Crazy trouble with love part 6

Anana and Chopper part 2

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Anana rushed back to her ship while the soldiers saluted her and went to her room before grabbing the Den Den Mushi. "Momma!"

"Eh? Who is this?" Came Big Mom's voice from the snail.

"It's me Anana, momma."

"Ah, Anana, how's my little girl doing? How's Sabaody?"

"Great, I found the perfect fluffy animal too! Apparently he's called Tony Tony Chopper and guess what? He's a talking reindeer pirate!"

"Really? A talking reindeer? I don't think we have one of those yet, it sounds like quite the unique creature." She said as the snail grinned.

"Yeah, but he ran away and I want him! I might be coming home late because I'm gonna catch him!"

"Really? Well, do anything for your happiness my little girl, I can't wait to see it." She said with a smile.

Anana put the phone down and ran out to the crew. "Listen!"

"Yes mistress Anana?" The crew asked as they stood at attention.

"I want him!" She held up the wanted poster. "And I want him now! I don't care what it takes!" She commanded as she crossed her arms.

"Uh...mistress Anana, this is that reindeer who's with the Strawhats." Spoke one crew member. "We don't know where they are."

"Then find out! I want my Snuggly Wuggly back!" She said as she stomped her feet.

They nodded and ran about while the man on the crow's nest while idly looking around through a telescope.

'What's she on about now? Can't she just get another plushie?' He thought rolling his eyes. He kept looking before he saw some smoke rising up in the distance. 'Huh? Is something going on?' He thought as he looked through the telescope and saw a large group of marines chasing a boy in a straw hat. "Hey, it's Strawhat Luffy!"

"Huh? Where is he heading?" She called as she looked around.

"His ship! I can see the ship in the water!" He called seeing the pirate jump away and get on it. "They're about to set sail!"

"After them! My Snuggly Wuggly is on there!" She shouted.

"Yes ma'am!" The crew chorused while rushing to get the sails down and alerting the other ships to get ready while she ran back into her room and looked at a table with numerous knives on it.

"Now, which should I use on my Snuggly Wuggly?" She said happily as she inspected them. She picked one up with several sharp edges on the inside of the main blade. "Hmm, nah, that'd make too much of a mess." She said as she picked up one that looked like it had two blades. "No, it seems like this one would cut too much off at once."

With the crew itself Luffy laughed while the ship started sailing off. "Whew! That was really close."

"Luffy! I'm so glad to see you again!" Chopper called happily as he ran to his captain. He hugged his leg while crying tears of joy. "I thought I'd never see any of you guys again!"

"Why? We agreed to meet here again, and you got here ok." Luffy said as he patted the small reindeer on the back.

"B-But I just barely survived something scary!" He spoke with a pale expression.

"What? Marines?" Asked Usopp.

"Worse!"

"Admirals?" Asked Zoro.

"I wish! This was even worse!" He said as he shuddered.

"Was it world nobles?" Asked Nami with a frown.

"Worse! It….was…."

"What was it Chopper?" Robin asked as she looked at the reindeer with a frown. "You can tell us."

"A crazy little girl!"

"...What?" They all asked in confusion.

"A crazy little girl tried to keep me like some kind of pet teddy bear!"

They were silent for a moment before Luffy began to laugh out loud.

"Hey, it's not funny!"

"Actually it is." Chuckled Sanji while Chopper fumed.

"I'm serious! I thought I was gonna die!"

"From a little girl? Come on Chopper, be serious." Nami giggled.

"I'm as serious as you are wearing a bikini!" He pointed at it which made Sanji look and recall how much she and Robin had grown, giving him a nosebleed that was more than healthy. "Ah! Sanji!"

"Chopper, I know that you might have thought it was serious, but it was just a little girl, you've dealt with tougher enemies in the past." Robin said as he tended to Sanji.

"This girl wanted to cut me open like all her stuffed animals! And she wasn't even ten years old!"

"Well, she can't get to you now, right?" Said Brook with a shrug.

That's when several cannonballs crashed into the water next to the ship, making it rock a little.

"Whoa, what's going on?" Luffy said as another cannonball hit the water.

They turned and saw several ships heading towards them, firing their cannons.

"Looks like we already got some people mad." Chuckled Franky at the wheel before the ship started sailing away. "And I don't mean the marines."

"Who are those guys?" Zoro asked with a frown as he drew his swords.

"Look at the flag!" Spoke Usopp pointing.

They did and saw a skull and crossbones with large red lips, a pink background and the bones were colorful swirls.

"That's her ship, I just know it." Spoke Chopper shivering in fear.

"Wait, her ship? Are they mad at Chopper? That's a new one." Said Luffy in surprise.

"Franky! Get us away from them!" Spoke the reindeer in panic.

"Why? We can take them I bet." Luffy said with a frown. "Bring us towards them Franky!"

"On it." He saluted before turning the wheel as the ship rotated around and started sailing towards the other ships.

"No! Luffy, please!" Chopper said nervously as they got closer and closer.

"Let's see if you managed to learn anything eyebrows." Smirked Zoro walking over near one of the sides as their ship sailed in between the two ships.

"I will, you can just sit back, I'll take care of them all." He said as he raised his leg. When he saw one of the cannons fire at him he jumped up, caught the cannonball with his leg, and swung it back with the ammo crashing into the ship's side and making a hole.

"Board the ship!" Shouted one of the pirates. "Stop firing the cannons!"

"Time for old times sake." Smirked Nami with her staff as the crew jumped onto the two ships and she knocked a guy away with one swing.

"I hope she isn't on this one…" Said Chopper as he followed Nami, Robin, Usopp and Brook onto one of the ships.

"This is so nostalgic I might cry tears of joy! Oh wait, I don't have any eyeballs yohohoho!" Laughed Brook while knocking several men down while bringing his sword out.

"I agree, it is nice to be here." Robin said with a smile as she made several arms appear and smack some of the enemy. She clenched her hands while this made several men get bent back with cracks. "It feels like we never even left."

"Yeah, it feels good." Nami agreed as she made a thunder cloud appeared and shocked several of them. "That reminds me, we need to make sure to check and see if they have any treasure while we're here."

Hey, Chopper, why don't you go check below deck?" Asked Usopp as he shot several seeds that grew into large plants that attacked some of the pirates.

"M-Maybe I should stay here in case any of you get hurt." He spoke up nervously with a smile. 'I don't wanna go down there alone!'

"Don't worry, these guys are pretty weak, we'll be fine." Said Nami. "Now go check for treasure."

He sighed and moved over to the door and slowly opened it. 'Please let her be on the other ship.' He thought as the door shut behind him. He walked down a set of stairs before seeing a large hallway with multiple doors. 'Please don't be here, please don't be here.'

"Ah ha! This one is perfect!" Came a voice from an open door that made his blood run cold.

'Oh no...it's her! She's here!' He thought as he began to sweat nervously. He turned to head up the stairs when he saw her walking out and spot him. Everything went silent while Chopper was still. 'Maybe if I stay perfectly still she won't see me.'

"Snugly Wuggly? You came back to me?" She said as she began to approach him.

"...I'm a ghost!" He spoke up before running up the stairs.

"Wait, get back here!" She called as she held up a knife and ran after him. "I found the perfect knife! I even made sure it was extra sharp!"

"ROBIN! NAMI! HELP!" He called as he ran onto the deck. "She's here!"

His cry made the crew turn and see Chopper being chased by the girl while they tied up the crew of the two ships.

"Chopper? What's going on?" Robin asked as he ran towards her and tried to hide behind her.

"It's her! The girl I told you all about!"

"Why does she have a knife?" Usopp asked as Anana stopped running when she saw the other straw hat pirates.

"Huh? Who are you? Why'd you beat up my crew?"

"We're the straw hat pirates, and you attacked us first. Why are you chasing Chopper?" Asked Nami.

"You mean Snugly Wuggly? So he doesn't run off again." She replied like it was obvious.

"Snugly Wuggly? You mean Chopper?" She asked in confusion.

"His name is Snugly Wuggly to me, now give him back!"

"What? No, his name is Chopper and he's our crewmate, we're not going to give him to you." Said Usopp.

She puffed out her cheeks and lunged at Robin, but suddenly found several arms grabbing her in midair while taking the knife away. "Hey, let me go! And give me my knife back, I need it for Snugly Wuggly!"

"Now now, no need to be mad." Smiled Robin while making sure her arms kept their grip. "You shouldn't be playing with sharp knives at your age, they're very dangerous."

"But momma let's me use them! And they're so much fun to cut stuff with!"

"Sounds like a mom who needs help." Muttered Zoro.

"Just who is your mother?"

"She's the best mom ever, she's Big Mom!" She said with a smile.

Robin's eyes widened slightly hearing that while Luffy tilted his head confused.

"Who's that?"

"Luffy, Big Mom is one of the four yonko of the new world, she is incredibly powerful." Replied Ribn making the others shocked.

"W-Wait! So this is…..oh god!" Cried out Usopp in fear.

"Yep, I'm her youngest daughter, now give me my Snugly Wuggly back!" She squirmed while trying to bite on some of the arms.

Robin winced as she felt her bite her arms. "I'm going to let her go before she bites a hole into my arms, sorry Luffy."

"She still not taking Chopper." He replied as she was set down. "And what's so big about the yonko?"

"Luffy, she has countless islands under her command, thousands of subordinates, if we piss her off our journey will be even harder." Robin said as Anana tried to get to Chopper.

"Then we'll kick her ass." He replied simple.

"Luffy…." Groaned Nami as Chopper kept trying to hide behind her as Anana approached them.

"Someone tie her up already!"

"Come to me Snugly Wuggly!" She said as she tried to lunge at him. He ducked and slipped by while she fell on her stomach and frowned. "Bad Snugly Wuggly!"

"My name is Chopper!" He said as he ran and hid behind Zoro. "Can't someone just knock her out?"

"That'd be too far." Spoke Sanji who smiled down at the girl. "That's no way to treat a young lady like this."

"Your eyebrows are creepy."

"...we still can't knock her out though…" He said in annoyance.

"I know!" spoke Brook who held his violin up and started to play a soft and soothing tune.

Anana stopped as she listened and began to feel a bit tired as Brook kept playing. "S….sleepy…." Before she fell back and started snoring.

"There, now we can figure out what to do with her." He said as he stopped playing.

"Maybe we should just leave her on the ship before any other ships show up." Spoke Usopp.

"Well, it would have to be on this one, because we kind of sank the other one." Chuckled Luffy.

"Straw hats, put your hands up!"

They turned and saw a marine ship reached them with the men onboard aiming the cannons and rifles at them. "Surrender and you will not be immediately executed!"

"Quick, back to the ship!"

"But what about Anana, the marines will get her!"

"Bring her with!"

"What?" Chopper said as Franky grabbed him and her as they jumped back onto the thousand sunny.

"Open fire!"

"Franky, get us out of here!"

"You got it!" He called while dropping Chopper and Anana before grabbing the wheel as the propulsions on the back of the ship opened and propelled the ship out of the way just as the cannons fired where they just were. "Should we engage them Luffy or just get out of here?"

"Get us out of here! We have to go to fishman island!"

"Roger!" He saluted while sailing the ship away while the marine ship started to follow.

"...Snugly…" Snored Anana in her sleep as she cuddled against Chopper.

'Not again.' He thought while the ship swayed back and forth while dodging cannon fire.

"Don't let them escape underwater! We'll never catch them again if they do!"

"How long until we go down?" Asked Nami holding onto the railing.

"About ten minutes, I have to go down and release the air bubble under us before we can drop down." Franky said with a frown.

"I'd do it quick, I think those guys are extra mad at us." Spoke Sanji while several cannonballs got closer than the others.

"You, Zoro, and Luffy just keep them from hitting us, and Chopper, bring the girl below deck." Franky said before jumping into the water.

He sighed and picked her up while carrying her down below deck and trying to keep from waking her. "Where should I put her?" He said as he looked around. 'I don't know if I should bring her to Nami and Robin's room, they usually don't like others going in there.'

"...mmm….so warm…." She said as she leaned against him happily. "...I wanna keep it…." She said happily as he blushed slightly as he kept walking.

'Why can't she be like a normal girl instead of so stab happy?' He thought as he looked at her. 'Should...should I let her sleep in the infirmary? It has a real bed rather than a hammock…' He pondered before turning and heading towards the area before slowly setting her down on the bed. 'There...now to go back to the others.' He thought as he turned around only to feel her suddenly grab him.

"...no….go…."

"Um...sorry, but I gotta go." He said nervously. He tried to move, but her hands gripped him tighter and wouldn't budge.

"No...mine…" She murmured as she pulled him onto the bed and against her. "Mmm, warm."

'Damn it, how is she so strong?' He thought as he tried to get away. He found himself yanked back onto the bed with her holding him in a vice grip with a smile as she slept. 'Someone, help!' He thought nervously.

(Later)

The thousand sunny was finally under the water as the crew sighed in relief.

"Finally, we got away from them!" Luffy called happily.

"Wow, this is amazing." Spoke Usopp looking at the fish that swam by the bubble.

"Yeah...wait, where's Chopper?" Said Usopp as he looked around in confusion.

"He should have come up after putting that girl down below, right?" Asked Zoro.

"Maybe she got him by surprise?" Brook said as their eyes widened before half of them began to move towards the door. He followed as they rushed down and looked through the rooms before checking the infirmary and saw the two of them on the bed. "I found them...it seems she did get him." He said as Chopper looked at him.

"Help." He whispered.

"Mmm….Snugly Wuggly…" She murmured as she buried her face in his fur.

"Ok so we know she's fine, but now we gotta figure out what to do with her." Remarked Nami.

"Free me." Chopper whispered at them as Robin smiled.

"I don't think she'd like that, I can see why she seems so attached to you."

"Robin, please!" He pleaded as Anana began to stir. "Brook play the song again, she's waking up!"

"I left my violin on the deck, and besides, you would fall asleep as well." He said as her eyes began to slowly open.

"Mm, Snugly Wuggly?"

"Um...you're dreaming?"

"You're back!" She smiled before hugging him tighter.

"Ack! Guys, help!" He wheezed as he tried to get out of her grasp with no success.

"Hmm, I got an idea." smiled Nami. "Hey kid, if you're mom's a yonko, that means she's probably got a lot of treasure, right?"

'I have a bad feeling about this.' Chopper thought nervously.

"Yep, and my names Anana, not kid!"

"Then how about this, we try to tell Big Mom her daughter's missing and offer to 'find' her." Nami whispered to the others.

"But she's not missing, she's right here." Luffy said in confusion.

"Wait, you wanna try and haggle with Big Mom?" Asked Franky. "That's pretty risky."

"But we could get a lot of treasure." She said as her eyes turned into Beli signs.

"Wow, who knew you'd come up with a more idiotic plan then Luffy." Remarked Zoro. "With him I expected to hear him wanting to beat her up."

"But that's what I wanna do." replied Luffy with a straight face.

"Of course you do. I'm just surprised Nami hasn't tried to sell Chopper to Anana yet." Usopp sighed as Nami seemed to ponder the idea, making Chopper look at her nervously.

"Hmmmm."

"Don't even think about it!" he snapped with sharp teeth while Anana sighed happily.

"This is perfect, I have my Snugly Wuggly."

"He's still not yours." Sighed Zoro.

"Well, I want him, how much?" She said with a frown.

"He's not for sale, he's our crew mate." Spoke Luffy.

"But I want him!" She whined as she tightened her grip on him. "I'll have momma pay as much as you want for him."

"Really?" Nami said as her eyes widened. "As much as we want?"

"Now now Nami, we're not selling each other." Smiled Robin. "But maybe there's an alternative."

"Really? Like what?" Anana asked curiously.

"Since you're stuck with us for a while, why don't we take this chance to let these two play?"

"Wait, Robin, this is a bad idea!" Chopper said as she began to smile eagerly.

"Play? Can I have my knife?"

"No, you're going to learn that using a knife like that isn't a good thing."

"Awww….fine, as long as I get him I can wait to use the knife." She said as Chopper sighed in relief.

'Oh thank god.'

"Well, it seems like you have everything under control Chopper, have fun!" Nami said with a smile as she and the others began to leave.

"Wait what?!" He said as they began to walk away. "Don't leave me with her!"

"Don't worry, we trust you."

"What about her?" He said as she looked at him with a smile.

"Without a weapon she's harmless, and even if she did you're strong enough to take her." Spoke Zoro.

"Let's have some fun Snugly Wuggly~." She said with a smile as he paled.

'Why me?!'