GPS: Notice: this chapter will be a little weird (at multiple parts).

Mew: Aren't they all weird in multiple parts?

GPS: Yeah, I guess so. I don't own anything! But I have news for you, Mew.

Mew: What?!

GPS: Your adventures. You need more of them in new stories!

Mew: Love that idea already!

Mew had giggled all the way as she flew to the calm relaxing beach off the coast of Cianwood City. She loved the way she could smell the salty air enter her nose and the sand felt great, much like at the hot sand bath she was at. But the ocean had a completely different feel to it, plus, she could work on her tan and turn from a light shade of pink to fuchsia if she was lucky.

"Ya know, if I'm gonna lie on the beach, I need a few things," Mew said as she looked out into the ocean. She snapped her fingers and a tiny recliner that was about twice the size of a Barbie's appeared and she got on tiny sunglasses that looked exactly like the ones Sandile had as well. She got a small beach towel that was equivalent to a human's hand towel and relaxed.

"Ahhh," she sighed in relief as she put on the sunglasses and made a milkshake appear out of nowhere. Mew hugged her milkshake and sucked on the straw, causing the strawberry goodness to enter her mouth. "This is super yummy!" she said as she resumed drinking it. All the sudden, sand flew into her milkshake glass from a kick that a Wartortle did so rudely.

"Hey! What are you doing here, kid?!" he said with a angry look on his face. He had the face of a bully, but Mew knew he probably was a coward deep inside and put on that face for a cover. Mew nonetheless wasn't pleased with the attitude that he gave her and lowered her sunglasses to look at him better.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" Mew said. "I'm getting some sun! Plus, you just got sand in my milkshake!" she added as she pointed at the glass with her left hand.

"Does it look like I care?" asked Wartortle with a chuckle. "Just get off-"

"Hey, Warty!" said a voice; it was a girl Dewgong with a pink bow on her horn. She clapped her flippers together and blew a raspberry. Mew gasped; was she the one from the S.O.H.A meeting?

"Don't call me that!" said the male turtle. "This pink piece of...whatever is taking our spot!"

"I'm sorry!" said Mew a she went over and hugged Dewgong who clapped her flippers loudly and barked with joy. She wrapped her flippers around Mew and also gave her a hug with her ice-cold body. "You're so cold!" said Mew with a squeak and a loud hiccup.

"You're warm!" giggled Dewgong as she liked

"Are you the evolved Seel from the S.O.H.A meeting?"

"Oh, you must be talking about my daughter!" said the Dewgong. "I guess she has a bigger habit than I do. Would you like to join us for lunch? We're having shish-kebabs and playing volleyball as we wait."

"Yay!" said Mew as she hugged Wartortle who rolled his eyes and reluctantly returned the hug so she would stop. She did and they went over to a group that had various water types: Slowpoke, Slowbro, Marill, Azumarill, Quagsire, and Wooper. Slowbro was absentmindedly attending to the food while Marill, Azumarill, Quagsire, and Wooper were playing volleyball with a big beach ball while Slowpoke was thinking of question marks.

Mew flew over to Slowpoke and poked him. He farted and ignored her and this gave her an opportunity to do some that she had always wanted to do. She flew behind Slowpoke and grabbed his big tail and stuck her tongue out, tasting it. She was surprised since it tasted like bubblegum laffy taffy. Five seconds after she did that, Slowpoke finally realized that she was doing something. He thought for a second and then his mind went blank, but the fact that he could even think was ironic. Mew licked the tail again; the rumors were true. Slowpoke tails were absolutely delicious! She decided to stop since she wanted to eat kebabs and hugged Slowpoke.

"Hey!" said Slowbro, who was a lot more alert than Slowpoke. "I saw what you did! Why did you do that?!"

Mew gasped. She just got found out! "I did it because I heard stuff that Slowpoke tails are yummy!" she exclaimed while going over to Slowbro. She looked at the shell on his tail and waved at it.

"Is that true?" said Slowbro. He walked over to Slowpoke and picked up his tail and sniffed it. "Smells like Froot Loops," said Slowbro as he quickly stuck his tongue out in a separate part away from Mew's spot. "It tastes like a watermelon jawbreaker!"

"Shellder!" said his shell in a high-pitch voice, much like in the anime that Jessie caught.

Mew floated over to extended her finger and poked the eyeball of Shellder. The Shellder gasped and bit into Slowbro's tail harder, causing the venom to course into his brain. He used aqua tail and hurled Mew over to the volleyball net which bounced her off and hit Wooper.

"Eww! Your body is cold and wet!" said Mew. It was true; Mew felt like she just landed on a huge dog nose with two feet and a tail.

"Sorry!" said Wooper.

"It's totally okay!" said Mew as she went over to hug the fish Pokemon. Wooper was sad because she had no arms to hug Mew with. Mew had gel all over her body and she dipped them into the ocean to get it off. Mew went over to Quagsire and gave the bigger fish a hug. He returned it and then did a huge headbutt and knocked Mew over to Marill.

"Cool tail!" said Marill as she went over to Mew and played with her whip-like tail. Mew gasped and grabbed the ball at the end of Marill's tail and pulled it. It made a loud "boing!" noise and Mew was greatly pleased by this and clapped her hands.

"Settle down, child!" said Slowbro as he turned over the skewers that were cooking. Mew ignored him and looked at Azumarill.

"So, what's up, blue bunny? Want some ice cream?" said Mew, making a joke in the process.

"Not before lunch!" gasped Azumarill as she giggled and hugged Mew. Marill approached Mew and hugged her, too.

"Is she still hugging?" said Wartortle as he scratched his plastron.

"Yep," said Dewgong who giggled. "Wanna go for a swim?"

"Love to," said Wartortle as they headed into the ocean as the food still cooked. Mew was giggling out of of control and she continued hugging the other Pokemon and Slowbro's patience was running thin. Mew went over to the beach and looked out.

"Aww, so heavenly, so..." she stopped when all the sudden a pink Frillish jumped out of the water and hugged Mew! Mew enjoyed the hug and both she and the female jellyfish Pokemon were laughing until Mew was getting annoyed by the Pokemon that was clinging to her. She used psychic powers and made Frillish fly 58 miles out to the open ocean.

"That was mean!" she screeched so loudly and cried. Slowbro shook his head and teleported a whole raw onion into Mew's mouth! "Ew! Ew! I hate raw onions! They belong in a meatloaf!" she shouted as she ran around with frenzy. She spat the onion out but needed something to get the taste out. All the sudden, the beach ball hit her foot. She opened her mouth wide and bit into the beach ball, causing it to explode into her face.

"Hey! What was that for?" said Marill who was so upset.

"Mphhmmmpm," said Mew with a mouth full of plastic and rubber as she swallowed the beach ball. It left an unpleasant taste in her mouth, but it did get her mind off the onion that she was no longer able to detect.

"Just leave!" shouted everyone.

"Fine!" said Mew. She didn't know where to go. Perhaps a swimming pool where there weren't gonna be any mean Pokemon?