PART III - THE CLIMAX

Okay, this part is a bit hard to explain, but I'll do my best. So Fred's standing in front of Amos, right? Alright, that's simple. Now, Amos in standing in front of Frederick, and his schlong is pointing upwards to the sky, cause he's hard, you know, but of course, Lucina's still on it, so like, he keeps bending and unbending his knees to make Lucina slide up and down his cock so that he doesn't have to keep thrusting. He does this to sexually stimulate himself so that he keeps cumming in his waifu, who's still getting inflated by the way. Alright, glad that's explained, now we're ready to go back to the story.

Just kidding, I still have to explain that both Amos and Fred are in battle position with their weapons in hand. Okay, now we're good.

Frederick now starts executing a rapid motion of putting his feet in front of each other, which gives him considerable forward velocity. As he does this, he moves the arm with which he holds his Silver Lance back, with the intention of thrusting forward with his Silver Lance once his horizontal position nears Amos Bitch 69's, which would allow Frederick to possibly impale his enemy, securing a victory, and liberating Chrom's heir from a scaly dragun phallus.

However, Amos swings his hips sideways to whack Frederick with Lucina's body - which now weights well over twice the median weight of women her age - knocking him onto the ground.

- You're nothing, Frederick, I will end you tyranny now! But shooting you would be too easy, for you are like a little baby. Watch this!

Suddenly, the ground beneath their feet start sinking into the depths of the Earth until it becomes nothing, a featureless void. The sky and the cloud and the sun, they all exit stage left and the characters are now standing in a blue and yellow mist of some sort.

Nearly 1000 Nowis rise up from below, one for every year she's lived

Every second, Lucina's body grows from semen injection

When the clock reaches 12:00, the birds all come together to form Henry, beloved

Mogalls come out of their hiding place to execute the process of division

You start to forget your most beloved memory

Some sound travels to your ears

THE FUNK OF FORTY THOUSAND YEARS

Everything you thought you know is now known by no one except you, and they all doubt your credibility

Rawr, that's dragun for every man that's ever bled

You fell in warfare, now your soldiers are chocolate bars

to be a faggot hidden in a shed

Unfortunately, I've had enough of this, now it's time for the MARTY PARTY, get in your cars

Charizard is nowhere to be seen except inside some woman's womb

Kira, who the fuck is she, some gnarly tomb?

Satan reaps your soul and blows your dick

Nothing left for you or your family, the world eats Jimmy as he starts to dance with a bear on the moon and Patrick, he flips the bird to Frederick. It's at this point herealizes what a grave mistake he made. Everything: Amos, Chrom, Lucina, Lissa, it was all a ruse. Chrom was fucked by Bitch so that his daughter could be penetrated by that very sameman, who is now about to kill him! If only he could escape this fanfic, but he can't. It's too late! He shouts:

- FUCK ME I'M GONNA DIE IN THREE PARAGRAPHS!

The father of God scolds him for the creation of the Divine Faggot, also known as the Great Faggot, but he is not as great as Gurmanaffe thechristian, the antichrist, or Macho Man Randy Savage. No one in the lands know what is the source of AIDS, since the land is run by ferocious tigers and fleas and arthropods that can summon thunder with their eyes. With no one to trust but DEJIME, emijed keeps the ball for himself and the grasshopper goes home with nothing but his top hat and fake mustache. Even his pride has gone down the shitter.

And you! Why the fuck are you reading this piece of shit? Why did I even write this? For a contest or something? What am I even competing for, a million bucks? If I had one wish, I'd ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss. Don't be like me, GO OUTSIDE. Yesterday, I went to a restaurant filled with hot bitches. Why don't you go there and plow them all? You goddamn stallion, you!

Lucina's internal organs have long since been destroyed, but now her skin breaches and she explodes in a tsunami of semen! Everything is engulfed within. The waves of cum flood the universe and take Frederick to an undignified death, as he drowns in baby juice. Soon everything is naught but cum, and time stops, since there is no longer use for time, as nothing can be either created or destroyed or set to motion, and it all fades to black. Was this the work of Amos Bitch 69?

How the fuck should I know?

Iris-in to Amos looking at the camera, smirking and giving a thumbs up, saying:

- You did it!

THE END