Mew: *cries*

GPS: Why are you crying?

Mew: Because people don't like it when I hug them! D:

GPS: I don't know, but I do know one thing.

Mew: What?

GPS: I don't own Pokémon. Plus, writing block sucks. )';

Mew decided to finally look into this Strange Obsession and Habits Anonymous, but she didn't know where to look. She did know one individual to ask in case she had a problem: Arceus. Mew flew all the way to the secluded Hall of Origins and saw that Arceus was watching a movie on his 301" television set that he got from the future. Mew landed on the ground behind the gigantic sofa and Arceus immediately turned towards her.

"Yes, successor of mine and the ancestor of all Pokemon?" said Arceus as he turned his head towards the television to turn it off.

"Um, I have something to tell you," said Mew as she began waving her arms about.

"I am the Creator of all Pokemon, therefore, I know what you were going to say before you even thought of it," said Arceus. "You have a hugging problem, correct?"

"Um...yes, my lord," she said as she nodded rapidly. "And I've been told several times to seek help about it. But I don't find it a problem."

"I am very glad that the ancestor of all Pokemon that I created is a very friendly pink mammal such as yourself, but there are moments where you push it a tad too far," he commented as he munched on a potato chip.

"I...am kinda thinking of going to the S.O.H.A.," she said a bit sheepishly as she looked downward, "but it's kinda hard to be anonymous when I am the ancestor and essentially everyone knows me."

"Well, it is the best way to talk about your...odd problem," said Arceus as he drank some of his Sunny Delight. Mew frowned at this and said,

"Y-you think I...am weird?" She sniffled as she felt tears were approaching.

"I didn't say that," he said as he put down the orange beverage and redirected his attention. "It is that you tend to do things that are a bit unusual considering your position."

"I can't help it! You created me like this!" she said angrily and flapped her arms around like a bird as she sweat dropped.

"Don't use that tone with me!" he said as he flung a potato chip at Mew! It bounced off her head and she squeaked.

"That was so mean!" yelled Mew as she started crying. Arceus rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Oh, brother," he said. "I'm sorry, Mew. Here, why don't you give me a hug? It is a very rare privilege."

"Yay!" she squeaked and flew up to Arceus and gave him a big hug. Her tail began to wag happily and she seemed to make a purring sound. The hug continued for about 30 seconds until Arceus said,

"Mew, that is more than enough."

Mew flew over to Arceus's abdomen and pointed at the golden wheel thing.

"What is this?" she said as she poked it. Arceus giggled.

"That tickles!" he screamed with delight. "It...it changes colors when my type changes! Your fingers are so soft and fuzzy!" XD

"Wait!" she said. "I need to know where I go so that I can get help! I wanna live my life back to it before I started become a hugging machine!"

"Fine," he said as he got out a giant notepad and began scribbling stuff down with a huge ballpoint pen. He then gave Mew a piece of paper that was probably about the size of a 40" screen TV and she hugged Arceus again.

"Thanks again!" she said as she flew off.

"That girl is so my-name-dang annoying," he said as he resumed the "SpongeBob Movie".