Mew: Atenshin, pleez.
GPS:...Mew? W-what're you doing?
Mew: I need hugz. Wut kind of kwestion is that?
GPS: I'm so sorry, guys. Mew writes English as if she's in a Cheezburger meme when she's sad.
Mew: I sez give me hugz! Send dem in mai direkshin! I wood liek to give UltimateCCC, Typhlosion8, The Pokemon Melody, Sonomi Mikuni, Magic Collides, and vaporeon-mermaida a hug! *hugz dem* Mwaah!
GPS: O_o; Um...I don't think they want you to kiss them.
Mew was getting awfully bored and thought of doing things differently.
"I need to relieve stress," she said. "One of the best things to do is relax in warm sand." Mew let the sun hit her microscopic fur and flew to one of her favorite spots: The Desert Resort in Unova. She found her typical hidden spot and submerged herself at the nice warm sand.
"This is so nice; I could stay here for days!" she said as she sighed in content as the warm grains of mineral deposits touched her pink body. She closed her eyes and went to sleep, but a stirring sound in the sand woke her up.
"Hey! What are you doing in my beach?" said a voice to the pink kitten. "I was here first!"
"Excuse me, but I was here first," corrected Mew. "After all, I am the ancestor of all Pokemon. By the way, where are you?"
A Pokemon popped out of the ground. It was...Sandile with the sunglasses!
"Leave us alone! We don't care who you are!" said several other voices. A Hippopotas, Hippowdon, Baltoy, Claydol, Krokorok, and Krookodile.
"YOU!" said Mew as she gasped and pointed a finger at Hippopotas.
"What do you want?!" said the little hippo.
"You are a physics manipulator!" said Mew.
"How?" said the hippo.
"I saw you in Team Rocket's balloon; you caused it to sink by filling it up with sand that came out of your body! You violated the law of conservation of mass! You created matter when it is impossible!"
"Since when did this become a physics lecture?" said the Baltoy as it started spinning around on its head, causing sand to be blown into Mew's face.
"THAT HURTS!" she screeched as she covered her eyes and cried.
"Toughen up, pansy!" said the angry Claydol as she span around at high speed. "We don't like visitors!"
"Calm down!" said Mew. "The lot of you are upset that I intruded on your bath, I get it. Let me make it up to you." Mew approached the black ground/psychic type and gave her a hug. The clay figurine gasped and Baltoy said,
"You can't hug my mom like that!"
"Um...Aren't you guys supposed to be, like, genderless?" said Mew as she winked at the cute Sandile.
"Who cares?" said Claydol.
Krokorok folded his arms and scoffed. He, too, was wearing sunglasses and said, "Do you want us dark types to launch a foul play your way so you can get lost?"
"I can transform to whatever Pokemon I want!" said Mew. "If I wanna change to Breloom, who is resistance to both ground and dark types, I will!"
"Whoa, calm down!" said the Krookodile. "I remember getting blasted by a seed bomb. It hurts!"
"Chill!" said the Hippowdown, who also was very vulnerable to a grass-type move. "I have an idea. Let's share the sand!"
"I remember you," she said as she pointed at the grey hippo. "You were in that kids' game 'Hungry, Hungry Hippowdown'!" Mew landed on the ground and sighed. Suddenly, Mew was nudged. She screamed very loudly and saw that it was Sandile.
"Movvvvvvvvvve!" he said with his mouth open at a 90-degree angle. Mew did something that made everyone gasp! She stuck her head inside his mouth like Ducklett did in that episode and started looking around at the inside of his mouth while giggling! Sandile's eyes were bigger than saucers and Mew finally withdrew her head.
"You need a breath mint!" she giggled.
"That was...interesting," said Hippopotas.
Sandile coughed. "Your fur tickles!" he said. Mew extended her finger and tickled Sandile's nose, rubbing the circular nostril with her tiny finger.
"San...san...DILE!" he sneezed. It was so huge that he blew the sunglasses off his face and they landed on Mew's face.
"Hey! I look like a secret agent with this sunglasses!" she screeched as she flew around and clapped her hands. The other Pokemon were getting quite angry at the legendary feline.
"Please give those back!" whined Sandile as he pointed to the sunglasses on her rostrum.
"Okay, but you gotta hug me if you want them back!" giggled Mew.
"No way!" scoffed the Sandile. The tan and black crocodile went over to his Krookodile father and said, "Tell her to give them back to me!"
The Krookodile adjusted his large sunglasses and said, "Are you wanting to start something, little one? I'll beat the crap outta you!"
Mew gasped. "How dare you use such language!" She floated to Baltoy and examined the brown ground type. "You know, I like the way you are shaped."
"Uh...thanks?" said the Baltoy.
"It makes me want to play a game!" she giggled. She put her hands between the top part of Baltoy's pointed head and began rubbing her hands so fast that Baltoy began to spin at ultra fast speed! "Baltoy, Baltoy, Baltoy, I made you out of clay, when you're dry and hard, then Baltoy I shall play!" When Baltoy stopped spinning, it groaned and started to get swirls in its eyes. Mew hugged Baltoy for 29 seconds and then giggled. Claydol approached its child and picked it up and Mew hugged Claydol, too, of course.
"I WANT MY SUNGLASSES!" screamed Sandile. "I'll hug you if you give them back!"
"Okay, come here!" chanted Mew as she flew over to Sandile and extended her arms. He got on his hind legs and did the same, but Mew grabbed his hands and flew up.
"What are you doing?!" he gasped as he was a meter off the ground.
"I'm giving you my version of a hug!" said Mew and she brought Sandile closer to her with her psychic powers. Despite being dark type, she was able to use them on him and he approached her and he hugged her, too. Mew laughed and grabbed his arms again and begin spinning around at a fast speed.
"Stop!" ordered Sandile. "I'm gonna puke! I hugged you already!"
"Okay!" said Mew as she let go. Sandile was launched towards Krokorok who then flew about ten feet to hit Krookodile. The three reptilian Pokemon were on the ground with swirls in their eyes. Mew approached them and hugged Sandile's other evolution forms and sighed.
"What?" said Hippopotas. "You're not gonna hug us?"
"Oh? You want a hug?" asked Mew. She went over to the two hippos and hugged them normally. She honestly didn't want to hug them, but they asked for it and she granted it. She left the hot sand bath and decided to go to the beach where she could hug some aquatic Pokemon.