GPS: Thanks for reading!
Mew: *throws sugar at everyone*
GPS: Mew!
Mew: What?
GPS: Provide the disclaimer!
Mew: GPS doesn't own Pokemon. *hugs reviewers* Also, I'm in kindergarten now! GPS wrote a story about me being in school if you haven't seen it! (=
Mew still had the giant piece of paper in hand but she found it difficult to fly because it was aerodynamically unable to keep her flight smooth. She read it and got the information down and said,
"I look like a dweeb with this giant piece of paper. I'm going to store it in my portal for now." She used her psychic powers and it disappeared into a space only she knew of. "Even if my creator says I have a problem, that doesn't mean that I have to do so. I live off of breaking the rules!"
She continued floating around and looked for something fun to do; as long as others didn't tattle about her hugging them, she honestly didn't care.
"Let me see. I want to hug all species of Pokemon! But there are so many! I think I may skip the ones from Kalos; they seem a little strange to me and it saves me 70 hugs!" Mew paused and thought of the number of hugs that she had to distribute and also the advice that Arceus gave her earlier. "You know, I think I will go by the S.O.H.A just so that Arceus will know that I did go there. Doesn't mean I will stop hugging!" She giggled and she followed the directions that were given on the large paper.
After carefully following the instructions, Mew found herself in a secluded part of the forest and was well away from everything and Mew found something interesting: tree stumps in a circular formation around a large podium-like rock.
"What is this place?" said Mew as she looked around cautiously, but then her question was answered by a male voice.
"My child, you are at the Strange Obsession and Habits Anonymous, where everyone who attends strives to become a better Pokemon." It was a Slowking and he had his arms around his back in a rather dapper fashion.
"Cool. So where is everyone?" she asked as she continued to look around. "I'm bored, by the way. Also, did you just call me your child? I think you would be my child since I am the ancestor of all Pokemon."
"Indeed, my mistake," said the Slowking as he scratched the Shellder that was on his head. "Well, we will get to the good stuff once everyone is here."
"...Good stuff?" said Mew a bit haltingly. "How can strange obsessions be good?"
"The good vibes that our soul emits for confessing our problems, child," said Slowking.
Mew had nothing to say and she briefly closed her eyes. She was poked in the stomach and giggled and wondered who did it. She saw that it was...
"Meloetta!" said Mew as she woke up and tackled her with a huge hug. Mew even coiled her tail around the music-like Pokemon and Meloetta tried desperately to break free.
"Mew!" she said with a nervous chuckle. "You're crushing me!"
The pink kitten let go of her grip and said, "Sorry." :(
"It's okay, it's been a while since we have seen each other," said Meloetta as she wiped off her forehead with her quarter note-shaped hands. "What brings you by the S.O.H.A?"
"Nothing really, except Arceus kinda wanted me to stop by here," said Mew.
"Why?" said Meloetta as she scratched her tiny arm.
"Because-" started Mew but they got interrupted by overlapping chatter; a huge group of Pokemon arrived and sat down on the wooden stumps.
"Pokemon, please take your seats! We are about to begin!" announced Slowking. Luckily there were two spots available for the two small female Pokemon. Slowking approached the stone podium and said,
"I say this speech only because we have a new guest today," he started and cleared his throat. "All of us come across a point of our life where we make decisions that may hurt someone or just be...awkward, as is the case of those who arrived today. But I am not here to judge as I would be a hypocrite since I recovered from something recently. Today-"
"What did you recover from interrupted Mew as she got out a Rice Krispies bar and the paper was rustling very loudly.
"Excuse me, child, but you just interrupted me!" gasped Slowking.
"I'M NOT A CHILD!" she wailed like a spoiled four-year-old brat as she balled up the paper and threw it at a Charmander. It bounced off his head and it landed in the fire of his tail and got disintegrated into a small pile of ash. "I'm so sorry!" said Mew as she flew over to Charmander and picked him up from under his orange arms and hugged him.
"Let go of me!" he said and he bit her arm!
"Fine!" she said as she dropped him on the ground and he landed on butt. "Please resume...please..." said Mew as she blinked her eyelids extra slowly and they sparkled.
"Awww," said everyone there. "That's so dang cute!"
"...Right..." said Slowking. "Anyways, we will first start off by addressing our problems and tell how it impacts our daily lives."
Charmander raised his orange hand and said, "I wanna go first. Everyone says it is unhealthy to use my tail as a source of roasting marshmallows, but I personally like shish kabobs more."
Mew randomly got a marshmallow from her portal and stuck it on a stick. She sighed in content as she let it hang over Charmander's tail.
"Stop that!" he commanded. In frustration his tail's flame got larger and completely burnt the marshmallow. She sighed and threw the stick away.
"I'll go next," said a voice. Mew turned to see it was...
Mew: Who did I see? Tell me!
GPS: I need reviewers to leave a suggestion of Pokemon they would like to see have a strange obsession or habit! But nothing sexual or anything deep like drugs or anything.
Mew: Yeah! What he said!
GPS: And there is a high chance that Mew will hug every Pokemon, so don't expect this story to be complete anytime soon!