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Mew: *hugs Cyndaquil*

Mew was tired after he date so she decided to take a nap. She slept for 28 minutes and felt completely re-energized and went to look at the falling sun. It was so beautiful. But then the moment got spoiled when she heard a loud wailing int he distance.

"Oh, boy, I wonder what's going on now?" she said as she left her pink house as she held onto her Mewtwo plushy that she had sewn in her countless hours of spare time. She followed the sound of the crying and eventually found a baby Cubone. He was wiping his tears that were falling on his body since they would be super-effective against his ground-type self.

"What's wrong?" asked Mew as she landed on the ground next to Cubone and patted him gently on the shoulder. She gave him a large hug and he turned towards her.

"Today is the anniversary of my mommy's death!" he said as he wiped off a few more tears and adjusted his skull mask. "I miss her so much!"

"Cubone, can I tell you something?" asked Mew.

"Yes?" he said as he sniffled.

"Your mother has been dead since 1996. Has crying for 18 years brought her back? No. So why I do you keep crying?"

"Because, as my name states, I'm the lonely Pokemon!" he screamed as he burst into tears again. Mew merely sweat dropped and sighed as she shock her head.

"I have something that will help cheer you up," said Mew.

Cubone tilted his head and blinked several times. "What is it?" he said.

"Grab my hand and I will take you somewhere magical," she explained. The lonely Pokemon shrugged and grabbed the kitten's pink hand and they teleported. About 4 minutes passed as their molecules were being transported in an unknown dimension and they finally landed in the destination that Mew had in mind. Once their septillions of atoms (USA/Canada short scale) were reconfigured, Cubone gasped at what he saw. There were people and Pokemon everywhere and he wasn't his normal bipedal dinosaur-like Pokemon form anymore! He was a human!

"What did you do to me!" he screamed, causing a few people to look at him with a weird expression. The signs on the wall were written in a foreign language so more than likely they didn't understand their English.

"I transformed you into a temporary human, silly," giggled Mew.

"Why?!" said Cubone. He had the appearance of a 13-year-old boy with denim shorts and a red shirt with light brown hair covered by a white beanie while Mew was a 19-year-old girl with a pink skirt, a purple shirt and platinum blonde hair with pink streaks in it. Cubone also had a white walking stick.

"Because, if we were as Pokemon, we would get a lot of unwanted attention," explained Mew.

"Where are we?" asked the "human" Cubone as he looked around.

"We're at Park Pobedy in Moscow, Russia," explained Mew with a giggle.

"Russia doesn't exist in our universe!" shouted Cubone. "Our universe is a conglomeration of continents based off a fake universe that the author of this story lives in! And why are we here in the first place?!"

"Stop breaking the fourth wall and let's go explore the city; it's one of my favorite places to go when I'm feeling very sad so I brought you here to cheer you up," said Mew as she grabbed his hand. They approached a very, very steep set of mowing stairs and Cubone halted.

"W-what are these?" he asked as he got really nervous.

"They're called escalators, and one of Europe's largest is in this metro," she explained. "That is why I brought you here because I love riding it! Come on!" She jumped onto the escalator and Cubone followed suit and was on the stair right behind her. The escalator was so long that Cubone couldn't see the top.

"How long is this escalator ride?" he asked.

"126 metres," she explained as they slowly ascended the mechanical stairs. Cubone sighed while Mew hummed the theme song to "The Golden Girls". Cubone twirled his stick around and looked around casually at the busy metro until they finally reached their destination. The two of them climbed aboard a train and went around the city.

"Wow! Look at all this beautiful architecture!" pointed out Cubone as he smiled. "Look at all the onion-shaped roofs! They look cool!"

"They're called луковичная глава (lúkovichnaya glava)," explained Mew. A few people turned to Mew and began striking up a conversation with her, all of which Mew fluently understood.

"I didn't know you could speak Russian," said Cubone. "What did they say?"

"I can speak 100 languages," she said. "And they said that the scenery looks a lot better in the winter time than in this surprisingly hot weather."

"It doesn't feel hot to me," replied Cubone. They continued to ride the train and they finally got out and explored the city. Mew pointed out a lot of interesting sites such as the Red Square and of course she took dozens of photos. They went to the outside of the Kremlin and took more photos with locals and shared some laugh as Mew translated what they said. They visited Ivan the Great Bell Tower and Moscow State University and even the Bolshoi Theatre where they saw a spectacular performance. Mew hugged Cubone about 43 times in the 10 hours that they were in Moscow and they finally teleported back home to Lavender Town and reverted back to their Pokemon selves.

Cubone panted and smiled behind his skull mask. "That was the most fun I've ever had in my lifetime!" he shouted as he gave Mew a hug. Mew gasped and returned the hug as well and she spun Cubone's skull like Pikachu did in that episode and began tickling him and hugging him! "Mew! Quit it! That's getting annoying!"

Mew giggled and fix his skull back and she grabbed his bone he carried. She threw it as hard as she could and it returned back just like the bonemerang it was. She giggled and did it again and Cubone was getting nervous that he might lose the bone he extracted from his mother's grave!

"Mew! Don't! That bone means a lot to me!" he wailed. She caught the bone and gave it back to him. He sighed in content and Mew picked up Cubone and gave him a big hug. "Stoooooop!" he shouted again and used bone club on her! Mew screamed and dropped him on his butt and he resumed crying.

"I'm sorry!" she said as she flew up to him and hugged him. He pushed her away and scoffed.

"Mew!" he shouted angrily. "Get help! How are you the ancestor of all Pokemon when you're so oblivious to the fact that people don't like your personality!" With that, he walked away.

"But..." she said, but it was too late. Cubone had disappeared and was gone. She sighed and decided that it was finally time to see this Strange Obsessions and Habits Anonymous...

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A.N. I don't speak Russian so no offense to anyone who speaks it fluently. Wish I could, though. But I can speak/read a bit of Mandarin. (: Most of the stuff I pulled out came from Wikipedia.