Crazy trouble with love part 6

Female Dinogirls and Dipper

Series: Gravity Falls

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"This is the discovery of a lifetime." Muttered Dipper as he and the group walked by various large amber piles that had a dinosaur in each one separately.

"Yeah, I could make this a new exhibit!" Said Stan with a grin as he rubbed his hands together greedily.

"Forget about them, we're here for Waddles." Spoke Mabel who just kept walking while looking around.

"Well, we just have to follow the string, right?" Said Dipper as they kept following the string.

"Still, this is a gold mind. Maybe losing that pig wasn't so bad." Muttered Stan, catching Mabel's attention.

"Wait...you lost Waddles? I thought you said a pterodactyl stole him?" She asked with a frown.

"Well um uh...I mean…." He said nervously.

"You lied! You lied to me and probably left him outside to get taken, didn't you?"

"Look it's not that bad, I mean he's an animal, they're use to living outside."

"Grunkle Stan, he could be dead! My pig could be dead and you lied to me!" She said angrily with a frown.

"Look Mabel-"

"No! I'm never speaking to you again!" She cut him off before running off and went down the cave the string went down.

"Hey, come on dudes, don't fight, we just gotta follow the string like this and keep going and going." He said as he started to wrap the string up as they reached a wall full of cave entrances.

"Uh Soos you might not wanna-"

"Look at what I got!" Spoke Mcgucket holding up a lantern. "I fixed your lantern."

"That's great, but right now we…" Dipper turned and trailed off before looking behind him. "Uh oh." Standing behind them was the pterodactyl who was staring at them hungrily. "I think it might be time to go…"

"What? How come?" Asked Mcgucket who didn't turn around, but the others did and went wide eyed. "I got somethin' on my face?"

"No….big lizard!" Called Stan as he turned and ran down a random tunnel.

Mcgucket turned and screamed, making the dinosaur screech before the others took off running down the tunnels while Dipper was the last one to react and booked it harder then them since the dinosaur snapped it's mouth near him.

"No no no no!" He called out in fear as he kept running, not checking to see if the others were ahead of him or not. He kept running as the light disappeared and soon he was running through the dark. He panted while looking around in a daze and couldn't see if he was going the right way or not. "Where am I...and is anyone else there?" He asked nervously as he looked around and tried to figure out where he was.

Seeing how he could barely make out the wall made him groan and facepalm."Perfect, now we're separated." He sighed as he tried to walk forward. "If I keep walking I'm bound to find an exit, right?" 'Although if that dinosaur is at the end then maybe being lost won't be so bad.' He thought as he kept stumbling forward.

As he kept walking forward he realized he wasn't feeling any walls yet. 'Well, I guess I must be going deeper into the cave.' He tried to squint his eyes and see if there was any light ahead whatsoever. 'Dang, how far does this cave go? And is it just me, or does it feel like I'm walking down?'

It felt like hours the more he walked, but it was really just ten minutes before he started seeing light.

"Finally, now I can get out of this stupid cave." He said as he began to walk faster towards the light. When he reached it he saw he was in another cavern with amber all around, but this one had trees he never saw before and even what looked like large fruit. "Whoa, what is this place?" He said as he looked around in confusion as he walked into the cavern. 'I don't see any dinosaurs here, but a lot of trees. It's like some old secret garden that's been frozen in time.' He thought as he walked towards one of the large trees that had the giant berries hanging from it. "Even the bark looks different." he said as he reached out and felt the tree, not seeing one of the berries on the branch above above him beginning to get lower to the ground as the branch began to get close to snapping.

What he also didn't notice was the heat from the lantern was slowly affecting some sap behind a column that was slowly melting it as several figures inside it were still, except for a small claw sticking out which slowly wiggled.

As he kept inspecting the tree the branch snapped as the berry began to fall to the ground. "I wonder if I could bring back a sample to the-Aaahh!" He cried out when the berry burst on him, covering the boy in the pink juices. "Aw come on!" He said as as he looked at the juice that was soaking him. "I really hope this stuff doesn't stain."

He set the lantern down and took his vest off while trying to flap some juices off as the closer heat slowly melted the sap faster. "Ugh, I really hope this stuff isn't poisonous." He said as he tried to wipe some off of him. "Who knows what kind of virus these could have held after all these years."

Unknown to him even more sap was melting off the figures, parts of their bodies starting to become free from the prison.

Dipper sighed while trying to squeeze some juice from his shirt. "First Mabel loses Waddles, then I end up lost, now I'm covered in some weird berries juices, could this get any worse?"

And cue a low growl behind him.

"I just had to open my mouth." He said as he looked behind him nervously. What he saw made him drop his jaw in shock, while also blushing at the same time. Standing in front of him were many tall, naked girls that had pieces of sap stuck to them, but there was one big thing that made his eyes widen, they all looked like dinosaurs. From scale covered bodies to tails, and even wings on a few while the heads were a mix between humanoid and reptilian. He tried to back up as they all stared at him. 'W-What are they?'

One that looked like a raptor cocked her head and moved near him with a low growl and narrowed eyes.

"N-Nice raptor?" He asked nervously as he watched another that looked like a triceratops also approach him. 'What are they?! Human, dinosaur?! Or….both?' He thought as they got really close to him before they began to smell him. 'I just hope they aren't going to eat me.'

The triceratops one gave a small groan before sticking her tongue out and licked his cheek. Her eyes widened a bit before licking him again and turned and nodded to the other dino-girls.

'Why is she licking me?' he thought before seeing the others, like a pterodactyl, stegosaurus, and even a t-rex one move over and started licking his face and ever his chest and arms. 'Ok, this is getting weird, should I try leaving?' He thought as he looked around as the dino-girls crooned as they licked him.

The triceratops one made a groan and lightly nudged against his face while minding the horns.

"Um….nice to meet you girls...but I should probably go…" He said as he tried to walk away from them. He saw the t-rex and raptor ones narrow their eyes while the pterodactyl ones gave out cries and moved closer. 'Ok...so that's not gonna work…' He thought with a blush as he saw more getting freed from the sap by the lantern.

Each of them gave small cries or groans while shaking it off and walked over to the berry juices on the ground and even licked at his vest.

"Wait...it's the juice. They must have eaten them when they were still around." He said as he looked at the juice they were licking off of him. "Maybe when it gets off of me they'll let me leave?"

The dino-girls took their time enjoying the juice while Dipper tried to keep from staring at their bodies, still trying to understand HOW this could be possible.

'Maybe it's evolution gone wrong? Either way, I might be free of them soon.' He thought as they kept licking him. When they stopped and looked at him he smiled and held up his hand. "Uh, if I pet you, can you promise not to eat my arm?"

One of the raptor girls just tilted her head curiously as she stared at him in curiosity and confusion.

"I'll take that as a yes." He reached out and braced himself while rubbing the top of her head. She crooned happily as he rubbed, making the other girls frown and look at her jealously. 'Phew, that was close.' He thought as he tried to back up as he rubbed her head, only to bump into a T-rex girl.

She gave a growl and sniff while nudging his arm.

"Um...do you want me to rub your head too?" He asked nervously as she nodded her head. He reached out and slowly rubbed her head. 'Why do they want me to do this?' He thought while several walked away and began to inspect the wall before hitting it and having part of it crumble to reveal the entrance to a cave.

One of the stegosaurus let out a call while nodding towards it.

The others nodded before a pterodactyl girl grabbed him as they began to move towards it.

'Where are they taking me now?' He thought while she was carrying him off the ground with ease.

They entered the cave and saw another light and saw they entered an even large cavern that had more caves in it that some of the girls walked towards. 'Is this where they once lived?'

The girls walked over to what seemed like the center before the triceratops and stegosaurus ones began to dig into the ground.

'What are they digging for?' He thought in confusion as the pterodactyl girl nudged her head against him. "What is it?"

The girls just looked at him as some of them lightly roared and growled at him.

Soon they were done and a large, semi deep hole was made before they began to enter it.

'If we had water it'd be like a pool.' He thought before finding himself nudged towards it. "Huh? You want me to go in it?" He asked as some of them nodded as he kept getting nudged towards it. "Well...maybe for a little bit." He said reluctantly as he got into the hole. "Ok….now what?"

A t-rex girl let out a loud roar before numerous others slowly moved down into it and formed a crowd around him.

"Um...what are you girls doing?" He asked as he began to feel nervous. "I mean I get staying close to stay warm, but it's pretty muggy in here already."

The dinosaur girls just smiled at him as some of them lightly growled at him.

"Um….Well, I think it might be time to go…." He said as he tried to walk past them, only to get nudged back to the middle of the hole by one of the T-rex girls. "Ok, uh, are you still worried about the juice? Cause I think you girls already licked me clean."

They just lightly growled as one of the T-rex girls began to approach him before putting her hands on him and lightly pushing him onto the ground.

He had to oblige and sat down while looking around. 'Wow are they close together, either I try and hop on their heads or run through their legs, provided they don't break any of my bones.' He thought as the T-rex girl smiled before turning around, showing off her large ass and tail before she began to lower it towards him. "W-Wait wait!"

She stopped inches from him as she looked at him in confusion as she growled softly.

"W-What are you doing?" He blushed while looking away from her behind. "I'm not a chair if that's what you're looking for."

She just lightly growled roared as she shook her head as some of the raptors began to walk back towards the first cavern.

'Why would she be trying to sit on me?' He thought while two stegosaurus ones nuzzled against his sides before laying down. The raptors came back, carrying some of the large fruits as they entered the hole before setting them on the side of the hole before lightly licking his face. "Um, maybe you girls are hungry, I'd just be in the way, so if you could just-" He started before one of them growled at him, making him stop. "Or I could just stay here…."

They smiled and enjoyed the berries while keeping him wedged in between them. As they ate a couple of piece of berry fell on him, lightly splashing him with more juices.

"Aw come on! Again?" Hre groaned as the T-rex smiled and began to lightly lick pieces off of him while more began to approach them and the berries. "Oh no." He groaned as they began to eat the large berries while one of the raptor girls sat down in his lap with a smile before she began to lightly lick pieces of berry off of him. 'Well, I'm stuck here and can't run, might as well enjoy this while I can.' He thought as he reached out and tore a piece of the berry off before he began to nibble on it. 'Huh, not that bad.'

(Later)

'How exactly did this happen?' Dipper thought with a silent sigh. All the dino-girls were sleeping around him while he had dozed off a little, but woke up a few minutes ago while feeling their scales rub against him and keep him warm. They had all tried to get as close as possible to him, and he felt a scaly hand or two on top of him. 'Well….this might be the chance I was waiting for.'

He started to slowly move the tails and claws away from him and tried to wriggle out from their hold. 'I really hope they're heavy sleepers.' He thought as he managed to get out one of their grasps before seeing the practical see of scales and dino-girls he had to get past to get to the edge of the hole. He sighed and slowly climbed up while trying his best to watch where he stepped as he walked over their heads and backs. 'Careful...careful...I can't risk waking any of them up!'

When his foot touched on a pterodactyl girl's head she moved a little with a huff and snort, making him stop before seeing her stay still and keep sleeping. 'Whew….that was too close.' He thought as he began to carefully move again. He barely managed to avoid stepping on a triceratop girls tail as it swished back and forth in her sleep. When he reached the end he sighed with relief and climbed up from the hole.

'Finally, now I can get out of here...Grunkle Stan and Mabel are never going to believe this!' He thought as he began to run out of the cavern, unaware of a pair of eyes opening.

(Later)

"And that's how we managed to get away from the pterodactyl baby." Finished Soos on how they got Waddles back and kept from getting eaten.

"Wow, so you guys saw a real dinosaur? I'm just glad I met up with you guys right before the hole got filled in, or else I would have been trapped down there." He chuckled.

"Yeah, beating up that momma one was tough, but I won." smirked Stan puffing his chest out.

"So what happened to you?" Asked Mabel holding Waddles.

"Well...I ran down a different tunnel and I came across some dino-girls that acted really weird after a giant berry fell on me." He said with a small blush. "They kinda….let's just say I got away before anything big could happen."

"Whoa dude, that sounds crazy." Said Soos as he swept the floor. "Were they like the ones outside?"

"What do you mean?"

"Dude, there's tons of these Dino-chicks running out of the forest towards the shack, and they're all smelling the air or ground, like they're looking for something dude." He said before they heard a roar outside.

Dipper went wide eyed and ran to the door before opening it and dropped his mouth seeing them all over the place. "What?! How did they find me?" He said before ducking down before they could see him.

The others walked over with Mabel and Stan gawking and Waddles giving a small frightened squeal.

"Whoa….there's so many of them…" Mabel said in amazement.

"Yeah...I bet I could profit off them too." Stan said with a grin.

"Oh man, oh man this isn't good." Muttered Dipper before seeing a stegosaurus girl spot him before letting out a loud cry. "Oh man, they saw me, I have to get out of here!" He said as the girls began to run towards the shack.

"Stampede!" Called out Soos before running inside as the others slammed the door shut.

"Damn it Dipper, do something, they're here for you!" Stan shouted as they began to bang on the door and walls.

"What do you expect me to do? Sacrifice myself?"

"Hmmm, nah, talk to them I mean. Or at the very least see if they're willing to work for the shack." He said as he began to push him towards the door as Dipper's eyes widened. "Just make sure they don't destroy the shack!"

"You're nuts!" He cried out before getting pushed out and saw the crowd of girls turn towards him. "Uh….hey girls."

They stared at him for another second before they all smiled and began to run towards him.

"Wait, no!" He spoke up before they crowded him and rubbed against him with smiles. "Um, can we talk this out before you try to drag me back to the caves?" He asked nervously.

A raptor girl gave a loud cry and scratched the ground while tapping her tail against the shack with the others murmured and slowly nodding.

"Yo, Dipper, what are they saying?" Called Soos as he, Stan and Mabel watched from a window.

"I have no idea honestly." He called back before seeing them start laying down and getting comfy. "Uh….I think they might wanna stick around?" He said as one of the T-rex girls grabbed his arm and brought him down with her.

"Really? Well, great, but they have to stay in the woods, that lawn is for paying tourists only."

"They aren't gonna eat Waddles are they?" Called out Mabel while said pig hid under the table.

"Um...I don't know, I've only seen them eat fruit, but you never know." He said as one of the pterodactyl girls grabbed him and pulled him into her lap.

"Are they willing to work here?" Asked Stan.

"Um….would some of you girls like to work here with me?" He asked, unsure if they could understand him.

Several of them tilted their heads.

"Uh, I don't think they understand the concept."

"Damn it, so they can't do stock or register….maybe I could have one or two of them on a small stage? See the amazing dino-girls and their human! Yeah, that could work…." He said with a grin. "Let them know they can stay, but again in the woods."

"Ok, fine, I'll try." He said as the girls nuzzled against him. "You all can stay, but you gotta stay hidden in the woods so people don't freak, get what I mean?"

Some of them nodded their heads while others looked at him in confusion.

"So if you could just let go so I could and you're not gonna do that at all are you?" He asked as they smiled and shook their heads as the pterodactyl girl's arms wrapped around him before they got up and began to walk towards the woods. "Saw that coming." He muttered.