Mew: Why are you doing the opposite of my theme song?! D:

GPS: Mew, what are you talking about? o.o

Mew: *scoffs* My theme song is "Don't You (Forget About Me)", and it looks like you have!

GPS: False, I started back school.

Mew: In the middle of July? Shouldn't you be doing homework now?

GPS: Yeah, but it's only a month long. *hugs Mew* Plus, I'm taking a break. I'm getting a slow move on with TWIYH and your Toys R Us adventure, but they shall not be abandoned! They are in Lavender Town now (I did a time skip). Tell them, Mew.

Mew: GPS owns nothing in regards to the Pokemon franchise, cause if he did, be wouldn't be going to college. (:

Mew flew outside while still carrying her frozen treat and met Alakazam. He was the cool kid back in school when he was a Kadabra and pulled many stunts like pulling fire alarms and putting "Kick Me" signs on tough Pokemon for the sake of a few laughs. But that was back in 1997. Now he is a well-known professor at Celadon University and teaches math and physics. Mew flew up to Alakazam and he nodded at her, his long whiskers moving in the wind.

"Hello, Mew," said Alakazam with a cool voice as she smiled and held the bucket of sherbet. "It's a nice day to be eating ice cream."

"It's actually raspberry sherbet, silly," she said as she showed the carton to him. "You want some?"

Alakazam arched an eyebrow then just shrugged. "Sure," he replied as he dipped his psychic-enhancing spoon into the carton after he brought it to his face with telekinesis. He pulled out the spoon and it was completely covered with the fruity goodness of the raspberries and he swallowed it. "Wow! This tastes pretty good for a sherbet! But I'm more of an ice cream guy."

"I have an idea!" said Mew.

"What's that?" asked the standing psychic type.

"Let's go to an ice cream parlour and get some delicious treats!" said Mew. Alakazam's eyes bulged and he shook his head up and down rapidly. Mew and Alakazam (an Abra back then) had a fling going and were still very good friends. The two of them teleported to the outskirts of the valley landed in front of a ice cream shop. The two of them entered and sat down at a table while Alakazam ordered a large sundae for them to share. Alakazam gave Mew one of his psychic spoons and he used the other and they began to tuck in on the delicious frozen treat. Mew at the cherry at the top first and belched loudly, causing a lot of clients to stare at her. Alakazam indulged on the hot-fudge syrup and the yummy brownies and for some reason sneezed very loudly. A few customers left about the amount of noise that they were producing, but the two psychic-types didn't seem to have a care in the world.

"You know," started Mew as she ate some vanilla ice cream, "I haven't had a sundae in such a long time. Kinda reminds me of the time you and I went to the bowling alley and shared those french fries."

"Mew, that was all the way back in 2000!" chuckled the whiskered psychic type as he kept eating. The two of them finished it in about four minutes and they left the messy bowl on the table as they left the building.

"That was great," said Mew. "Maybe we could go to the cinema and watch a movie."

"Okay," said Alakazam as they went to a nearby Malco Theatre. (It's a theatre chain in my region; if you recognized it right off the bat, you must live in an adjacent state to mine)

The two of them selected the new film called "How to Train Your Dragonite". It was a total of two hours and 29 minutes, which was fairly long for an animated film. The two of left the cinema and went into the lobby where there was an adjacent arcade.

"Let's play a game!" sang Mew as they went over to the racing game.

"I don't think that will work; your feet don't touch the pedals," pointed out Alakazam.

"Oh," said the disappointed pink kitten. "Let's play Skee-ball then!" She inserted a quarter into the machine and a grabbed a ball with her tiny hands and rolled it towards the 100-point hole. It surprisingly found its destination. The machine started flashing and making a bunch of loud noises and Mew clapped her pink hands in satisfaction as tickets were being dispensed at the bottom. Alakazam threw his ball and it landed in the 50-point hole. More tickets came out and Mew was very pleased. After 8 balls, the score was 620; Mew got three 100's and a 20, while Alakazam got two 50's and a 100. Plus a gutter ball which got zero. Once Mew collected all the tickets (121 of them, to be precise), she redeemed them for a 50% off for two tickets to a film she could see in the future.

The two of them finally left the theatre and Mew and Alakazam entered the hot afternoon sun.

"That was a lot of fun," said Mew as she giggled into her hands.

"It was more fun than I could imagine," said Alakazam. Mew flew up to him and patted his head.

"We should do something like this again," she responded. He shook his head as well. "Can we share this moment with a hug?" She continued.

"Sure," he said as he extended his arms out and wrapped them around her small pink body. Mew extended her cute pink hands and hugged Alakazam's neck rather tightly, causing him to gasp.

"Wow, such a tight grip for a little creature," he chuckled.

"Well, your defense is low, remember?" she said as she twirled his long mustache and yanked a long hair out.

"Ow!" he exclaimed as she played with the two-foot long hair. "Why did you do that?"

"Keepsake," she responded. She hugged one of his huge pointy ears and her tail wrapped around another one. This carried on for about an awkward three minutes until she decided to hug his shoulder plate "body armor".

"Mew!" he shouted. "Enough! You are getting annoying! Why must you do this? You should go to the S.O.H.A meetings that are held by Slowking!"

"So I guess that means we aren't going for another date?" she asked.

"Get help and I'll think about it," he responded.

"Okay!" she said cheerfully as she flew all the way home.

I changed it from Strange Obsession Anonymous (S.O.A) to S.O.H.A (Strange Obsessions and Habits Anonymous), since I feel it's more of a habit than obsession. (: