Mew teleported to a mysterious location: it was a place in Saffron City two blocks away from Sabrina's gym and was a hangout for psychic Pokemon: the local exercise gym. But there were also fighting types as well since Saffron was known as the city of brains and brawls. One of the cool things that they had was a huge indoor swimming pool that also extended outside underneath a window. There was also a gym right next to it where one would find fighting Pokemon exercising. Mew had to go swimming today since she got a quite two-piece off a large Barbie doll.

She sat in a huge chair and looked as different Pokemon got into the water and sighed with content, specifically a male Poliwhirl.

"Eww!" said Mew.

"What?" he asked.

"Did you just pee in the pool?"

Poliwhirl gasped at said accusation. "No!" he fired back. "Why would you dare say such a thing?!"

"The way you sighed...it sounds like I do if I pee in a body of water," said Mew as she put on a pair of swimming goggles. She jumped into the water and sighed. "I just peed in the pool!" she said in a sing-song voice and laughed. The other Pokemon, on the other hand, weren't laughing; they were disgusted and left the water complaining about how bad manners she had.

"You're gross," said the Poliwhirl.

"And you have no mouth!" giggled Mew. She examined Poliwhril from front and back and said, "You know, you're kinda weird shaped."

"Excuse me?!" said Poliwrath, not taking the comment well. "Do you want me to use hydro pump on you?!"

"Where would the water come from, silly? You haven't got a mouth!" tittered Mew. She zoomed in closer to Poliwhirl and looked at his two small nostrils between his eyes.

"What are you looking at now?" he asked with a sweat drop.

"Your nose; it's in between your eyes," she commented. "Like, what's up with that? Oh, snap, I just made a joke! XD"

Poliwhirl just shook his body no and Mew poked his eyeball! He recoiled and said, "Don't do that! Your hands were in the water you peed in!"

"Sorry!" said Mew as she extended her hands out for a hug. She hugged the slimy amphibian-like Pokemon and groaned with disgust. "Eww! You're slimy!"

"Naturally," said Poliwhirl.

"Why do you have gloves? Did you steal them from Mario?" asked Mew.

"Who?" asked Poliwhirl.

"Ya know, 'Itsa me, Mario!'"

"Hmmm...nope, never heard of him," answered Poliwhirl.

"WHAT?!" screeched Mew, causing others to look at her. "Fine!" she slapped Poliwhirl's spiral belly and saw a Golduck. "Hi, how's it going? Cute head thing. Looks like something a woman from India would wear. Or maybe you stole it off of Persian's head!"

"I'ma use mah fury swipes!" said the ghetto Golduck, but Mew used confusion and lowered his claws.

"Shhh. Take it easy and relax," she suggested as she lead him to one of the reclining chairs. She hugged him and poked the tip of his blue tail and he giggled. She pushed him onto the chair and used her physic powers to fold the chair so he couldn't get out.

"Tee hee!" she giggled. She stood there for 10 minutes and got bored and undid her powers. She hugged Golduck again and an Octillery approached her.

"What are you doing?!" said the female cephalopod (the class that octopus, squid, cuttlefish, etc. are in).

"Hi!" said Mew. "What's up?"

"You just squished my boyfriend!" said the Octillery.

"Is your name Hilary?" asked Mew.

"Um...what?" said the red octopus.

"Hilary the Octillery! It's so fetch!" said Mew.

"Stop saying fetch; fetch is not gonna happen!" said Octillery. "And no, my name is Sushi."

"Su...SHI?!" screamed Mew with obstreperous (noisy and difficult to control) laughter.

"Yeah! What of it?" said Octillery.

"Your name is hilarious!" said Mew. "That's why I'm laughing!" She wrapped her arms around Sushi and hugged her then threw her into the water, causing her to expel ink out of fright.

The door to the room the swimming pool was in opened and a Mankey came out.

"Hi!" said Mew as she stood on her feet and looked into Mankey's red eyes. "What's your name?"

"Get lost!" he said as he pushed her aside.

"How rude of you!" screamed Mew as she used pound and knocked over Mankey. She entangled his tail with hers and hugged him and poked his pig nose.

"Stop it! I'm gonna-" He was engulfed in light and evolved into Primeape! He used his boxing glove and punched Mew in the face, causing her eye to go black.

"Hey! What's the big idea!" she said. "That was not nice of you!"

"You're making me mad!" screamed Primeape, but Mew had an idea. She teleported a huge bunch of bananas for Primeape and he went berserk over them.

"Looks like he's bananas for bananas!" said Mew with a little dance. All the sudden, someone threw something at her.

"Your joke sucks!" said the figure.

Mew: Who did that?!

GPS: I don't own Pokemon!

Mew: Tell me!