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Mew: *hugs GPS's shoulder* Took you long enough to update. When are you gonna update TWIYH?

GPS: :-D Oh, hush. (: I already got over 3k words.

Mew: DID YOU KNOW THAT FOR TWIYH GPS IS GONNA MAKE ASH-

GPS: MEW! *uses Wanda's wand to zip her mouth close*

Mew: *Tries to take it off and mumbles incoherently*

GPS: Sorry, she stole and ate the Mr. Goodbar in my knapsack. Mew, tell them the disclaimers.

Mew: *babbles nonsense*

GPS: Right...I don't own Pokemon! Nintendo does! Or Game Freak! One of those, as long as it isn't me!

Mew finished her song on her pink iPod with the pink "Hello Skitty" headphones and kept on floating towards who knows where.

"Shaymin, my own son, Lucario, and even Lugia all think that I need help," she said as she flew towards the beach and sat on the warm sand that was getting wet with the waves that washed ashore. The water tickled her little big feet and she giggled at the way the sand washed over her toes. Mew did not care what the other think; the only one who truly loved her for who she was was herself and Arceus. Mew faintly heard the sound of crying and she went to investigate it. She found that it was a Feebas who had washed onto shore!

"Oh, my goodness, what happened to you?" asked Mew as she landed on the ground and giggled as the moist sand tickled her feet.

"Oh, you're laughing at me, just like all the rest," said the female fish as she resumed crying.

"No, that isn't the case!" reassured Mew frantically as she waved her hands back and forth to reinforce her honesty. "I giggled cause the sand tickles, silly! Why are you on the beach like this and instead of in the ocean."

"I have no friends or any purpose in this world, and I am to remain a simple Feebas that everyone ignores," explained the fish. "I just want to die-"

"Your scales!" sang Mew.

"What?" asked the Feebas.

"Here, I'll show you," said Mew as she got a huge fish tank out from her portal and filled it with the ocean water. She placed the fish into the tank and flew back home, but she accidentally let out a fart as she flew home, producing a rainbow behind her. Luckily, Feebas didn't notice it and they remained quiet the remainder of the trip.

They finally got to Mew's house and she put the fish tank on a huge vanity table. A little water splashed out, but she cleaned it up. Feebas looked at her surroundings of the pink bedroom.

"You sure like pink," commented the apathetic Feebas as she released a mushroom sigh.

"You bet I do!" giggled Mew as she laid Feebas on a towel on the vanity table.

"What are you doing?!" gasped the fish not just out of fright but because she was running out of air.

"Helping you become beautiful, silly!" face-giggled Mew as she got various types of makeup from her desk. She applied some coral pink lipstick from her bag and smeared it all over Feebas's lips...or the equivalent of them. Mew get some gel and applied it to Feebas's body. She giggled since it tickled her scales and Mew continued the beauty treatment for a while until the legendary kitten showed a mirror to Feebas. "Ta-da!"

"Oh, my goodness!" said Feebas as she smiled. "I look so gorgeous! Look at the blue polka-dots you put all over my scales! I feel...so...beautiful!" She started laughing very loudly and her body started to glow!

"I'm starting to evolve!" she added with a laugh!

"We gotta get you in the water, asap!" said Mew as she teleported back to the beach. She tossed Feebas into the water and watched as the two-foot fish turned into a 20-foot cream-colored serpent.

"I'm GORGEOUS!" sang the Milotic in a happy voice and a smiled appeared on her face. Mew hugged her head and the Milotic graciously accepted it. Mew grabbed one of her noodle-thin red antennae.

"Mew! That tickles!" giggled Milotic as she shook her head, her antennae dancing in the wind. Mew then played with the water-type Pokemon's red "hair" and sniffed it.

"That feels weird! Stop it!" ordered Milotic with a frown. Mew of course ignored her plea and went towards her blue and red tail. She pulled on the tail as if she were expecting it to pop off! She then let go and hugged the rainbow-looking tail and giggled as she poked the lovely scales.

"Stop!" shouted Milotic as she used aqua tail and smashed Mew 238 feet away!

"Why are you being so mean to me!" said Mew as she was blasting off.

"Don't blame me!" answered Milotic. "Blame Gaige's Peppy Sweetheaaaaaaaaarttttt!" she continued as her voice echoed the final syllable as Mew flew all the way home. She got on her bed and looked at the good photos of her and Mewto, as well as the ones of Barbecute.

She sighed. "I don't need help! How could my best friend and child Mewtwo think I need help?!" She flew up to the photo and made an akanbe (show reds of lower eye lid and stick tongue out) gesture at him. She blew a raspberry, too. Then she went to get some raspberry sherbet from her freezer.

"Yum," she said as she ate the pink frozen treat. She looked outside and saw someone she has known for a while: Alakazam.

GPS: I hope you liked it! *unzips Mew*

Mew: Oh... *inhales and exhales deeply* I could barely breathe with that thing over my mouth!

GPS: Sorry. I didn't want you providing any spoilers!

Mew: Question: I loved all of the chapter, but why did you make me toot? And Milotic was mean!

GPS: Nyan cat moment. And ask her. I'll make it up to you in your adventures at Toys R Us, okay?

Mew: YAAAY! *hugs for 28 seconds*

GPS: *struggles to breathe*