This is the Robin Hood Story we need, but not the one we deserve.
Adrien of Agreste returns to England after fighting in the crusades, to find his home repossessed by the Greedy Prince Hawkmoth. Adrien along with Maid Marinette, and his loyal men in tights are out to stop Hawkmoth's reign of tyranny, win true love, defend their rights, protect the forest, introduce folk dancing, and creates rights available for all Anglo-Saxons.
Try to stick to the jokes as best as possible.
Whose Who:
Robin of Locksley - Adrien of Agreste
Asneeze - Ninyes ( I don't care what Nino's dad name is, Ninyes is now his name)
Achoo - Nino
Maid Marian of Bhagel - Maid Marinette of Cheng
Blinkin - Plagg (he's blind)
Little John - Little Ivan
Will Scarlet O'Hara - Nathaniel Scarlet O'Hara
Broom Hilda - Tikki or Alya your pick
Prince John - Prince Hawkmoth
Sheriff of Rottingham - Sheriff of Paris (Theo)
Latrine - Mendeliev or Chloe you pick
Rabbi Tuckman - Buddist Monk Fu ( what do they title those)
King Richard - ... I don't rightly know...