Crazy trouble with love part 6

Penthesilea and Shirou

Series: Fate Stay

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-Emiya Residence-

We find ourselves near the house as a figure in blue observed the area from atop a tree. And what was this figure looking at you ask yourself? Well it was a boy doing some gardening in the back.

Said boy made sure each of the flowers and vegetables got enough water before moving on to plucking weeds out he came across. After a while he decided to dig some dead plants out of the ground. He tossed them to the side while wiping the sweat from his brow. "Man this is hard work."

He dug more and more while taking rocks and other junk from the holes.

Clink!

The boy blinked as he hit something hard and metallic in sound quality. He dug more dirt out while trying to see just what it was. As he digged deeper he noticed a chain buried in the ground. "How'd a chain get all the way down here?"

He tried to pull but found it was stuck to something as he could only get half of the chain out, which was longer then his entire body to boot! 'Wow, this is really long, I'm amazed it isn't rusted over.'

The figure looked on before jumping behind him as the body started to pull out two spiked chain balls with an orange core with in the spikes. The figure smirked and held up a long red spear before the boy started to slowly turn around. "Looks like your luck has run out."

He went wide eyed before accidentally landing on one of the spikes as his hand got pierced. "Ow!"

'That's gotta hurt.' The figure said with a shudder as blood flowed from the hand and down the weapon. 'But that doesn't change anything.' "Say your prayers."

He gulped while feeling death coming for him. "W-Who are you?!"

"Lancer, the last person you'll ever see." He said while the weapon started to glow red.

"Why are you doing this?!"

"Nothing personal, but a certain annoyance told me to kill you." He said while the weapon vanished into red particles.

"Lancer? But you don't have a lance!"

"This is my lance idiot!"

He gulped before asking something that he would later regret. "Are you Achilles or something?! Why are you trying to kill me with that thing?!"

He was about to say something when he heard a beastial roar from behind him.

"Achilles!" Growled a shortish woman, who was about the boy's height, with silver hair, yellow eyes that were now blackened on the edges, a A cup chest covered by a single strip of white cloth going from side to side, a strange necklace of iron, two blue bands crossing near her hair and tied around the hair like a bow, a single black metal thong like thing covering her crotch as two red and gold pieces of cloth hung from her small hips, a cross shaped leather sword holder with white fur on the sides was situated near her toned stomach as two swords, one with a red hilt and one with a blue hilt, hung over iron plates with spikes on them, her boots were of iron with a long black curved spike at the tip and little ones near the knees and the purple knee guards. Her hands were covered in gauntlets with blackish gray spikes curving down towards her elbows as three curved blades extended passed her hands, each one holding the same weapon the boy dug up moments before. "Achilles."

They went wide eyed with Lancer staring more at the exposed skin with the boy blushing.

"Achilles. Achilles Achilles Achilles ACHILLES!" She roared in rage before attempting to strike the figure with the ball and chains.

"Woah!" he jumped back while his lance reappeared and had to duck when the ball nearly took off his head.

She roared again before attacking again and again with inhuman strength. "ACHILLES!"

"Hey! Watch it with that missy, you might poke your eye out." he mocked with a smirk. Only to have his lance knocked out of his hands as the ball grazed his face.

She dropped it before charging at him with her hands and started slashing at the man with unrelenting rage. "ACHILLES!"

The boy watched while stunned and totally lost. 'W-What's going on?! Who are these people?!'

The girl then ran up to him and clawed at his face. "ACHILLES! ACHILLES ACHILLES ACHILLES ACHILLES ACHILLES!"

"Yeow! Quit calling me that you little girl!"

She roared again before her body erupted into a reddish aura. "NOBLE PHANTASM: OUTRAGE AMAZON, A HERO TO DIE BY MY RAGE!" She then attacked him again and again before dealing the final blow in a single punch which spilt massive amounts of blood. "ACHILLES!"

"GAH!" he let out before flying backwards and crashed into the house.

She growled before jumping moving at him and started to beat him up. All the while the boy looked at the scene in shock and horror.

"Oh god, I gotta call the police!" He said before seeing the man getting thrown into the sky as the woman looked at him.

"Achilles? Achilles?" She said while cracking her neck. "Achilles?"

He gulped as the woman walked towards him.

Her eyes slowly returned to normal as she took a better look at him. "..."

"Um...hi?"

"My apologies." She said in a rugged tone. "I wasn't myself."

"Uh…..n-no problem." he gulped nervously.

She looked him over. "What kind of warrior are you? Trojan? Thebian?"

"Japanese."

"...what?" She asked while picking up her weapon and placed it on her back. "What sort of warrior or people is this Japanese?"

He blinked. "Uh….just….who are you anyway?"

"Berserker." She said with a frown. "Or Penthesilea the Amazon queen."

"What?"

"Figures you don't know me, I'm not like my sister Hippolyta."

"Who?"

"Hippolyta, my elder sister."

"Huh?"

"...you're not bright are you boy?"

He frowned. "Just where did you come from? And why did you have to send that nutjob into my house making a hole!?"

"I'm from Libya, and I was in a rage when that man tried to kill you." She frowned. "Now if you excuse me I need to find my master and maybe 'that' man."

He looked confused before seeing her walk off, and saw her little butt.

She then stopped. "One question."

"Yes?" He asked before seeing the woman turning around.

"Where exactly am I?"

He fell down anime style and stood up with a sweatdrop. "Japan."

"Is that anywhere near Libya or Troy?"

"I don't think so."

"..." she grabbed him by the shoulders. "Are you a resident from the world beyond the world?" 'Did I get summoned by a monster or a god?'

"No."

"Then what are you?!"

"Shirou Emiya!"

"..."

"Hello?"

"It's a fine name. Perfect for a warrior like you." She said while letting go. "But tell me where I can set camp."

Shirou blinked. "What?"

"To set up a camp. Judging from the amount of plant life I'm somewhere in the woods and away from the nearest city state." she said while looking very serious.

"No, you're actually in my backyard."

"...you hunt here?"

"No, I grow vegetables here."

"..." she looked at him before frowning. "Weakling, you need more then plants to survive."

He frowned. "Well you're the one trespassing, I'm glad you saved me from him, but you're still committing a crime."

Penthesilea blinked before walking away. "I committed no crime, I just came here by a mage's request."

"Mage…..like tou-san?"

"To-what?"

"My dad."

"Then why not say it then?" She asked before seeing a mark on his left hand and went wide eyed. 'He has it! The command seal!'

"I did say it, that's just japanese."

"Alright….master." She said before bowing a little. "As you command."

"...what?"

"You are my master." She frowned. "Is that so hard to understand?"

"It's not that!"

"Then why are you so confused?!"

Shirou looked a little uncertain himself. "Um….because you called me master and it has another meaning."

She blinked. "What do you mean?"

"Uh….nothing, but why are you suddenly calling me that now?"

"The command seal on your arm." She said before it clicked in her head. "I don't mean that foolish master!"

"Ah! Sorry sorry!"

"Just be cautious." She said before walking towards the house. "Wait….what's this hut doing here?!"

He sweatdropped. "I just said that's my house."

"...looks plain." She said while walking in and saw a woman sleeping in the ground, before kicking her. "WAKE UP SLACKER!"

"AHHH!"

(Five days later)

"Quit hogging all the rice!" growled Taiga.

"No." Penthesilea said while eating a massive bowl of rice. "I'm hungry."

"Then go out and hunt for something." she scoffed while grabbing the bowl and tugged it towards herself.

She tugged as well while Shirou sweat dropped at the scene. "I'm a queen and a growing Amazon! And I'll hunt you if you don't let me eat!"

"Penthesilea, can you please stop antagonizing Taiga?"

"She started it!"

"Well she HAS had less tonight."

"Still she can go hunt something. She's named after a cat after all so why can't she just act like this tiger creature?"

"...you got a point." Shirou joked.

"Oi! Don't go taking her side! She's the 'all powerful and mighty amazon' so I say if she's so hungry she can hunt a deer down." frowned Taiga.

Penthesilea stood still before looking down with her hair shadowing her face. "My sister died hunting."

"Huh?"

"She was speared by accident….by….me…" she spoke before standing up and walked out of the room without a word.

Shirou looked at Taiga while said woman was floored. "No dinner tomorrow."

"What? Shirou I didn't know that."

"Still, I think it was pushing it." He said before getting up. "You wait here, and don't eat until I come back."

She looked down as Shirou went down the hall where the amazon went. Only to see said woman looking out a window.

"Hippolyta….I'm sorry." She muttered. "I shouldn't have come with you that day." she gripped her hands while looking close to tears. "And I'm sorry for not dying an honorable death on the fields of Troy." 'I wish I could see you one more time.'

"Um, Penthesilea?"

She turned to him while some tears went down her cheeks. "Master? Is something wrong?"

"I came to see if you were alright."

"Oh." She said while looking away. "I see….I'm fine….no need to be concerned with me."

He sat down next to her with concern on his face. "Taiga-nee didn't mean to say something like that, and neither of us really knew it was….a soft spot for you."

Penthesilea sat down on the ground. "...it was an accident. We were hunting deer for fun and I was cocky." She looked at Shirou. "I thought I could get a stag and I mistook Hippolyta for a stag and….she didn't move after the spear hit her heart."

He saw her sniffle and look down before putting a hand on her back. "You didn't know, it was just an accident."

"I know but I was...in grief and I wanted to die." She sniffled. "That's why I went to Troy to die...but all I wanted….was to see her again. Oh gods….why?! Why did I do that to my eldest sister?!" she cried into her hands while shaking.

Shirou felt bad for her while giving her a hug.

"M-Master?"

"It's alright to feel sad, just let it out and you'll feel better." He said while Penthesilea cried into his shirt.

"Why?! Why was I cursed with tragedy?!"

"We are humans, it happens even to the most lucky of people." Shirou said while remembering his father. "Even me."

She cried while gripping him tightly and felt her tears soak into the shirt.

After a long two hours of crying she hiccupped and felt her throat getting hoarse. "Why…?"

"It'll be alright, I promise."

"..." she looked up and nodded. "For a man...you're too kind."

He smiled. "Thanks, same with you."

She flicked his forehead. "Don't push it."

He rubbed the spot while seeing Taiga walk over while looking down and her hands behind her back.

"Penthesilea-san? I'm...sorry for making you upset."

"..."

"Look, I wanted to say I pushed it, and brought this." she held out the rice bowl.

"..."

"You can have the rest of the rice."

She blinked before getting up and patted her shoulder. "Thank you, you're a kind wild cat."

Her eye twitched hearing that. 'Ignore it, just let her have that one.'

"But you can have it." She said wiping away her tears. "You deserve it more then me, and…." she looked at the ground before saying. "I don't mind doing this…..friend."

"You sure?"

She nodded.

She shrugged. "Alright, but I might not be so charitable in the future." she teased.

"But I might." She muttered out loud. "Just don't try to smother me with your breasts."

"Hey!"

"They are too big." She said before walking off. "Like your striped hair."

She growled while seeing Shirou chuckle. "Keep that up and you might learn how many pictures of your 'sensei' I can stuff in your bag for your class."

He gulped at that while blushing. "Um…."

"I might also add some panties." she smirked.

"Uh, nevermind Taiga-nee."

"Good, now if you excuse me I'm going to reheat my rice." She said while walking off.

(One week later)

"This box is still so strange." muttered the amazon flipping through channels.

"Why?"

"It has souls in it." She said before seeing a movie called Troy on screen and saw a very familiar man. "...Achilles?!"

'Oh no not again!' he thought before grabbing the remote and turned it off.

"Achilles?!"

"Penthesilea, look it's Taiga!" He said pointing at said girl.

She turned and tackled her while acting like a wild cat. "ACHILLES!"

"Ah! I'm not him!"

"ACHILLES!" She roared before looking again and stopped. "......crap."

"Penthesilea, take deep deep breaths."

She did before looking at Taiga. "You look like a rug."

"HEY!"

"You too Taiga." Shirou said as the woman pouted.

Penthesilea looked at Shirou before getting up and sat next to him. "Sorry master, but he just ticks me off."

"Just keep this in mind, he's dead and can't hurt you anymore."

"But he might be summoned."

"But he isn't."

"...still I just hate him. Especially for mocking me and killing me! And one my first day of war as well! Who does that?!"

"Um….a sneak?"

"A bastard that's what!" She growled while cracking her knuckles. "If I ever see him again it will be too soon!"

Shirou sweatdropped while his eyes accidently looked at her chest. Before she noticed he looked away with a blush. 'Don't go staring like that, what are you a pervert?'

"Master, I think I should protect you at this 'school' you attend." She said with seriousness.

"Why?"

"For protection, your friend told me how you're being attacked by girls and that I would be a good bodyguard."

"..."

Taiga chuckled as she thought about the 'girls' taking Shirou away. 'Take that fangirls! He's not going with you rabid beasts!'

"So can I join you tomorrow?"

"Don't worry, I think I can handle them."

"Are you sure? You're not exactly…..strong." 'Or smart on certain topics.'

"Don't worry Penthesilea-chan, I'll be fine."

"Ch-what now?"

"Chan, it's a suffix for a close female."

"...like a concubine? If it is then I'm going to smack you later." She eye twitched.

"N-No! It's not like that at all!"

"Then explain." She said crossing her legs.

Shirou blushed while trying to say it as Taiga interrupted.

"It means he likes you."

"T-Taiga-nee!"

Penthesilea blinked once, twice, three times before blushing. "M-Master!?"

"Don't listen to her, she's crazy." he spoke with a chuckle while looking at his watch. "Oh look it's time for school, see you later!" before rushing out the door.

She stood there confused before looking at Taiga. "Explain to me everything you know. I need to help master and you're the only one that's close to him."

"Depends on what you mean by everything."

"I mean everything about chan and...hentai." 'I think that's the right term?'

She blinked in surprise. "Where'd you hear that word?"

"He was saying that yesterday, but his room was closed and he was making odd noises and it sounded like he was playing with a toy."

She blushed before chuckling. "Oh god! That's hilarious!"

Penthesilea cocked her head. "What?"

"I...I am gonna blow your mind."

(With Shirou)

"Ugh…." he groaned while laying on a table. "That was so embarrassing." 'I pray she doesn't kick my butt later.'

As he thought about that incident we find Sakura looking at him with a perverse smile.

'Sempai.'

(Later that day)

"I'm home!" Shirou called out while entering the house, only to hear nothing. "Hello? Taiga? Penthesilea-chan?"

"In here master." Spoke Penthesilea's voice from Taiga's bedroom.

He blinked before walking towards the room, only to hear the sounds of moaning coming from inside. He blushed and had a sinking feeling of turning around and walking away.

"Taiga, why are you showing me this?"

"Because I'm giving you a taste of this man's rod."

Shirou looked at the door before opening it. "Taiga don't…..what?"

Inside was Taiga, showing a very tall woman with a small set of hips and two D cup breasts, some people fucking on a tv screen.

"This is what men do? This is nothing like what happened to Hippolyta."

"Well this guy may not be Hercules but he's big for his age."

"True."

Shirou blushed and dropped his jaw.

"Oh hey master." The woman smiled while waving to Shirou. "Back from school already?"

"W-Who are you?!"

"How rude, I'm Penthesilea of the Amazons."

"...NANI?!"

"Apparently she changed into her adult form that she died in after getting flustered." Taiga explained. "She hates this form only because you know who killed her like this, but she's ok if you see it. After all she's a fast learner."

"...again NANI?!"

"Master, I know why you call me chan and moan at night."

He gulped. "Uh….Oh no I think someone's at the door, be right there!"

She grabbed him by the shirt. "Stay."

"Yeah Shirou, otherwise she'll get lonely." teased Taiga.

Shirou gulped as Penthesilea looked at him in the eyes.

"You call me this things because…"

He gulped.

"You think I need a husband and you were going to have sex with a man to find the right one am I right?"

Cue anime fall from both non amazons.

"What?"

"That's not it at all!" spoke up Taiga with a tick mark. "He wants to have sex with YOU!"

"..." she blinked before turning red and nearly fainted. "W-W-WHAT?! B-But I thought he was trying to get ME a husband, not the other way around!"

"He's not gay!"

"But the blushing, the moaning, the running away, I thought….oh gods!"

"He did that from embarrassment, and probably cause he thought you'd castrate him."

"My sister does that, not me! And I thought he was interested in males because I thought he hated me!"

"I don't hate you Penthesilea-chan!" he spoke up in surprise. "Why would you even think that?"

"You run away from me." She blushed. "And you just don't seem interested in me, at all."

"I'm always interested in you, I even have a massive crush on you!" he blurted out before covering his mouth with a blush.

Penthesilea blushed red while feeling like her heart stopped for a second. 'Lord Ares preserve me!'

Taiga smirked before pushing the amazon into Shirou. "Just kiss already you two love birds!"

She let out a cry and landed in his arms while forced to look him in the eyes.

Shirou blushed while feeling like he got into a romantic drama episode. "Um...Penthesilea?"

"Master….I think I know why Hippolyta and...him felt that way about the opposite gender."

"Wh-"

Chu~

He blushed while getting kissed on the lips.

"Because they loved them, like me to you master...no, I mean Shirou...kun?"

"Way to go!" cheered Taiga.

They blushed before Penthesilea pulled him onto the ground and started to strip him.

"Please let me milk you."

Taiga went wide eyed before getting kicked out of the room as the door closed behind her. "Hey! Don't go making me an aunt just yet! Use the condoms I bought you!"

"I ate them." Penthesilea called out as Shirou moaned. "They were tasty candy."

Taiga facepalmed.

"Don't worry I'll make you a great grand aunt!" She moaned as Taiga jaw dropped and tried to open the door, only to find it was locked.

'Ahhh! Why did I teach her about sex!?'