Mew was flying high in the sky like a little asteroid made of adorable pinkness. She saw smoke coming out of the horizon and she was curious to know what was causing it. So of course curiosity got the better of Mew's interest and she began to fly in the direction of.

"Hmm, it doesn't smell like a barbecue, because if it did, I would've been invited!" she squeaked as she began to approach the smoke even more, but then began to realize that it was not what she thought it was. It was instead a volcano!

"Cool!" she said as she approached the volcano and investigated it. Thankfully Mew as immune to fire from the volcano because she had the gene to withstand very hot temperatures. She was the ancestor of all Pokemon, so would you expect any less?

Mew looked around and she saw a lot of fire Pokemon that were lying next to a crater that was filled with liquid-hot magma. A few Pokemon were even soaking inside of the lava to relax and Mew thought this was very unusual, but then again, they were fire Pokemon.

"HI!" she shrieked at the top of her voice, causing every single Pokemon in the area to look at the crazy kitten.

"Oh, so you must be Bethany that he was talking about?" said a Magmar as she looked at Mew.

"Who?!" shrieked Mew as she looked at Magmar. "Who the heck is Bethany, you duck and Charizard put together?" She hovered around Magmar and giggled as she saw the Pokemon more closely. "You have cute shackles around your feet. Where did you get them from!?"

"I was born with them," said Magmar, irritated. "So are you not Bethany?"

"Who is Bethany?!" shrieked Mew as she was about to lose her cool, which she already did thanks to being in this hot volcano.

"Bethany is a Macgargo who has a necklace made of diamonds and has a shell made of designer rocks," explained the Magmar.

"What makes rocks designer brand?" asked Mew as she looked around and began to sweat despite the fact that the heat wasn't really bothering her.

"They were manufactured in Sinnoh, okay? If you are not Bethany, please leave!"

"Not until I get a hug from you!" Mew extended her hands out and hugged Magmar, but as soon as she did, she was engulfed in flames.

"Ahhh, so toasty," said Mew as she was floating there on fire.

"Are you okay?" asked the Magmar. "Because you're literally on fire."

Mew smelled the air. "Is that why it smells like a barbecue in here?" She then took ten seconds to realize that she was on fire and started screaming really loudly before doing the stop, drop, and roll technique, accidentally farting while doing so and caused herself to explode!

Magmar looked at Mew and sighed. Silly Pokemon. Magmar used Psychic and shook Mew until the flames were gone. She began to pant and looked at Magmar. "How do dare you put out the flames?!" She inhaled and used bubblebeam on Magmar, causing steam to form when it hit her body. Mew giggled and looked around the volcano and saw the baby version, Magby.

"Hi, cutey, what's your name?" asked Mew as she set her cute feet on the surface of the ground. It was hot, like walking over coals.

"Shaquilla," said the Magby. "What's yours?"

"How do you not know me? I'm your mom, Mew!"

"No you aren't!" screamed Shaquilla as she used flamethrower on Mew. Mew took out a marshmallow and used the heat to roast it. It was so delicious and she hugged Shaquilla.

"Thank you so much! That was an awesome marshmallow!" She floated up in the air and began spinning Shaquilla into the air until the Magby was accidentally let go and fell in the lava pit.

"Oops..." said Mew as she looked at the Pokemon. Was Shaquilla still alive?

"I'm okay!" said the Magby as she brushed off the dirt that caught on fire. She got out and began to chase her friend Slugma. Mew went over and looked at Slugma.

"Hi, you are just a trail of lava," said Mew as she laughed at Slugma. It was literally a glob of lava shaped like a slug!

"And you are a floating idiot!" said Slugma as he stuck his tongue out at Mew. Mew just sighed in frustration and said,

"Do you want a hug?" Before she did that, Mew wrapped her arms around the lava. Mew was once again ignited and screeched!

"IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE!" Mew conjured a gigantic iceberg that was 200 times taller than she was and weighed about 34 tons. She pushed it gently and it fell into the lava, immediately causing the room to be filled with steam. She coughed and couldn't see and within 30 seconds, the entire iceberg had melted!

She screamed as she used ice beam on the central crater filled with lava. The lava hardened and it was now 23 F (-5 C) in the volcano.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" screamed a voice.