This story was last updated on November 26, 2022.
Mew had flown all the way home and she needed to take a shower as she was covered with remnants from the waste of the dumpster and the ice cream factory. While the water began to fall on her, she started to sniffle a bit as she thought of all the Pokemon who denied her hugs and were being so mean to her. She honestly did not think she was a problem and others just needed to accept her.
"Sniff...I just want someone to play and have fun with me, but the only one who really wants to do something like with me is that weirdo Azelf," Mew said as the pink water splashed on her fur. She had to fart again and let it out in the shower before she decided to go somewhere else and have fun with the other Pokemon. After she left her room and looked out the window, a piece of paper smacked her in the face!
"Oh, no, what's going on?!" she cried out as she took it off her face and sighed with relief when she was able to see again. She turned the paper over to see there was writing on it.
"Join us for our third annual concert!" Mew read. "We, the Normal 2 Fairy group will be singing and we would love you to join us as we play at the Luminose City Café." Mew smiled with that idea and she figured it was time to get ready since it occured today. She teleported to the largest city in the Pokemon world that was based on Paris, France and she headed for the café that was managed by Pokemon.
"Oh, my goodness!" Mew giggled as she saw the Pokemon who were in the concert. It was an Igglybuff, Jigglypuff, and Wigglytuff on one end, and on the other end, there was a Cleffa, a Clefairy, and a Clefable. They each had a microphone and they began to sing when they stopped when Mew abruptly teleported into the café.
"Well, excuse you for interrupting us so rudely!" the Wigglytuff said as he held onto the microphone. "Psychic types, am I right? They feel they haave the right to teleport anywhere where they wanna!"
Mew turned around so fast that her tail knocked over Wigglytuff's microphone stand, which had a domino effect and knocked down the other five stands. The audience started clapping at how funny it was.
"Hi!" Mew said as she went over to Wigglytuff. "Wow! You look so cute with your Bugs Buneary ears and that tuff of hair is so adorable!"
Wigglytuff turned red when she said that about him. Mew flew up to him and she began to play with his ears. "Stop that!" he demanded. Mew, naturally, ignored him and she rubbed the hair.
"Wow! It says you're so soft that others don't wanna separate from you!" She hugged Wigglytuff and smiled. "Wow, the rumors are true!" She moved onto Jigglypuff and she giggled. "You are so adorable; like a cute pink fluffy cue ball with eyes and hands and feet!"
"Shut up, you're so annoying!" Jigglypuff said as she double slapped Mew. Mew screeched and covered her face and said,
"I just wanna hug you!" She endured the slaps and approached the other and embraced her, getting a snicker from Wigglytuff and Clefable. Mew sighed with relief as she loved the way Jigglypuff felt and she moved on to Igglybuff.
"Wow! Why do your eyes not match your evolutions?" asked Mew. "They are red and black! And that swirl! Girl, what you be doing to get that cute swirl?"
Mew extended his hand and she pulled on Igglybuff's fur and it made a boing sound. Mew giggled and hugged the small Pokemon with a cheesy smile on her face.
Igglybuff did not like that and used pound on Mew, causing Mew to scream. Mew retaliated by using psychic and she sent the three Igglybuff evolutions to the audience, causing some of them to knock over the tables. The audiece got mad and started throwing coffee in their cups at Mew and she was splattered with coffee!
"Stop! I just want to hug other Pokemon!" Mew explained as she wanted affection. She went ignored the booing and went over to Cleffa and said, "Look at your big ol brown ears! You're shaped like a star and are so adorable!" She took the microphone and started to sing her favorite rap song.
"Shut up! Nobody wants to hear your shrilly voice sing," Cleffa said and Mew used her tail to wrap around the other's small tail. Mew loved the way the other felt and Clefairy approached the other and she said to Mew,
"Stop being weird with my sister, you flying hairless mole-rat thing!"
Mew gasped at that and Mew said, "Oh, my gosh, you're so adorable! I love your nails, you painted them blue!"
"Girl, I painted these myself!" Clefairy said as she showed Mew her nails and then snapped her fingers the best she could in a sassy manner. "I don't wanna admit this, but that was really funny what you did with the Igglypuff family."
"Thanks! I just do this by default whenever someone rejects me!" Mew chirped and clapped her hands.
She went over to Clefable and she said, "You got a cute pair of wings!"
"Thanks, girl! I like wearing tutus and pretending to be the sugar plum fairy!" Clefable admitted.
"That is so cute! I wanna picture you doing that!" Mew said. She hugged Clefable and the audiece started booing.
"Stop hugging, Mew! Go to the S.O.H.A!" a Pidove said as he used feather dance on Mew. Mew gasped and she hugged the other and said,
"Don't tell me to go to that meeting!" Mew cried. "I don't wanna admit that I have a hugging problem because I don't have a hugging problem! The problem is that others don't wanna accept my hugs!"
"Maybe you need to-" A Hoothoot said.
"Stop!" Mew cried as others threw pastries at her. "I just took a shower!"
"You're gonna need another one after we're done with you!" A Haxorus shouted as they threw more scones and bagels at Mew, as well as some other French desserts.
Mew used her psychic powers and the coffee pot started shooting hot water at Haxorus, but considering it was basically a water move, it didn't do much damage! Mew started crying and she left the café.