Mew: Where have you BEEN?!
Me: Life. Just...yeah. *hugs*
Mew: *hugs back*
Mew took to the sky and then hit Pidgeot hard in the stomach.
"OWW!" screamed Mew as she was floating under Pidgeot's stomach. "Watch where you're flying!"
Pidgeot did not look amused by Mew's antics in the least bit. It was quite noticeable that he felt the pain of the collision, but it obviously hurt Mew way more.
"Hey, are you crazy?" shouted the Pidgeot as he looked at Mew. "Watch you're flying!"
"No, you were in the way of where I was flying," Mew defended herself. "So you should be the one apologizing."
Pidgeot's wing began to glow and tried to strike it at Mew, but Mew was able to teleport out of the way and landed on top of the massive bird Pokemon.
"You have such a cute hairstyle!" giggled Mew as she began to twirl the feathers of his red and yellow crest. It was extremely soft and it looked like a windsock as Pidgeot was flying.
"Stop that!" commanded Pidgeot as he tried to shake Mew off of him. "Get your nasty fingers off of my hair!"
Mew did not like that she was being rejected; who couldn't love her? She was such a sweet pink kitten and she believed that her power of giving excellent hugs was something that was not bestowed upon her by accident. She extended her tiny arms and tried her best to hug the giant bird.
"What are you doing?!" called out the gigantic bird.
"Giving you a sweet hug," commented Mew. "I like birds. I like how they flap their wings while I can just levitate!" She giggled and began to roll on the back of Pidgeot. She was having so much fun 2,000 feet in the air.
"Fine, you jerk!" screamed Mew as she her eyes turned blue and used psychic. She sent Pidgeot 84092 feet in the opposite direction of he was flying and turned into a twinkle in the sky. She giggled with satisfaction and found a flock of Spearow and Fearow.
"Hey, how's it going?" she asked as she looked a the birds. They looked so adorable but at they same time they looked crabby and needed some cheering up.
"Get lost, you wingless pink Zubat!" said one of the Spearow. Mew flew over to one of the Spearow who tried to peck her and she giggled like a coquettish school girl.
"Silly birdies," she said as she she wrapped her hands around the Spearow who stopped flying when she hugged him. The two of them began to fall and the other bird Pokemon began to follow.
"LET GO!" shouted the angry Fearow who was starting to use drill peck on Mew. The bird's sharp beak kept hitting Mew and she squealed in pain.
"THAT'S IT!" she said in anger. Her cheeks began to sparkle with electricity and she unleashed thunderbolt on all of the Spearows and Fearow. She sighed with relief after she did that attack and giggled as she watched them all start to fall to the ground. She figured she'd be nice and used her psychic powers to create pink spheres for them to land on like she did in the first movie.
"That was fun!" she teeheed and began to move onward in the sky. Maybe it was time to find another place to explore Pokemon besides the sky. But where to next?
