Mew decided that it was best to go home and get some rest before she went off on another adventure. She still smelled like pastries and coffee and honestly, she smelt kinda good. But she sighed as she got in the shower again, even though she would probably end up getting dirty. After she was cleaned, she went outside and saw a mountain in the distance.

"I wonder what kinda Pokemon can be found there," she trailed off as she began to fly towards there. As soon as she went outside, Mew collided with a Farfetch'd.

"Rude pink thing!" he said with a cool Canadian accent. "Watch where you are going when you take to the sky!"

Mew looked at the duck and smiled and said, "Why are you holding an onion stick? I hate onions, so I bet you smell like cheap burgers that are loaded with onions!"

"Gurl, you best shut that hole in your face or I'm gonna smack you with it!" Farfetch'd responded with anger. How dare someone make fun of his green onion!

"And risk possibly breaking it? You aren't the brightest, you know?" Mew commented as she went to hug Farfetch'd who was flapping his wings.

"WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME!" he demanded while shouting at 118 decibels, no longer falling the stereotype of Canadian polite.

"Because you need some love, silly! I'm your ancestor and I love you!" Mew said.

Soon, the Farfetch'd smacked her with the onion and flew somewhere else. Mew cried and headed for the mountain. She saw that there was a training ground going on with Geodude, Graveler, Golem, Onix, and Steelix.

"Hi!" Mew shouted and it reached their ears at 123 decibels.

"Ow, stop screaming, we see you already!" Golem said as she was covering her face near where her theoretical ears were.

"How can you be so loud and so small at the same time?" Onix roared as he opened his mouth and peered at Mew with anger in his eyes.

"Boy, how do your boulders stay together?" asked Mew as she flew towards the other's midsection to examine the huge boulders. "Is there superglue attaching them to one another or what?"

"My spinal chord goes from my tail to my head and it goes through each rock!" Onix roared.

"Really? That is so cool!"" she commented as she looked at Steelix. "Look at you! You have an overbite and teeth! Why would you need teeth?"

"AN OVERBITE!" the Steelix shouted as she was angry now. "I didn't have a retainer to help my teeth!"

"Girl, tell me something new," Mew giggled as she went up to the other and hugged her head. "You feel like I'm hugging a tin foil covered rock!"

Steelix was angry and shook her head to get the other off of her and now Mew flew up to Onix. She hugged the fin on top of Onix's head and began to spin on top of it.

"Look at me! I'm a ballerina hood ornament!" she proclaimed.

Onix shook off the other and used dragonbreath, but the attack didn't do much damage because Onix did not get a same type attack bonus and had horrible special attack. Mew went over to Geodude and smiled.

"Why are you smiling at me like that?" Geodude said as he did not like the way he was being looked at.

"Because, you are floating and you're a rock and for some odd reason, I find that hilarious!" giggled Mew as she looked at the small rock Pokemon. She went over and wrapped her tail around the other's left bicep made of rock and said, "Oww, you're so stony!"

"Duh, stupid, I'm made of stone!" Geodude said as he was about to punch Mew, but Mew grabbed Geodude with her tail and span around really fast and let go so it would hit Onix in the face.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Onix said as it was now even angrier.

"Starting a fight because none of you will hug me!" Mew shouted to the three Pokemon that she hugged and didn't get any response from. She used her psychic and caused them to fall into a fissure she opened, leaving her with Graveler and Golem.

She appeared next to Graveler and said, "Why do you have four arms?""

Graveler sweat dropped as he was scared that he may do something wrong to upset the other. "Um, to hug you!" was all he could rapidly say and he held Mew in his top pair of arms.

"Yay!" Mew cheered as she felt the stony embrace of the other Pokemon. She was glad that someone was accepting of her hugs and she in turn turned around and hugged the other, giggling at the short legs. "Your legs are so stubby! How do you move around with those short things?"

"We mostly roll down mountains, and not caring one bit if we hit something along the way like you!" Graveler admitted, gulping as he knew that was the wrong thing to say.

"WHAA-why would you wanna hit me?!" asked Mew s her lower lip began to quiver as she took that to heart.

"I...I didn't say that!" Graveler fibbed to avoid getting in trouble.

"Yes you did!" Mew countered. "You are a jerk! And jerks deserve this!" She used her psychic powers and sent Graveler over to the horizon where all the other Pokemon who had fallen. He looked at all the others and said,

"Did Mew use her psychic powers on you, too, because she got upset?"

"Yep," Seadra said. "Well, she swung me around underwater and sent me launching."

"Don't you need to get back in the water?" asked Graveler.

"This is an anime, so logic means nothing," said the water type.

Mew was looking at Golem and flew around and observed the other's round body.

"You look heavy! I wanna crack you open to see what you look like under that shell!" She pulled a stick of dynamite out of nowhere and lit it and hid from the other so the blast wouldn't hurt her, but the explosion did nothing to the rock type.

"Hey, what gives!" the Golem said as she rolled over to Mew. "Where did you send Graveler?"

Mew hugged Golem's small head and said, "Straight over the horizon with the others, but it's okay; it won't hurt one bit because what is logic!" She sent Golem over the horizon and that was the end of that. She sighed with satisfaction as she got more hugs out of her and decided to find some more Pokemon to hug.