Bowser Junior sighed as he and Larry Koopa were hanging out together in Junior's room, with BJ simply fixing up his Junior Klown Kar as Larry was busy playing a game of tennis as himself modded over Bowser Jr. versus Petey Piranha on the Gamecube. You know how weird it is when brothers or friends are treated as the same being in a certain thing? Well these reptilian comrades do, and boy is it a hassle when you take the time to think about it!
"Hey Junior, you think we could do something interesting today?" Larry stated as he was pressing the buttons on his Gamecube controller furiously while having his tongue stick out.
Bowser Jr. sighed and shrugged, holding a wrench in his right hand. "Well it depends, Larry. Dad hasn't called us for a week, and the other Koopalings aren't here."
"What about Dry Bowser?" Larry pointed out, turning off the Gamecube in annoyance after losing.
"I already scheduled a game of poker with the guys. I can't participate with whatever scheme you have." Dry Bowser explained while opening the door, pointing behind him. "The kid is free, though. She's willing to do whatever you guys want."
Bowser Jr. and Larry glanced at each other as they watched the skeletal reptile head down the hallway, heading the other direction to see Toadette farting in a cage, the flatulent mushroom girl having nothing better to do.
"Ahh... ooh that is stinky, peeyew! There's sure is nothing like letting out these tuba toots to feel so relieved!" Toadette giggled as she fanned the air of her deep pitched bassy flatulence, her other hand on her rumbling stomach as she glanced up to see Bowser Jr. and Larry standing in front of her. "Hey guys! Been a while! What's up?"
"Your farts obviously!" Larry joked as both he and Toadette laughed while the son of Bowser rolled his eyes.
"Can you indulge in your fart fetish later, Toadette? Anyway, why are you in this cage?" Jr. asked as he freed Toadette out of her stinky prison, the rotten smell coming from the gassy fungi gal.
"Oh, well I got back from another trademark adventure with DB, and I didn't want to head all the way back to Toad Town, so I insisted on just waiting around here. Some of the Koopa Troop insisted I pretend to be kidnapped so Bowser wouldn't get annoyed," Toadette explained as she smiled, wrapping her arms behind her big pink mushroom cap. "Now that we're together, what do you wanna do?"
"...well, I did spot a weird tree just outside on one of the wooden bridges," Larry explained while pulling out a tablet that had camera footage of the volcanic terrain surrounding the kingdom, with Bowser Jr. and Toadette getting a peek to see the tree that Larry was talking about. "It's not like any of the dead trees nearby. It's lively in its brown colors... does that make sense?"
"Not as much as you constantly babble. Anyway, let's go see it!" Jr. stated as he dashed back to his room, coming out several seconds later in his fixed up Junior Clown Kar, with Toadette jumping in as she wrapped her arms around Bowser Jr.
"Is there any room for me?" Larry asked and also jumped into the clown car, too lazy to get his own.
"Oh, I can tell this is gonna be fun!" Toadette squealed as she let out a wet fart, giggling as Bowser Jr. groaned in annoyance while Larry laughed it off, with the trio taking off from the smelly chamber to go and check out the weird tree.
Dry Bowser was on his way to the poker game and looked at the small monitor he had pulled out of his charcoal shell. "So are you game to join in?"
"Yep," The Goomba professor frankly stated, adjusting his swirl glasses. "I haven't gotten out of my old cabin in ages, it should be a nice much needed retreat."
"Feels like this won't get expanded upon simply because a certain freak writing this has a sick sense of humor," Dry Bowser muttered, his bones rattling with every step he took on his walk.