountain.
"But, you can't leave us here." said Devon. "If we try to go back, we'll be banished, ostracized...exiled."
"In othher words, kicked out." added Cornwall.
"Why?" asked Kayley.
"We just broke the dragon's cardinal rule." said Cornwall.
"What? 'Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit?'" guessed Devon, whom Cornwall glared at and said. "No, you nincompoop. 'Never help a human.'"
"Aww, that's so sad...I don't care!" Daffy said rudely.
Garrett cleared his throat. "If you're done yammering, we better get going."
"Garrett, come on." said Kayley. "Let's take them with us. Please?"
Garrett sighed. "On one condition; no more singing."
"How do you feel about interpretive dance?" asked Devon as he and Cornwall stroke a pose, much to Daffy and Garrett's annoyance.