Listen to "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye. Note: There is not a 1946 version of this song, I'm just being weird and creative with it. I do not own the song or Hetalia or anything.. humour me... I'm wierd.


America was in the shower naked, and being showered with white miracle man baby making chemical, but he didn't know it. When he finished, he felt funny, he felt really strange, and quite sexy. All he could think about was doing the deed, and he just couldn't understand why. He threw on a robe and came out of the bathroom, and he was horny, like he'd never been before. What in the world was this?

In the lounge, Japan was playing a video game, as he was staying over for a few weeks. He hadn't had any water since it got contaminated and was quite innocent. Alfred entered and immediately dimmed the lights, and put "Lets get it on" by Marvin Gaye on the stereo, then stood in the doorway looking sexy, his robe mostly undone.

"Japan…" He growled and winked.

Kiku stopped playing the video game and looked around dropping the controller, his eyes growing wide as Alfred looked at him and sensually raised an eyebrow, giving him "that" look.

"A…America-san?" he uttered, as he grew both excited and afraid. "Why are you rooking at me rike that?"

"Oh… you're just so… goddam… sexy…" Alfred said as he sauntered towards him and slid up next to him on the sofa. "What do you say you and me…get it on?"

America leaned over to kiss him, but Japan immediately got up, making America face-plant in the sofa. He fell off and crawled up behind Kiku, and started kissing his way up his body.

"I don't know, America-san…" He said as he pondered the situation, and somehow putting up with America kissing his way up his torso. "I have always riked you but I dirrent know you riked me in that way…" He said as he poured himself a nice refreshing glass of water.

"I mean this is all so sudden…"

America moved up behind him and kissed his neck. "There's nothing wrong with me loving you… " he uttered as he sang along with the song. This was of course the little known 1946 version of the song which was only known to a few, like the nations for example.

Japan began to feel a bit strange as he drank the water. Suddenly America kissing his neck felt amazing, more sensual than he could ever have imagined. He turned around and as the music of Marvin Gaye seemed to get louder, he kissed America deeply, over and over, and soon the two of them were on the floor… doing er… that…

Meanwhile in Austria, Roderich had finished a nice cup of tea and felt really weird, and he just couldn't explain it. He sat down at his piano intending to take his frustrations out on the keys, when the lights dimmed, and the stereo began to play "Lets get it on" by Marvin Gaye. (1946 version)

"Vot is going on?" He uttered. There was nobody there but as he was sitting there, he looked down between his legs, only to find Prussia there, forcing himself in between his legs. "Hello Austria.." He growled.

"Prussia!" he cried in a not very manly way. "What are you doing near my vital regions?" he cried.

"Oh you know, just browsing…" He said as he prised his legs apart, pushing his torso in between them. "I have been vatching you from my place, and I couldn't resist coming over to see you…" Gilbert said as he pecked Roderich on the lips. Roderich couldn't understand why he liked this so much, and kissed him back, before they slid sensually under the piano….

In Germany, Italy was by this time clinging to Ludwig's leg as he tried to make his cup of tea. "Italy vot is wrong vis you?" He grumbled. Soon the kettle was boiled and he dragged Italy into the sitting room as he tried to drink it. "You have been acting strange all night…"

"I can't help it Doitsuuuu!" Cried Italy "You are so big and strong and robust…"

"Honestly you are driving me insane." Ludwig sighed as he drank his tea. "I need a seventh sense…"

He shook Italy off his leg and was about to do some cleaning when he started to feel very strange. "Vot is this sensation?" He gasped as he dimmed the lights. "What is wrong with me?" he muttered as he put on the music, it was "Lets get it on" by Marvin Gaye (1946 version) He turned to Italy who was lying on the floor looking flushed and sexy.

"Oh I always love a man in uniform Doitsuuu.." Gasped Feliciano as he took in the manly form of Ludwig, who stood there looking hot, as he raised an eyebrow sensually towards Italy.

"Las es uns anghen…" Ludwig growled and kissed Feliciano roughly.

You may be thinking, how is this different to any other day? Well it wasn't, except that it was being fuelled by a miracle chemical that got men pregnant… so to cut a long story short, all the nations were getting it on, and doing very disgusting things to each other. Quite a lot of the nations had a kink of some kind which is not appropriate to mention here, but I think you can probably guess.

Francis lay on the bed with his arms wrapped around an exhausted Arthur, who had spent the last couple of hours giving France every inch of his love, to the dulcit tones of Marvin Gaye in the background "Lets get it on".

"Ohh mon Angleterre, that was the most sensual experience of my whole life…." Moaned Francis, his eyes bright, his chest heaving. "Where did you learn to make love like that?"

"I don't know…" Arthur answered "It just sort of… came to me… you gorgeous adorable French sex machine…"

"You're an adorable English love rabbit… " uttered Francis, still feeling all tingly. "What were you saying earlier about being pregnant?"

"I hope you will be the best father in the world…" he mumbled in reply. "You aren't upset about it now are you?"

"Non.." replied Francis. "I wish you had told me though, I might have wanted to be the mother…"

"You're kidding…really?" Grinned Arthur. "I didn't think you'd want to do that…" he said as he kissed him.

"Well up until right now I didn't… but I'm coming round to the idea…" Francis replied "Something strange is happening to me mon amour… I can't understand it… I feel so… sexy…."

"Me too…" Arthur replied as they "got it on" again. They started to kiss and make love, before falling off the bed on the floor.