Crazy trouble with love part 6
Queen Tundra and Goku
Series: Dragonball Z
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On the newly made planet Namek is where we see the Namekians themselves going about their day like they had before their home had been destroyed. Everything was calm, peaceful and serene for the slug like aliens, but unknown to them they would soon be visited by a powerful force.
In the atmosphere a shape was slowly moving towards the surface and near one of the many villages. As it got closer and closer none of the villagers took notice to it as they went about their lives until a shadow from it began to cover the village.
Slowly they looked up and felt fear since the ship looked like Frieza's, but much bigger and saw it touch down just outside of the village.
"Oh no, not again!"
"Maybe they're not here for the dragon balls….everyone, don't panic!"
The ship hissed as a door began to open and a ramp extended towards the front of the village. Several alien soldiers with armor marched out with scouters on their heads before they stood in a row in front of the village while making space from the end of the ramp as a figure looked out from the ship.
"Hmm, so this is Namek, it doesn't look the least bit destroyed as I heard, but that just makes this all the more sweeter." Came a female's voice as a figure began to slowly walk down the ramp.
"W-Who are you?" Asked an old namekian nervously.
"You can consider me a guest, one who has come for something and will be gone momentarily." They smirked and was revealed to be a tall figure who had purple skin, three toed feet, a long matching tail with a white armored tip, and had matching armor over her knees with red gems in the center, but the chest armor had an opening that showed her cleavage with two shoulder guards over her arms that were dark blue and had black lipstick with white armor around her skull, a blue gem on the top, and two black horns that curved on the sides of her head with the nails on her hands looking sharp and had a long red cape going down her back. Covering her groin looked like a white armored speedo that covered her area.
"What...what do you want?" He asked nervously. "We don't want any trouble."
She looked at her men and let out a cold chuckle. "Hear that men? He doesn't want trouble."
"Y-Yes, that is correct, so please tell us what you want." He said nervously as the others were beginning to back up.
"Straight to the point, I like that in a man. Well it's simple, you see I'm Queen Tundra, and you might have seen someone like me before, only shorter, in an odd hover chair, and a male. He's my son."
"Y-You're Frieza's mother? A-Are you going to kill us like he did?" He asked with fear. "Wait… you're here for the same thing he was after, aren't you?"
"Quite right, and the fact you're still here shows what I heard was right. How he came here to find the dragonballs, fought someone, and ended up dying while the planet was destroyed." She remarked walking over without losing her smirk as the Namekians tried to stand firm, but were growing nervous with each step till she looked down at the elder. "Now here's what's going to happen, you're going to tell me who got in my child's way, next you'll tell me where he went to, and finally you're going to tell me where your dragonballs are, and keep this in mind, if I don't get what I came for, then I'll have to do a broadway play here about baby seals."
"O-ok….I can't watch my people die again." He said in defeat. "Know that all of us were dead when it happened, but we have heard that the man who stopped your son was a Saiyan by the name of Son Goku who became a super Saiyan, and one of our own was taken by him a couple of days ago to become his planet's guardian and to make dragonballs, but he has told us he has died, slain in combat, and our dragon ball is in a building in the center of our village."
Her eyes widened before narrowing. "Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
"I said it's in the ce-"
"No, I mean this rubbish about super saiyan. For that matter, are you saying one of those monkeys actually still survived. Hmm, seems that's something I'll have to keep in mind."
"Yes...but the one who killed your son is dead…" He said nervously as she gestured to her men to go get the dragon ball.
"Well then you can tell me which way he left, he couldn't survive in the vacuum of space on his own, so it's clear he had a ship or some way to get on and off this planet."
"W-We don't know, maybe he took your sons ship or one of his soldiers pods?" He said nervously.
"Actually, it wasn't any of those." Spoke one of the other Namekians with a gulp.
"Really? Then would you care to share with us what you know?" She asked with a smirk.
"It was some other ship, one I've never seen before. It was used by some of the earthlings who came to help us. I think it had the words….Capsule...Corp on it."
"Good, I'm glad I know that now." She said as her soldiers brought her the Dragon Ball. "Now keep this in mind, if just one of the other villages don't comply to my demands, then I guess I'll be putting on that play sooner than expected. Have a nice day." She said as she and her men began to float off the ground before flying away, leaving the Namekians alone with her ship. "One down, six more to go."
(Later)
Queen Tundra and her men were all standing around all seven dragon balls as she smiled. "Now then, it's time to see if these things work." She cleared her throat and held her arms out. "Dragon, arise!"
The sky darkened and the dragon balls glowed before a beam of light shot out of them that formed a gigantic, green, muscular dragon appeared that stared down of them. "I am the eternal dragon, state your wishes."
"Hmm, wishes? So that's more then one, only question is how many in total?"
"You have three wishes." He responded.
"Alright, then for my first wish, I want a direct course leading to the planet of the one who killed my son, I want to pay his home a little visit."
"Your wish has been granted." He said as his eyes glowed and a piece of paper with some writing on it appeared in her hands. "Put this into your ship and you will be on a course directly to Earth. What is your next wish?"
"Is there a chance I can save those two for later?"
"No, you cannot, you must use your wishes now." He said as she frowned.
"Fine, then I use for my second wish to bring this Son Goku fellow back from the dead on his planet."
"Your wish has been granted." He said as his eyes glowed. "It is done."
"Then for my third wish, I wish that when we arrive on his planet he will be there to meet us, along with any friends and family he has who are still alive."
"Your wish has been granted." He said as his eyes glowed before he flew into the sky as the dragon began to fly up along with the dragon balls before he disappeared and they flew off in different directions.
"Men, back on the ship." She said with a smirk. "It's time to visit Earth."
(Later)
On said planet Gohan was in his room in the middle of studying through his science lesson while leaning back in his chair with his feet on his desk. "Let's see, that should be it on evolution….I learned this stuff when I was six."
Before he could reach for his next one, he felt a foreboding feeling go through his head.
'Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen?' He thought as he put his book down and got up. He walked out and saw his mom stand up straighter with a confused expression. "Mom?"
"Gohan, did it feel like it just got colder in here?"
"Huh...It kind of does….what does this mean?" He asked in confusion. "Is there going to be a new enemy?"
Knock knock
"Gohan? You in there?" Came Krillin's voice.
"Yeah, I'm in here, what's up?" He asked as he walked towards the door and opened it to see the small martial artist.
"Something feels off. For some reason I got this...feeling, like something's-"
"About to happen?" Finished Gohan.
"Yeah, how'd you know?" He asked nervously. "Did you get it too?"
"Just a few seconds ago."
"Oh man, this isn't good, what could be happening?" He asked nervously.
"I don't know, but we should go check it out. I think I'm getting some kinda tugging sensation….that away." He pointed east.
"Huh, me too….let's go." Said Krillin as they began to float out of the house and fly away towards the direction of the tugging.
"Hey!" Came Chi-Chi's voice as they stopped. "Where are you two going?"
"Um….east?" Krillin said nervously.
"We think something's going on mom, we'll be back later."
"What? But you still have to study!" She said as she walked out of the house.
"But I already finished."
"Really?" She asked with a frown.
"Hey, Chi-Chi, we gotta go so...bye!" Krillin said as he and Gohan began to fly away as fast as they could.
(Later)
They went over a wasteland while going forward.
"The feelings getting stronger."
"Yeah, I really hope it isn't someone like Frieza or Cell again."
"Speaking of which, has your mom been keeping you studying nonstop instead of training?"
"Studying, I've barely trained since the Cell games, at this rate I won't be prepared if anyone strong comes to earth again." he sighed. "I tried training a little in secret, but it kept waking mom up, luckily I never got caught, but juggling studying with keeping in shape is harder than I thought."
"Well, at least you're trying, I don't get why Chi-Chi is trying to keep you from training, you're a Saiyan, it's part of you." He said with a shrug when suddenly the tugging feeling got stronger when he started to see something in the sky. "Hey, what's that?"
"Huh?" Gohan said as he looked up and saw the object. "It doesn't look like a meteor….maybe it's a spaceship?"
"That's what we thought too."
They turned and were surprised to see Piccolo, Yamcha, Tien, and Chiaotzu floating next to them.
"Hey, when did you guys get here?" Asked Krillin curiously.
"Five minutes, and I have a bad feeling about this." Said Tien.
"We all do." Spoke Piccolo as the object got closer and he gritted his teeth. "No, it can't be."
"Can't be what?" Asked Yamcha in confusion.
"Look!" Spoke Krillin as the ship slowly landed and his blood ran cold. "That ship...it's just like Frieza's!"
"No...he's dead...Trunks killed him!" Piccolo said with a frown. "Even his own dad."
"Then who is it?" Asked Yamcha.
"I don't know, but we need to lay low." Spoke Gohan floating down towards the ground.
"Agreed, let's wait and see who this is." Yamcha said as the rest of them moved to the ground, none of them aware of the other figure heading towards the location.
The door opened as the men marched out and stood in line while Queen Tundra looked out from the first step. "Hmmm, a little more barren then I expected, but if this is where I'm going to meet that monkey, I'll make due."
"Monkey? Is she talking about Goku?" Whispered Krillin.
"Maybe, she looks kind of like Frieza, maybe they're family?" Whispered Gohan.
"Holy shit, it really is like Frieza with boobs." Spoke Yamcha with a pale expression as they saw her step down the ramp and look around.
"Where is he? I wished for him to be here when I arrived, so where is he?" She asked with a frown. "Men, use your scouters for any high power level."
"Yes Queen Tundra, as you command." They said as they turned on their scouters.
"I got something, several strong power levels behind that clump of bushes, and one coming towards us from the west."
"Oh really?" She smirked. "Tell me, out of all the power levels, which one is the strongest?"
"The one from the west, it is by far the strongest."
"Good, then that must be him, the rest of you deal with the others." She said as she turned to the west where she could start to see a figure flying towards her.
The others frowned at being discovered, but Gohan felt the power level coming closer and turned before his eyes widened. "It...it can't be….dad?" He said in shock as the others began to feel it too.
Flying towards them was Goku who spotted the men and his friends from above, but someone else near the ship before he descended down. "Guys? What are you doing here?"
"We felt something was off, but what are you doing here? You're dead!" Piccolo said in shock.
"I don't know, one second I was with King Kai taking a nap, but the next thing I know I'm back on Earth and I felt like I had to come here."
"You can thank me for that." Smirked Queen Tundra. "So you're the Son Goku I came here for, not quite what I imagined."
"Um...well, thanks for bringing me back to life...but why, and who are you?" He asked curiously.
"Queen Tundra, and since you're here I won't bother with the others just yet. I came here to pay you and your home a little payback for killing my child."
"Eh? Your child? Who was he?" He asked in confusion.
"Uh Goku? Take a closer look at her. Doesn't she seem real familiar?" Questioned Piccolo.
"Hmmmm….wait, are you Frieza's mom?" He asked in realization.
"Precisely."
"Wait, then that means you're mad about Cooler too." He frowned.
"Oh no not really, frankly he was more Cold's son then my own." she waved off. "Men, give this monkey a little lesson in respect."
"Yes Queen Tundra!" They said before they flew towards Goku and tried to punch him, only for him to dodge them easily. Each of them tried hitting him from all angles, but he was moving too fast and saw them coming a mile away.
"Um, are these guys really trying? This is kind of boring." Said Goku before he smacked some away easily before turning to the others and rapidly punching them. Each of them let out groans and fell down while Queen Tundra blinked.
"My, it seems like you're quite the powerful monkey, aren't you?" She asked as she began to hover and slowly float towards him.
"Well that's what training does." He spoke as she descended in front of him. "So you brought me back from the dead? You still didn't tell me why exactly if I was already dead."
"Because consider it righteous justice, what's the point of taking revenge if you're dead? I brought you back so I could crush you, and I came here to have your friends dealt the same way and if you were still breathing, to watch your home be destroyed too."
"I can't let that happen, I'm sorry but you won't be getting any payback." He said as he began to power up.
She frowned while seeing his aura rising and held her finger out before firing a death beam that went past him and blew a large hole in one of the landmasses before it crumbled to the ground. "If you beg for forgiveness I'll make your death much easier and quick. After all, if you think I'm dangerous, just wait till you meet my husband King Cold."
"He's dead!" Called out Krillin.
"...What? I thought he was just on vacation, who killed him?" She asked as she narrowed her eyes and her power increased.
"A friend of ours called Trunks, but he's not here." Spoke Goku while his hair flickered to near golden color.
"So...I have lost my husband...it seems like I'm going to have to find a new one….how troublesome…..what's going on with your hair?" She asked before it turned golden. 'Wait a second, that elder said he was killed by a super saiyan, but that can't be real.'
"This is the form I used to stop Frieza." He said as his eyes turned teal. "I became what he feared….a super saiyan, now I'll give you a chance, leave and never come back, or we'll fight."
She took her own stance, but deep down she was feeling a little nervous considering she wasn't as strong as her husband. Sure she was strong enough to keep her son in check, but even she wasn't the strongest in the empire. 'Just keep calm, make sure to defeat him, and then you can destroy this planet and you can take care of the next piece of business, finding a new husband.'
"Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you."
"I will mount your head on my wall dirty monkey." She said before he charged at her and tried to punch her in the stomach. She quickly sidestepped and grabbed it with both her hands before swinging her right leg up with her foot slamming into his side.
He groaned before grabbing her foot and swinging her around before throwing her at a plateau. She skidded across it as he flew over and slammed his fist against her arm, which she used to block it, then swung his other fist up and hit her in the cheek. This sent her tumbling back as she groaned in pain as he flew after her and grabbed her tail, making her eyes go wide. "Hey, don't touch that you dirty monkey!"
"Don't like when someone touches your tail? I know the feeling." He replied before flying up into the air while taking her with him and flung her straight up and gathered ki into both hands just before he sent a volley of ki blasts at her. They hit her and sent her farther up as she screamed in pain as he kept attacking. "You can give up any time!" He said as she tried to block the blasts.
"N-Never!" She yelled back before flying to the side and started firing several death beams at him. "Die!"
He simply dodged them before flying back a bit and cupped his hands. "Are you sure? This may be your last chance." He said as he began to power up his attack. "Ka….me…."
'Damn it, that monkey is serious! I can't die on this backwater planet!' She thought before holding a finger up and started gathering ki which slowly expanded into a glowing orb.
"Oh shit! It's what Frieza did!" Spoke Krillin with panic. "Guys maybe we should jump in."
"No, we shouldn't, Goku has this, and if it goes bad, then we'll step in." Piccolo said as he crossed his arms.
"And if she hits her mark?" Asked Yamcha with a gulp.
"Well then we won't be alone in the afterlife."
'So you admit you're lonely.' Remarked Nail.
'Shut up Nail!' He thought with a frown.
"...Ha...me…...Ha!" Goku said before firing the attack at her.
"Die monkey!" She shouted before hurling the sphere down at the attack.
The two attacks clashed with each other as both of them focused, trying to overpower each other.
"This won't fix anything!" Goku called to her. "Even if you do win it won't bring back Frieza or your husband! You can't gain anything out of this!"
"I can gain your death!" She proclaimed before firing a ki blast to push her sphere harder.
"No, you won't!" He called as he focused more energy into his attack. "I will win!"
She growled, but saw her attack slowly getting pushed back. "No, no no no! I can't lose, you can't be beating me!" She said as she saw it getting closer and closer to her. Her eyes widened before quickly flying to the side and narrowly avoided it as she saw her attack go straight up into space before seeing a bright explosion go off that sent a shockwave that all of them felt. "T-That was his power…." She said as she began to feel weak. "I….I can't beat him...he's strong, powerful...more so than anyone I've ever met….even my husband, King Cold…" She said before she got an idea.
Goku saw her floating down and took a fighting stance. "If you're gonna keep going, then come on."
"Oh no, I see when I'm out classed." She said with a smile as she landed. "I give up, I won't try to kill you now."
"Wait, what?"
"Yes, I give up, you are too strong, but I'm not leaving this planet empty handed." She said with a smile as she began to approach him.
"Wait hang on, back it up." He held his hands up. "You...just give up? You're not gonna try and keep it going any longer?"
"Nope, I see now that you are far more powerful than I am, so I have decided on a new objective, one you and your friends have brought to my attention."
"Really? What's that?"
"Finding a new husband." She said with a smile as she began to walk around him and inspect him.
"Husband?!" They all chorused, except Piccolo who dropped his jaw.
"Yes, my old ones dead so I need a new one, and I think I just found a good replacement right here." She said with a smirk.
Goku looked around and blinked. "Who?"
"You handsome." She said with a smile, shocking them all again. "You're strong, good looking, a super saiyan, you're everything I could want in a husband." She said with a smirk.
"...HUH?!" He let out with his mouth hanging open along with his son, and the others pretty sure their reality shattered due to shock. "You want me to be your husband?!"
"Yep, so let's go." She said as she tried to grab his arm and lead him to the ship.
He slipped his arm back and jumped away. "Woah there!"
"What's the matter, I just said you can be my new husband." She said as she frowned and narrowed her eyes.
"I meant to make this clear, I already have a wife, and son!" He spoke pointing at Gohan.
"Hmmmm, a man who's good with kids, that's a plus….but what's this about a wife? I thought I just brought you back to life." She said with a frown.
"Well yeah, but just because I was dead didn't mean I wasn't married."
"Yes, it does, usually marriages end when one of the people die, and you died, thus you aren't married to her." She said with a frown.
"Uh? Um….guys! Is that true?" He called out.
"Well, I think wedding vows say 'until death do we part.' so...technically I guess you aren't married to her...haven't been since you died the first time I think." Yamcha said with a shrug.
"At this point you could make it a business with the life insurance company, I mean you die more times then me." Spoke Krillin. 'Even if it didn't work out.'
"See? You're not married and I'm taking you off the market." Queen Tundra said with a smirk.
"Yeah, no."
"I'm sorry, I think I have some rubble in my ears, for a second I thought you were saying no to me." She said as she began to frown.
"I did, no."
"You dare to defy me? Queen Tundra!? You damn monkey, do you have any idea of what I am allowing you to do? And who ever said you get a choice?" She shouted as her eye began to twitch.
"I'd reconsider what's going on first." Spoke Piccolo. "Right now you got three humans here who aren't as strong as a super saiyan, but decent, a Namekian who's just as strong, a half saiyan who can go super saiyan two, and the guy who beat your sons and just now you. Really wanna try something?"
She narrowed her eyes before sighing and thinking. 'Damn, they're right….I can't start a fight, I will definitely die, but I can't back down either, that would be shameful.'
"Maybe you could just tell us WHY you wanna go with me. I mean, don't you have a planet of other guys to get with? Like maybe a brother to your first one?" Asked Yamcha.
"No, the rest of my race is either too weak for my taste or my husband killed any other potential mates for me in a fit of jealousy, so now if I have to take a husband, I'll have to look outside my species." She said with a frown.
"Well considering your family slaughtered my people-"
"And mine." Spoke Piccolo.
"Thinking I'd pick you is really stretching it."
"Well if you must know, I….never actually destroyed a planet." She admitted looking away. "I always found it a waste of resources, plus you never know when you could use it again, so I had no part in your species extermination." She said as she looked down. "Plus I usually just let my men or others deal with any actual killing, I prefer to make others feel fear and THINK I'm going to kill them. Honestly if those Namekians didn't give me their dragon balls I probably would have had the men just rough them up a bit." She said with a shrug. "Killing people almost never goes well, you have communities who try to get revenge, mournful family who try to kill you, but by just using fear I get the same benefits and none of the downsides."
"You were about to destroy the planet!" Spoke up Tien.
"I did that because I was scared! I mean this is the man who killed my son and who is the super saiyan from that weird tale, I thought I was going to die first so I was doing a desperate act!" She said as she shuddered.
"So...let me get this straight, you, the mother of the most feared villain and murderer in the galaxy has never even killed anyone?" Tien asked in surprise.
"The only times was when I was forced to show I was worthy to get wedded to King Cold, it was to ensure I could give him strong children for our empire to rule with in the future, but considering they're all dead, I'm in charge and a queen needs a good husband for future children." She said as she looked at Goku. "Plus with his power no one will dare try to oppose him."
"That's mainly because no one really knows how strong we are." Remarked Krillin. "Kinda surprising considering all the insane stuff we've been in."
"Well, either way I want him as my husband." She said as she gave him a wink. "So come on, am I not good enough for you or something?"
"Uh...can you wait here one moment?"
"Sure, but don't take long handsome." She called with a smirk as he walked away a bit.
"Guys, I need advice." Whispered Goku. "What should I do?"
"Well...I think you should go for it, she's rich, powerful, plus she hasn't killed anyone." Yamcha said with a shrug.
"And the mother of the guys who tried to...you get the point." Spoke Krillin. "Although this does answer a question I've always wondered."
"And what's that?" Gohan asked curiously.
"Whether Frieza's mom would be hot, and she is."
"Goku, think about it, she hasn't technically done anything wrong exactly...she hasn't killed anyone….in the end the choice is yours." Tien said as he looked at the Saiyan.
"And think of it from this point, if you get with her that means you'd have to one, tell Chi-Chi the bad news, and two, make sure she learns to adapt to living on Earth and not try to blow it up." Spoke Piccolo.
"Well, that depends if she is willing to stay on earth, she could just take you and go, it's not like you couldn't just visit us with instant transmission, right?" Said Krillin. "Just talk to her, she can't possibly be worse than Chi-Chi."
All of them shuddered with that.
"Well….I'm not sure, Gohan what do you think? Cause I wanna hear your thoughts on this too."
"Well...she seems like she could be nice….will she make me do math all day?" He asked curiously. "Plus, in the end it's you who is marrying her."
"Hmm, alright." He turned and walked over to her. "If we did get married, where would we live exactly?"
"Well, we could live in my old home, or I could transfer my enormous wealth here, I could retire and leave the empire in someone else's hands."
"Well that might work, but if you live here you gotta follow some of the Earth's rules."
"Ok...like what?" She asked as she narrowed her eyes.
"No destroying it, no senseless murder, and no tyrannical ruling using your power."
"Hmmm, well, ok, that seems durable, so you agree to marry me?" She said with a smile.
"Let's just call it moving slow alright? Cause I got some catching up to do with my son, I've been dead for a couple years after all."
"Fine, but you have to live with me, I'll tell my men to bring my mansion here from my planet." She said with a smile.
"Ok, then while you do that I'll go tell Chi-Chi the news." He said with a sigh. "I'll see you in an hour or two."
(Later)
"WHAT?!"
"Well….turns out we aren't married since I've died, so...I'm marrying an Alien queen who's son has killed some of my friends and tried to kill me." He said nervously. "So I just wanted to let you know."
"You come back from the dead to tell me that?!" She shouted angrily.
"Think of the upside, now you can go husband hunting." He said nervously as he began to back up. "Also….I'm taking Gohan, bye!"
"GOKU!" She roared seeing him fly off.
(Later)
We see a large, futuristic and alien looking mansion sitting in the middle of a desert, next to a large ship. Around it were numerous alien guards with scouters and inside we see it was as extravagant as one would expect.
"Goku, darling, where are you?" Called Queen Tundra.
"In here!" He called back which came from down the hall near the training room. "What is it?" He called curiously as she walked down the hall towards the sound of his voice.
"I just wanted to tell you lunch….was….done…" She trailed off seeing Goku without his shirt on and covered in sweat while wiping his face with a towel.
She was getting use to having him live with her, but even then the fact he always had a shirt off when it came to training gave her a free show of his muscles each time. 'Mmm, I like what I see.' She thought with a grin as she looked at him.
"Great, what's for lunch Queen Tundra…? Quen Tundra?" He asked as she just kept staring.
"Huh? Oh right right, well I had my men go out and they're getting a few of those large reptiles that live on this world to saute and then roast them."
"You mean dinosaurs?"
"Is that what they're called? Then yes, dinosaurs." She said with a smile. "Do you know where our children are? I should tell them too."
"I think Gohan's tutoring them."
"Ok, I'll tell them in a bit...I think we have a bit of time before the meals ready...let's have some fun~." She said with a grin as she closed the training room doors.
He grinned as the camera moved away and the sounds of moans and groans were heard along with a small shake outside the room.