Crazy trouble with love part 6
Shiishii and Kimihito
Series: My Daily Life with A Monster Girl
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Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong.
"Coming!"
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong.
"I said I'm coming!"
Ding ding ding dong.
The man opened it and looked to see a woman with black hair, shades, and a business suit. "Yes?"
"Is this the Kurusu residence?"
"Yes, who are you?"
"I'm Miss Smith, and I'm here to tell you about the great program you've just been set into." she smiled.
"...huh?" 'Is this a scam?'
"It's very important to your well being." she smiled before adjusting her shades. "It's a program you sighed up for when you moved into your home last month."
"I did?"
"Yes, and I have to say congratulations on becoming part of the Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill."
"...the what bill?"
She pulled a paper out of her pocket. "Take a look over it."
"Mmmm, I keep the house in exchange for….having a monster girl live with me?! What the hell?!"
"Bingo, and I think she's about to come very soon." she smiled.
"B-But I don't know the first thing about this, I never read the fine print on the bill!"
She sighed. "Well that's a shame, I know you just got your house, but if you don't want to then I'm afraid you have to live on the streets as MON takes your belongings as compensation. But you understand right?"
He gulped. "Uh….is this like those exchange programs with people?"
"Yes, but there are two rules."
"What?"
"No having sex without consent from both parties and no getting married until a year has passed." she smiled. "Other than that think of it like a new roommate and help introduce her to all sorts of human stuff and cultural ideas."
"Um, ok?"
"And not to mention the asses and melons you might fantasize over. There are a lot of girls to suit your fancy." she smiled while he turned red. "Just remember, no touching~"
He blushed again while not noticing a figure running into the house.
"By the way, it's possible to get more than one girl living with you, but you have to remember the rules or you might face fifteen to fifty years in prison." she looked back at a truck backing up to the house. "Ah, here she is now. Get ready to say hello."
The truck opened as it looked…...empty inside.
"Um, what am I looking at again?" Kimihito asked confused.
"What the, hey! Where is she!" Miss Smith called out to the driver.
"No idea, but I think the door opened up a few miles back."
"What?!" She yelled.
"I'll go get her." he got out and ran up the street while Miss Smith rubbed the bridge of her nose.
"Why didn't he check beforehand?!"
The sound of a vacuum cleaner was head as some dishes breaking on the floor echoed from the house.
The two shared a look before running into the house. Inside was a mess of a house with smashed furniture and breakable objects littering the floor as pipes came out from a hole in the wall.
"AHH! My house!"
"Hang on, I'll handle this." Miss Smith pulled out her gun and cocked it before walking in further.
As they got deeper they saw a girl with dark blue skin, red eyes, with purple hair that was in a long ponytail with two white puffballs at the end, wearing purple stockings with a yellow line near the top, black high heels, a circular hat with a white puffball in the center, a purple and white Chinese dress with consistency of a short skirt and two long shoulderless sleeves that covered her hands, a high B cup chest and medium sized ass. And the girl was running away from a vacuum cleaner that looked ready to explode.
"Aahhh! Get away from me you demon vacuum!"
"Hey! You were suppose to stay in the truck!" called Miss Smith with annoyance.
"I got bored! Plus he leave me near a cemetery!" She called out before ducking behind Kimihito. "IT GOING TO-"
KABOOM!
"...blow."
The two humans coughed from the dust getting on their faces.
"Um….oops?" She said before trying to run away. "I not clean this!"
"Stop!" called Miss Smith chasing her.
"Catch me!"
Bang!
She fell over and landed on her face. "Ow! My leg!"
"Hey! What the hell lady?!"
"Relax, I didn't hurt her."
"What hell lady?! That hurt!"
"Oh quit being so dramatic, your body can still stand even from a whole clip of these."
She grumbled while getting up and started hopping up and down as the bullet came out. "Still hurts. Bastard."
The boy paled and pointed at her. "You….you shot her! You actually shot her!"
"Yes, but I didn't do anything life threatening." Miss Smith shrugged. "After all she's a Jiang Shi."
"Jian-what?"
"A type of zombie that has stiff joints. They use yoga to fix that problem during the morning."
"Bitch hurts like hell!"
"They do this every few hours or they end up hopping around with their arms stretched out. She's the one I was bringing to you, but apparently SOMEONE wanted to break in and enter."
"Wanted to see husband. I see him now?" She asked while stretching a little bit.
Miss Smith pointed to the boy.
"...cute." She said with a grin.
"His name is Kimihito Kurusu, he'll be the one to keep an eye on you during your stay here."
"Bring home?"
"No."
"Aw, bitch." She muttered before saying. "Name Shiishii, wife."
"Roommate, no marrying until a year has passed." spoke Miss Smith with a sweatdrop.
"But he handsome." She said before walking towards the boy. "Sexy."
Kimihito blushed while seeing her give off a grin like a predator. "Uh...hello."
"Hello." She smiled happily. "Very cute."
"By the way, some zombie species can give birth." Miss Smith chuckled. "She's one of the lucky ones, but still no touching until later."
"T-Then stop bringing stuff like that up!" whispered Kimihito with a blush.
Shiishii looked him over before saying. "Strong cock? Horse or bull?"
He dropped his jaw while Miss Smith chuckled.
"I'll leave you two kids alone to get closer, but not too closer, have fun." She said before walking away.
"Husband? Hug?"
"Uh….ok?" He said before getting hugged very lightly.
"Toned. Butt soft."
Squeeze.
"Soft like sheep."
He jumped while she let go and smiled. "Uh….w-welcome to my house."
She nodded before bowing. "Sorry for trouble. Vacuum had hair."
'So that's what happened.' he thought. "So uh, where are you from?"
"China, capital."
"And what are your hobbies?"
"Yaoi, cosplaying, husband hunting, cooking too."
"Wait ,what was that last one?"
"Cooking?"
"Before that one."
"Yaoi?"
"After that one!"
"Cosplaying?"
"No not that one, the one after that one!"
"...husband hunting?"
"Yeah, that one." he sweatdropped.
"Find husband, love till they die." She said before pouting. "All left me."
"Uh, how so?" he gulped.
"Me married few times, not last long. They die from mafia, disease, age, or try to run. I hunt down though and drag them back."
"Um…"
"I romantic." She smiled. "Kids cute like husband."
"..."
"Any rice for meal?" She asked while cocking her head slightly.
"Oh! Well I was gonna go out for groceries, so we could pick some up."
"Come husband?"
"Sure." He said before getting hugged again.
"Husband cool!"
(Later)
"Husband, have some fucks?" Shiishii asked while waiting in line to pay for the groceries.
"What?!" he blushed crimson.
"Fucks, I fuck husband." She smiled. "Please?"
"No!"
"Aw, mean." She pouted while people got confused and others….
"Look at the bitch."
Were idiots like these monkeys in human clothes, or a pair of racists.
"Hey look at them, so gross."
"And that girl is flat as a pancake."
"Lol!"
"Kill them?" Shiishii asked with an eye twitch.
"No no, you can't hurt them." he spoke up. "It's what Miss Smith told me isn't allowed." he whispered in her ear.
"But they are ugly." She whispered. "Me thinks they hate monsters."
"Still, attacking them just over some words won't solve anything, they'll get off scot free and you'll be deported back to China. Just try to ignore them, they're not worth it."
She nodded while the couple continued to say the most stupid of things. 'Must resist. Must resist.'
"They look like trash."
"Yeah really ni***."
"Hey!" Yelled the manager. "No foul talking like that in my store! Get out!"
The group yelled before getting kicked out by some employees.
Kimihito sighed with relief. 'Thank god, I was worried she was gonna get in trouble.'
"Kill later than?" Shiishii asked as they walked out of the store.
"No, no killing or hurting."
"Aw." She pouted. "No fun."
He sweatdropped at that.
"Husband, kiss?"
He blushed hearing that. "Uh, Miss Smith said not to….you know."
"Fuck?"
"Yes."
"...stupid." She deadpanned. "But we no fuck, me just want kiss."
"Um….why the kissing?"
"Because you cute. Sexy too." She said honestly.
He blushed again.
"Kiss?" She asked again.
"Uh….m-maybe just one on the cheek?"
"Both cheeks." She said with a cute glare. "And make it feel like you mean it."
He gulped before kissing both cheeks.
She cooed at that while her cheeks turned a darker shade of blue. "Husband~"
'Wow, her skin feels cool and warm at the same time.' He thought while getting kissed on the cheeks as well.
"Husband sexy. Must kiss more!" She said before kissing him multiple times.
"S-Shiishii!" he cried out in embarrassment while she kept kissing his cheek, chin, and face while his arms flailed around. "W-We need to get the groceries home!"
"Kissing first!" She said while kissing even more. "Hot!"
(Later)
"Shiishii."
"Yes?"
"Why are you laying on my bed?"
"Our bed."
'Obviously.' he thought with a sigh. "I'll take the couch then."
"No. Stay." She said while grabbing his arm. "Please?"
He sighed. "Why are you so eager?"
"...lonely. Husbands run, I sleep alone." She said sadly. "Me want warmth beside me when sleep."
"...fine, just for tonight."
She smiled happily before pulling him into the sheets. "Love husband, night."
"Night."
(Timeskip)
Kimihito blushed while in a clothing store while waiting for Shiishii to finish trying on panties.
"Husband, can you give me one on shelf? Pink with panda." She asked while trying on a red thong. 'Hope husband likes.'
"S-Sure thing." He said while getting the panties, only to find a few girls looking mortified at the sight.
"PERVERT!"
He jumped before looking around and saw security. "W-W-Wiat! It's not what you think!"
They got closer before he had to hide, which was in Shiishii's stall.
"Husband? W-Why here?!" She blushed while wearing a red bra and a red thong. "A-Are you being bold?"
"N-No! I'm being attacked by security!"
Her eyes narrowed. "Protect husband." She then tried to walk out, but was grabbed by Kimihito.
"Don't, the rules remember?"
"Husband….." she looked at his hands. "Bold, cute."
He blushed while hearing the security moving closer outside.
"Where is he?"
"No idea."
"Maybe hr's in the stalls?"
"Search every one!"
'Crap!'
"Relax husband, I have this." Shiishii said before poking her head out of the door. "Hey, perverts! Get out!"
"Ah! S-Sorry ma'am, we were just looking for some boy who was-"
"Buying my underwear, he my husband stupid. You try to kick him out I talk to manager and you lose customers."
"Um…."
"Sorry."
"Scram or me file sexual harassment on asses." She said with an evil glint in her eyes.
They ran off while fearing for their jobs.
"See husband? You safe now."
"Thanks."
She smiled. "Kissing now?"
"S-Shouldn't we finish up shopping first?"
She pouted while taking off the thong and bra. "Me get dressed."
Kimihito blushed while gaining a nosebleed. He looked away while trying not to look. "I-I'll just wait outside!"
"Aw." She pouted as the boy rushed out of the room, only to accidentally trip on her discarded shirt and crashed into a pile of panties.
"AAAHH!"
"Panty thief!"
'Not again!'
(Later on)
"Husband! I need your help!"
He turned to Shiishii. "Yes Shiishii?"
"Me need rubbing." she spoke with her arms and legs stiffened up.
"...that's all?"
"I need move! Help!" She said before falling back and landed on her ground. "Fuck!"
"Well what about yoga? Didn't you do that earlier?"
"I forget to do again, now I stuck and need help."
Kimihito sighed before sitting down next to her and started to rub her left arm.
"Thanks." She smiled. "Feel better husband."
"Well be careful you don't forget or you might stiffen up at the wrong time."
"Yes husband." She said while feeling her arm twitch slightly. "Husband, hands warm."
He chuckled at that while moving his hands toward the other arm. "Thanks."
"After this we go buy lotion for Jiang-shi, I hear it make joints less stiff longer." she smiled before letting out a moan when his hand rubbed against her elbow.
"Are you ok?"
"Y-Yes."
'If I did this with a lotion, then….' he thought of spreading it on her limbs while she moaned and blushed before shaking his head. 'No! Don't imagine it like that!'
"Husband, harder." Shiishii moaned. "Rub more hard."
He blushed while not noticing that a greenish blue goop with a small yellow antenna was coming out of the sink. 'S-Stop thinking about this!'
Shiishii hummed while getting feeling again before noticing the goop with what looked like eyes. "Hey! What you?"
"..." it looked at her before moving away and started latching onto the boy as its eyes looked relaxed.
"Hey!"
It's antenna formed a heart while looking very content at its spot.
Kimihito shuddered from the coolness while Shiishii frowned.
"You get off husband!" she jumped up and grabbed the creature before pulling on it.
It stayed on before looking at Shiishii and formed tentacles as it latched onto her.
"AAYI!" she cried out stumbling back while Kimihito saw them roll around. "You get off body!"
But it didn't stop as it moved under Shiishii's clothes and started touching her in very inappropriate places.
(Two minutes of this later)
Shiishii panted while Kimihito was bright red and the creature got off her.
The goo moved away while closing its eyes and took a nap on the couch.
"Hot….burning…."
"Should I call Miss Smith?"
"Later….need….bath…." she panted while her eyes spun a little. "Join…?"
"M-Maybe some other time."
She pouted before grabbing him and walked off. "Not request."
'I shoulda known.' he thought.
(Later)
Kimihito and Shiishii were in the middle of a yoga session. Which was interesting as the slime, now named Suu, was busy drinking some bath water upstairs and that both were VERY close to one another as to be practically touching.
"Sun salutations." Shiishii said while doing said pose.
Kimihito tried to follow, but groaned since he wasn't use to this like her.
"Now warrior." She said while doing the pose. "Husband feeling it?"
"B-Barely."
"You need help?"
"A little…"
Pop.
'I think my leg popped.' He thought while Shiishii carefully moved towards him in her warrior pose.
"I help husband." She said before grabbing his arms. "Relax. Not good for bones."
He nodded while trying to relax. He then started to notice that the Jiang-Shi's breasts were rubbing against his back. He stiffened up. "Uh...Shiishii?"
"Yes?"
"Your chest, it's…."
"Soft? Cute? Right size?"
"C-C-Close."
She looked confused as she helped Kimihito attain a beatle position, which involved him getting on her stomach. "And?"
"T-T-Too close." he squeaked with a blush.
Shiishii raised eye eyebrow before seeing the position. "Husband turned? Kinky."
"N-N-No! I-I swear it's not like that!"
"Aw." She pouted cutely. "Husband big tit lover, no B cup lover." 'Get milk later.'
'That's not the problem at hand!' He thought before seeing Suu, in her 'default' form walking by and saw them.
"...huh?" She made a question mark with her head and looked interested.
"We doing yoga, husband though big chest lover." sighed Shiishii making Kimihito blush harder.
"Oh!" Suu got an idea and jumped onto the Jiang-Shi and slid under her clothes before forming around her chest and made it seem like she grew two cup sizes.
He blushed at the feeling as Shiishii smirked.
"Thanks Suu, husband happy."
He sighed while they kept going while trying not to focus on the feeling on his back.
(Later)
"Uh, Shiishii?"
"Yes husband?" She asked while eating a bowl of egg yolk as Suu was busy drinking some milk.
"Just what are you gonna do if you ever get married?"
"That easy. I take him back to China, we get ceremony, then have sone kids to train in future dojo." she replied without hesitation.
"And if I don't want to?"
"Wait till you comply." she smiled. "I make use of various forms to help though, I have list."
He sweatdropped nervously hearing that. 'Well she's persistent, you can't say that's not true.'
"If husband gets harem," she said with a grin. "I be head wife. Me more cute."
"R-Relax, I don't think that would happen."
"Suu wife two." She said as said slime gave a thumbs up.
He paled.
"Husband, my joints feel stiff, need your hands." smiled the Jiang-shi with a glint in her eyes.
'Crap!' "D-Didn't you get unstiffened earlier today?"
"Need hands." She said while moving closer to Kimihito. "To be sure, rub all over body~"
He blushed as Suu watched on with interest. 'This isn't going to end well.'
"No miss spots, get everywhere." She said with a wink. "No leave any spot untouched."
Suu looked on while finishing her milk and gave a thumbs up. 'This is fun.'
'This is gonna be a long LONG day.' Kimihito thought as the screen went black, but not before seeing a shot of Shiishii's chest.