GPS: Enjoy!

Mew: I don't want to be cured! I just want others to accept my hugs!

Mew and the rest turned around to see that it was a Gible. The group casually greeted the tiny greyish-blue land shark and he sat on a stump and looked at everyone.

"Welcome, child. Have you come to anonymously confess a problem that troubles you?" said Slowking in his preacher-like tone.

"Sure," said the Gible. "My name is Nibbles. I like to bite excessively. My trainer actually had to let me go because I affectionately bit his head too much to the point he actually had to get surgery. I feel horrible for what I did, but I can't help it! I like to bite!"

"Child of Arceus, it perfectly natural to succumb to a bad habit; we are all imperfect to his eyes, but-" started Slowking but Mew shot up her hand.

"Yes?" said Slowking.

"I hugged Arceus," she said with a childish smile on her face.

"We all hug him in our dreams, child," said Slowking as he then redirected his attention to Nibbles. "Please resume how you have struggled to cope with this problem of yours."

"I'm serious!" screeched Mew as she buried her face into her small paws and cried.

"Enough interruptions!" stated Slowking. All the sudden Nibbles the Gible said,

"Can you come back to me later? I wanner hear some other problems." He sighed and took out a huge twig and started gnawing on it.

"Fine," said Slowking. "Now, let's see...Hmm..." He decided to choose someone at random, but all the sudden, he heard someone singing in what appeared to be Japanese. He looked and saw that Meloetta appeared to almost be having a spaz attack, but she was dancing out of control.

"Mitemite kochichi!" she sang with utmost delight as she had changed into her pirouette form. She started kicking her legs like in a chorus and said, "The music has possessed me! I can't stop dancing!" She laughed and span around ten times within 2 seconds and was flying all over the place, turning from visible to invisible and vice versa.

"Calm down, young one!" ordered Slowking as he frowned and put his clawed hands on his pink hips and shook his head in disappointment. "What seems to be the problem with you, miss..."

"Meloetta!" said Meloetta as she continued dancing like crazy and even kicked Slowking by mistake. He sighed and used yawn on her, causing her to get drowsy and remain still. All the sudden, out of nowhere, Ash's Oshawott and Dawn's Piplup, both of whom had a problem with leaving their trainer (the former in particular) to try to serenade Meloetta.

"She's mine! Back off, loser!" said the prideful penguin.

"NO WAY!" shouted the otter. "I want to give her a kiss and watch her have pleasant dreams!"

The two of them engaged in combat and created a dust cloud and went away as they fought all over the forest.

A sound was heard and it flooded the area; it was a Seel clapping her front flippers while swaying her body slightly (go to Bulbapedia and look at the Emerald sprite; it's the exact same). Meanwhile, she was blowing a loud raspberry and giggled. "I'm Seel; whenever I'm amused, I like to clap my flippers as loud as possible and blow raspberries! Phbbbbbbt!"

"And why would you do such a thing, my dear?" asked Slowking as he scratched crown Shellder on his head.

"Because it's a lot phbbbbbt! fun!" she said and laughed as her red tongue sputtered saliva everywhere. Mew giggled and did the same as she clapped her pink paws together. She went over to Seel and they both shared laughs, but Mew broke the laughter of pinniped by giving her a hug, wrapping her long tail around the very light blue fur of Seel.

"What are you doing?!" said Seel as she laughed again and clapped her flippers. She seemed to react surprisingly better than most would to Mew's hugs.

"I'm hugging you! I love hugs! Hugs for everyone!" giggled Mew. "That is why I am here." Seel continued to clap her flippers in excitement and gave Mew a hug back.

"You're here cause you love hugs?" said Gible. "Feh, what stupid a obsession/habit. At least be more interesting." Gible saw the soft whitish-blue head of Seel sparkling in the daylight. It looked...so perfect to bite on! And that is what he did! His teeth glowed and he applied pressure to Seel's head and she gasped!

"What are you doing?!" she screamed as he gnawed on her head.

"Sorry! I can't help it!" he apologized as he resumed his chewing.

"I command that you calm down!" said Slowking as he used confusion to pry Gible to let go. Seel shook her head hard enough to knock Gible onto the ground and her head began to glow.

"Well, I guess I can't help this!" she said in retaliation as she fired an aurora beam. The icy-cold particles collided with Gible and he screamed in discomfort as the move did four-times more damage versus a normal Pokemon. Swirls were visible in his eyes and he groaned.

"Tsk, tsk. Resume your story, Mew. Assert your problem to the group as we are all imperfect. Cleanse yourself of the burden that bears weight on your shoulders."

"I'm Mew. That's M-y-o-o. I have a hugging problem, and others get mad at me when I hug them. I really don't see why! It's harmless and I need to show my affection that way! I want to distribute hugs to all of you!"

"That problem is nowhere near severe as my problem!" said a feminine voice. It was a Buneary wearing a jacket that was opened and had a heart on it that was in two.

"What is your obsession?" asked Slowking. "There are still others who need to open up." There was a Squirtle, a Sealio, and a Mr. Mime who were on the sideline and remained quiet.

"He is the only thing that crosses my mind..." said Buneary. "I hated how we parted ways, but it wasn't my decision for this to happen. My trainer had her own agenda that evolved me participating in contests, but I absolutely hated it. I only did so just to capture his attention. His name...is Pikachu..." She took out a Kleenex from the inside pocket of her jacket and blew her rabbit nose. "Sorry, I get overly emotion as I try to manage my life."

Mew raised an eyebrow and shook her head. "This is getting too weird. I don't feel like I belong here." Mew comforted the bunny Pokemon and surprisingly enough the rabbit patted Mew's back in acceptance. "I don't need help. I'm fine the way I am!"

Mew left the scene but Squirtle said, "Wait! Don't you wanna see me break dance on top of Sealeo's nose?"

"No, thanks!" shouted Mew from a distance as she flew off to cause potential mayhem.

Mew: *hugs reviewers* I don't need help! Tell them!

GPS: We'll see about that. You may have to visit the S.O.H.A. again!

Mew. :c