Crazy trouble with love part 6

Enchanted Mermaid and Mako

Series: Yugioh

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-Sea of Japan-

The sea was calm and peaceful as a certain fisherman was out looking for the biggest game in the seven seas. Mako Tsunami was out on his small boat with a fishing net in the water and was keeping an eye out for any change in the currents.

The bait was dropping and it was almost midday. That was a problem as he didn't get a single bite at all, well except for a giant octopus that even how was still on his head.

"You're lucky I've grown use to you." he frowned to the cephalopod. 'It's been like this for weeks, is this the same one from Duelist Kingdom?'

The octopus looked at the duelist while one of its tentacles wrapped around his eyes.

"Hey!"

It then moved some of the legs down his back.

He growled before grabbing it and tossed it away on the deck. "Quit doing that or I'll have you for dinner!"

It blinked before jumping on his face as its beak snapped at him.

"AHH! Get off!" He thrashed around the deck before tripping and falling into the water. He spit some water and growled while trying to pry the animal off him.

The octopus moved off him before swimming off, but not before spraying him with ink, in the eyes to be exact.

"AHH! My eyes!" he cried out while covering them and tried using the seawater to wash it away. "That's it! I'll have you stuffed and mounted on the wall!" As he tried to calm down he felt the salt water affecting his eyes as they turned red. 'This is why I prefer regular fish.'

As he got back up on the deck he noticed something swimming next to the boat, a small duel monster card to be exact. It was held in a ziplock bag and didn't seem to have any water in it.

Mako picked it up and looked at the card, which was a light sea green mermaid with long red hair that reached to her butt, a dark pink tail with orange fins on the tail and smaller fins near her large hips and near her elbows, two elf like ears, and wearing a greenish shell bikini that filled her D cup chest. Her eyes yellowish blue eyes looked from her picture like a seductive temptress of the sea as the name Enchanting Mermaid and her three star rank was shown.

"Huh?" He looked at the attack and defense of the card, which was 1200 and 900, before reading the description. "A beautiful mermaid that lures voyagers to a watery grave." 'Why is this in a bag? Was someone trying to get rid of it?'

The boat rocked a little from the waves as Mako swore he saw the card crying a little. He set it aside and went to check the net.

Only to see he got nothing, again.

"Crap!" He growled before casting it back in. "What I wouldn't give to get a catch today."

"Oh fish oh fish, come to me." Spoke a feminine voice as it sung like the wind. "Come fish to the surface of Poseidon's realm."

That was when thousands of fish, of different species and sizes, jumped out of the water and into the net.

"Woah!" He said in shock as the singing slowly died down.

"Oh man oh man, take pity on me. For I have seen suffering." The voice said before it dissipated like a sea of mist.

He looked around. 'Where did that singing come from?' He then looked at the card and scratched his head. 'Must have been my imagination.'

(A long rowing later)

-Deserted island-

"Alright, this spot looks good enough to drop anchor at." Mako said before releasing the anchor as he got close to the beach. He pulled the net out and moved it near the lower deck before dumping the fish in a small tank to keep them fresh and alive before tossing the net back in the water.

The fish swam around the tank while looking very agitated at being caught.

"Now which ones will I eat now and which one will I save for later?" he rubbed his chin. 'Maybe some salmon? I haven't eaten some for a month.'

As he looked at the tank, the card glowed slightly while it started to produce water inside the ziplock bag.

(Later that night)

"Ah! Now that was a fine treat." Mako sighed while cleaning his teeth and took out some fish spine and flicked it on the ground. "But somehow it needs to be cooked longer."

He then noticed that it was already nightfall as the full moon illuminated the sea with its light. "Hmm, didn't even notice the time get away from me. Seems it's time I turn in and get ready for tomorrow, hopefully the net's filled with double the amount then today."

He then headed towards his bed before jumping in and under the sheets.

As he closed his eyes, the card shimmered a little as it slowly glowed a bright sea green.

(Next morning)

Mako awoke to the sound of singing and the smell of cooked shark.

"Shark meat, oh cook and shimer with Hephaestus' fire. Oh meat for my savior."

He blinked and jumped up from his bed. Only to see a very strange woman cooking in the kitchen while her legs were concealed by the table.

"Shark meat, oh cook and shimer. Oh meat for my savior." She sang while sounding a little melancholy for some reason.

"Hey, who are you?" he asked pointing at her. "And what are you doing on my boat?"

She didn't move her head as she continued to cook the large slab of meat. "I came with the sea, cast away by a cruel master." She then cut the meat up with a knife, hard. "Oh savior, sit and wait for me, lover of the deep."

"...what?" he blinked, totally lost.

"Wait till breakfast is ready oh savior of octopuses." She said while cutting the meat again with a large clink coming from the metal.

He eye twitched. "I'd sooner sweep the bottom of the sea then save one of those slimy things."

She ignored him while turning off the oven and placed the meat on some plates before turning and...hopped in his direction?! "For you savior."

He blinked before looking down and went wide eyed. "Y-Y-Y-Y-You…..HAVE A TAIL?!"

She placed the food on the table before taking a seat. "I do, is that an issue?"

"Y-Y-You're a mermaid!"

"I am." She said while her ears dropped half way. "Are you mermaid phobic, savior?"

"N-No!"

Her ears moved back up. "Then what is your problem, savior?"

"I-I don't have a problem, just…..oh my gosh a real mermaid!" he cried out in awe. 'Is this some sort of realistic dream?'

"I am a mermaid, but not the ones you know of." She said with a sigh. "I am what you mortals used to call me, ka's, or in this world's tongue, duel spirits."

"...huh?"

"I am the spirit of the card you saved." She said sadly. "One that was cast aside due to him thinking...I was ugly."

Mako was so lost he thought he was in another universe. 'Duel spirits? Mermaid?'

The girl looked at Mako. "Are you going to cast me aside as well?"

"Wait, why would I?"

"I am weak, ugly and pathetic." She said melancholy. "That is that my masters told me every day."

He looked her over and blushed before coughing. "Then clearly they were blind. Just to catch sight of a majestic mermaid is something most fisherman wish they could claim they had."

She blushed. "N-Nonsense, I'm not majestic."

"I beg to differ. Why they thought you were ugly makes no sense to me."

She looked at her tail. "They were….fat neets."

"...huh?"

"Fat lazy neets that always lose, thanks to me." Her eyes drooped completely down. "I'm useless in battle."

He looked at the card on the table and did admit she wasn't the strongest, but… "Then maybe I can fix that."

She looked up. "Huh?"

"I'll have you know I'm an experienced ocean duelist who came close to winning in the Battle City tournament." he smirked with pride.

"...my master lost the first day, to a person with…." she sniffled before covering her face. "Insects!"

"Did this duelist look like some creepy bug with glasses?"

She nodded. "He laughed at me and called...me fat."

Mako frowned at that while thinking about buying a tank full of insecticide. "Well you're not, I'm still shocked at all this, but the fact you were drawn this way shows that you weren't intended to look like anything but majestic."

She blushed while feeling a little happy, but not completely. "Savior, if you want I could...be used as bait, I helped earlier so if you want to use me to attract fish, just put a hook in my mouth."

"What?! I'm not going to do that….wait, were you the one who was singing yesterday?"

"Yes, are you not happy with my poor singing?"

"What? No I was actually happy for your singing. I mean it's perfect."

She blushed again. "O-Oh." she then grabbed a hook. "Then I'll just head to the deep with this in my mouth."

"Wait! Can't you just sing them to get in the net?"

"Yes, but-" she tried to say before getting her hands clasped by Mako's.

"But nothing, you're a nice girl and you shouldn't treat yourself like that."

She blushed brighter while looking away.

"So please, sing for me."

She gulped while feeling a little unsure what to do. After two seconds however she inevitably….

Fainted.

Mako blinked and went wide eyed. "Oh no, did I do something wrong? Oh god, what should I do?" He looked around before carrying her bridal style and looked around for something to put her on or in.

(Awhile later)

"There." He said while putting her in the fish tank. 'I hope this works.'

The girl groaned while opening her eyes, only to move around and got stuck due to it being a little too small. "Ow, I'm so fat."

"No, I just need to get a bigger tank."

"But my butts big!"

"It's not."

"Then touch it, it's really fat." She said sadly.

"I-I'm not going to do that."

"Please?" She asked while her tone sounded cute and caused him to unconsciously touch the scaly butt. "Is it fat or obese?"

"Medium."

She blinked and tried to moved a little. "Really? I'm medium?"

"Well yes, it's just fine and smooth like sea glass." He admitted as the girl blushed crimson. 'Her scales are so smooth, plus I'm touching a girl's behind!'

"Um….t-thanks…." she said before fainting again.

"Not again!"

(Timeskip)

"Are you comfy now?"

"Yes, but why did you add seaweed?" She asked while picking up some seaweed.

"I thought it would make you more comfy to be near some familiar plant life."

She blinked. "I kind of like starfish." she then saw him walking out. "Where are you going?"

"Getting a bucket of starfish."

"But you don't have to."

"Nonsense, it's my job to help a friend out, and it's also a little more thanks for the catch you got me." He said before jumping out of the boat.

"..." she smiled a little. 'He's nice, nicer than my old masters. But….he might be thinking about leaving me.'

Mako himself blushed while diving. 'I can't be some pervert, nor think about her chest. But her behind….oh so, NO! Just get a starfish and be quick about it.'

He reached the bottom before getting a few octopuses attached to his legs and head, again. He growled and swam up after getting the starfish and climbed back on the boat. "Get off me you slimy bastards!"

The octopi moved around before dropping on the ground and stole his left over cans before going back into the ocean.

'Stupid slugs.' He grumbled while placing the starfish in the tank, only to see that the girl was gone. "Huh?"

FLUSH!

Mako blinked as he saw the girl hopping out of the bathroom.

"Such an odd object, I wonder if I plugged it with...my fat tail?" She said before slipping into his arms. "Oh! Sorry my savior."

"It's Mako, and its fine."

"...still I'm clumsy." She said while blushing a little. "And a moocher."

He sweatdropped as he recalled her massive appetite. "It's fine Maritime."

She went wide eyed. "How did you-"

"You sleep talk." he cut her off. "So tell me though, are all duel spirits born with the card name they're made with or is that just a title?"

"A little of both. When they are born they have their 'card names' as part of their species, after a few days the elders or a master gives them a name that sticks with them." She then frowned as her ears drooped. "But I never got a name until my fifth master got me, but she left me for a….Blue Eyes." She then cried.

He patted her head while feeling for her. "It'll be alright, like I said, I could be your new master if you want."

Maritime blinked and looked at him with tears. "R-Really?"

"Yes."

"..." she looked away. "My eighth master said that before losing and sent me out to sea."

He gulped. "Well….is there anything your old masters didn't do?"

"Masturbate, kiss me, call me beautiful, remembered to clean me, take care of me…." she said while listing a billion things all at once.

Mako blushed and gulped. "Well...what if I did something they couldn't?"

She looked confused. "Like what savior?"

"Name something to show I'm not going to leave you like them."

"..."

"Take your time Maritime."

"...I want a fancy dinner date, and….a kiss." She blushed red.

"Ok." he blushed himself.

"...just add jellyfish and squid ink." She said while playing with her fingers. "It's my favorite."

"Can do." He said before giving her a quick peck on the cheek.

SPLASH!

Which ended up causing her to fall into the tank and faint as some starfish landed on her face.

'This might get take some getting use to.'

(Some months later)

SPLASH!

"Hey! Stop splashing me Maritime!"

"Maybe." She chuckled while splashing some water at him playfully with her tail.

He sighed while fishing as she was swimming around the boat. This was especially interesting as this was the tenth time she did this to him. He then felt something on the line. He smiled and started reeling the line in. "I got something!"

"Be careful savior." Maritime said with worry.

He carefully reeled the line in before a large squid landed on the deck.

It looked around before grabbing onto Mako.

He growled before picking it up. "I'm gonna serve you up tonight!"

It squirmed out of his hands before swimming away.

Maritime giggled a little at that.

"I swear if I could fish out every octopus and squid in the sea I'd open my own restaurant just to make sure they were all eaten." he growled before throwing the line, which accidentally hooked onto Maritime's shells.

"I'll be the first customer." She smiled before moving a little.

"I got a bite!" Mako said before reeling in the line and…

RIP!

"EEEP!"

Got a shell bra.

He blinked and blushed while seeing Maritime cover her chest. "S-S-Sorry!"

"Pervert!" She screamed while ducking under the water and splashed him with water.

He shook his head. "Maritime wait! It was an accident!"

She poked her eyes out of the water before ducking back in.

"Damn it."

(Five minutes later)

"Maritime please come back up, I didn't mean to do that."

She didn't surface while a flying fish jumped up and swam away.

He sighed and looked at the bra. 'Should I go down and find her or wait here?' As he thought about this he didn't notice Maritime jumping on deck with a octopus in her hands.

She moved closer and closer before putting the cephalopod down his shirt.

"AH!" he jumped before turning and saw her before running at feeling the arms on his back. "What did you put down there?!"

"To get back at you." She laughed. "After all, you are a pervert and octopi have tentacles so…" she trailed off a little. "You love this fetish."

"Not true!" he spoke up before getting the octopus out and tossed it, resulting in it landing on her bare chest.

"EEEP!" She jumped before slipping in the ground and landed on the tank, making it tip over and break. "OW!"

"Maritime!" he ran over with concern and looked her over. "Are you alright?"

She got up as some glass lied on the ground. "A little." She tried to move her left arm and yelped in pain. "My arm!"

Mako looked at the arm and saw a big chunk of glass imbedded into her arm. "Hold on, I'll go get the first aid kit."

Maritime groaned before her form dissipated and turned into a ball of light.

He blinked before seeing the ball float over to her card and entered it. "What….the…"

After a while the ball flew out before retaking the shape of Maritime, but was healed up perfectly. "Ow, that was painful."

"What did you just do? How are you already healed?"

She looked at him. "Spirits can heal faster when in their spirit forms. Once there we heal inside our cards for some time." She hopped towards him. "We can only die if the card is destroyed or if some spirit eats our souls."

He sighed. "Thank god, I was worried."

"But that also means that…" she blushed. "It takes longer to heal, or procreate."

"Uh….why did you mention that last part?"

"..." Maritime looked away. "Um….to...give you an idea."

He blushed. "G-G-Guppies?"

She blushed red. "Not now, I'm not….in season." she then shook her head. "But I'm still upset at you pervert."

"I said it was an accident!"

She huffed before grabbing his ear. "I know, but it's rude savior. What if you….tried to do things to me? That wouldn't be nice for me."

"I'd never do that!"

"Likely story." She said while internally smirking at her little prank. "I bet you'd love to bend me over the side and use every part of me however way you wanted, right?"

"N-No! I'm not that kind of man!"

"Still not convinced, I bet you're going to use me for fun until you find another mermaid and hitch her saddal."

"Saddal?" he deadpanned. "You make it sound like your species are horses."

She huffed. "If you like sea horses, then you might mount us like them."

He groaned. "What's it gonna take for you to believe me?"

Maritime raised an eyebrow. "Kiss me, on the lips."

"Really? That's all?"

"If you're not a manwhore then go ahead and kiss me, if you are then go kiss a oct-"

CHU!

She went wide eyed feeling his lips on her own while turning red.

After a long LONG while of this, he moved back and smirked. "Proof enough?"

She stuttered and gulped before fainting again.

He chuckled. "I'll take that as a yes."

(Two seconds later)

"KISS ME SAVIOR!" Maritime cried out before air tackling Mako to the ground.

"E-Easy there." he spoke while surprised at the move.

"Just kiss me." She frowned while trying to smooch his lips.

"Well do you forgive me?"

"I've already did." She smiled. "I was just trying to make sure you were faithful to me."

"Even after all this time you don't believe me? I'm hurt." he teased.

"..." she blushed before finally kissing his lips. "Maybe, maybe I'm just a seductress to my hubby~"

He grinned while rubbing her behind. "Then I guess we'll have to fix that."

"Mmm." She moaned before they started making out, all the while a octopus climbed up while holding a bag with cards in them.

It moved around before dropping them near the bed as it glowed slightly.