Crazy trouble with love part 6
Yukarimon and Izzy
Series: Digimon Adventure 02
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-Inbetween the Human and Digital Worlds-
The void, dark and never ending. A perfect place for the remnants of the final battle against the digimon of destruction and the eight lights. Sure it might seem like no data could survive here, but that's where you're sadly wrong.
In the distance, stepping on the ground with gold light around her feet was a woman with buddhist clothing of white and yellow which didn't conceal her D cup chest, a necklace of blue and orange orbs around her neck. Her mouth was covered by a red vale and long sutras extended from her crown. Her golden hair and eyes shone with radiance as she moved her large hips through the empty void as she held a long red scroll in her right hand.
This was the Monk digimon Sanzomon, and she was on a pilgrimage to recover the lost souls of the amagimite Apocalymon, the true creator of the Dark Masters and the one that caused so much destruction in the name of evil.
She looked around for any data, but so far all she saw was darkness. "All silent, such a dismal place for these lost souls." she muttered a prayer as some broken looking digicores appeared and flew around before floating away from her and out of the void.
But what she didn't see was a dark one sparking a bit while floating towards her back.
"What a dismal place, I pray that the souls find peace." She said to herself before feeling a stinging feeling from her back. She turned and saw the digicore, now producing a large five clawed pentagon hand, digging into her skin. "A-Ah! W-What is this?"
The arm moved deeper and deeper before slowly causing the body to gain a purplish hue to it while eyes appeared all over her skin.
"D-Decease this at once!" She said while trying to pray but found the eyes covered her mouth and entered her body.
The darkness covered her as it caused a shockwave that hit all corners of the digital world and even outside time itself.
(Much later)
-Human World-
Izzy was busy typing on his computer while trying to upgrade his computer so he can make a portable digi-portal without having to use the computer lab ones. But so far he was getting errors over and over while it seemed like trying to make a new portal was eating up more power than he expected.
"Come on come on!" He said before trying again.
Beep beep…..booooop!
Which caused his computer to shut down with a blue screen.
"Ugh!" he groaned rubbing his head. "At this rate I'm gonna drive the electric bill through the roof. Maybe I should consider investing in a back up generator, that might give me enough power."
As this happened a small data tear with eyes opened above him and started looking at him.
"Then again maybe I could try a stronger signal on the roof and go from there." He said before looking away for a second, which was the exact time that another tear appeared and dropped a small backup drive on the computer before vanishing, as he looked back and saw it. "Huh?" 'What the-did this just appear out of nowhere?'
Another tear appeared behind him before a small DVD drive landed on the ground as it vanished just as quickly as tear appeared.
He glanced and jumped seeing it. "What the-when did that get there?"
Another tear appeared before a small USB stick and a black laptop computer dropped from above his lap before vanishing in a flash.
"Huh?!" He said in shock. 'Ok, that is NOT natural!'
The tear above him looked at him before making more of them, right near his laptop, and started screaming loudly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" The screams cried out before suddenly stopping and pies came flying at him in every direction, and hitting Izzy in the process before vanishing.
Izzy frowned while noting that it was cherry pie, his favorite flavor. 'What the hell was that?' He got up and looked around before looking outside his room.
As this occurred a much larger tear appeared behind him as a woman with long blond hair that reached to her shoulders and had red ribbons on her hair, purple eyes, wearing a purple and gold dress with digicode for Gap on the skirt which covered her legs, a high E cup chest and a large ass, with black high heels, a pale pink mob hair with few decorative eyes going around it, and holding a pink parasol with a one hundreds eyed dragon going across it. Her expression was that of calculating playfulness as the tear vanished behind her. 'Quaint, but needs more darker colors.' "Hello Koushiro Izumi, or should I say Izzy."
He blinked and rubbed his eyes. 'Am I seeing this? Oh please say I'm in some weird dream.'
She looked around before walking onto the bed and placed her parasol on her lap. "Are you being rude or just surprised that a woman like me is visiting a boy like you?"
"W-Who are you? How did you get here?"
A text box appeared on screen as she smiled.
"I am Yukarimon, the data tear digimon. I'm a mega class digimon that obtained the data of a video game during creation. I am a strong digimon with the attacks, Gap Slicer, which sends others to another dimension, and Gensokyo Bullets, which summons strange energy bullets from another universe, at my disposal. I also am always sixteen and love sleeping."
He blinked. "Huh?!"
"Didn't expect a woman to have game data?" She chuckled while a tear opened and she pulled out a fan and opened it. "I don't blame you, I mean you are logical, not imaginative."
"How do you know that anyway? Have you been spying on me?"
She fanned herself. "Perhaps, but I have other things to do at the moment." she then looked him over. "But I admit you are interesting."
"How so?"
She closed her fan. "You're adorable for a six year old." 'Teasing, the best thing in the world.'
"I'm older then that." he frowned.
"Oh? Didn't know." She chuckled before getting up. "Well, better get ready."
"For….what exactly?" He asked.
"Sleep." She said before jumping in bed and covered herself with the sheets. 'Cozy.'
"Uh….say again?"
Yukarimon smiled before unexpectedly sleeping like a log. "Zzzzzz."
He blinked and frowned before moving over and nudged her.
"Zzzzzz." She snored while moving a little to the side.
"Wake up!"
"Zzzzzz." she snored while grabbing Izzy and held him tightly.
He blushed and tried squirming away. "Hey, wake up!"
But she didn't wake up while nuzzling him like a pillow. "Mmm...zzzzz."
(Eight hours later)
"Zzzzzz."
Izzy's eye twitched while trying to come up with a solution.
Yukarimon smiled while hugging tighter before rolling around and curled a little. "Zzzz….teddy...zzzz."
'I am NOT a teddy.' He thought while feeling the breasts move over his face.
(Twelve hours later)
Yukarimon yawned while getting up and stretched. "Ugh, what a nap." 'Should have been longer, like ten days to be exact.' She then looked to the side and saw Izzy taking a snooze. "Cute."
SPLASH!
"But not that cute." She smirked while a tear opened above him and caused water to flow out.
"Gah! Bleh! Ha! Ha...ha...what happened?"
"You woke up." She said as the tear vanished and she got up. "And you were going to make me breakfast, anything will do."
Izzy blinked and blushed. "H-Hey! Can you not hold me so close?"
"Mmmm...nope." She smirked. "Besides you look adorable."
"Would you stop saying that?"
Yukarimon shook her head no before heading to the kitchen and placed him down. She then sat on a chair. "Mmm I think a nice bowl of fried eggs mixed with a glass of milk will be all for today."
"Why would I make you breakfast?"
She chuckled. "Because I'm the guest and the guests' word is law."
"Not when said guest breaks into my house."
"Fu fu fu." Yukarimon chuckled while making a fan appear. "True, but why aren't you making me leave then? Isn't it true the forceful guest should be forcefully removed from the premises?"
'I would if I didn't wanna cause a commotion for my folks.' He thought before seeing her making a tear as she took out some milk.
"Chop chop Izzy-chan."
'Then again maybe using some force would help.' He thought before noticing that she also had a chicken in her hands.
"Don't forget to cook it with salt." 'I wonder if his cooking is better then his computer skills?'
He groaned as the chicken clucked.
(One cooking later)
"Good boy Izzy-chan, you're a good cook." Yukarimon smiled as Izzy sat down with his food, which was on the table, and the chicken was walking around looking for food.
"Just eat and leave." he groaned. 'This is why I'm not a fan of cooking.'
She took a bite of the fried egg and smiled. "My, what a rich flavor. Now if only your crush came by and had some, Mimi I think it was."
He blushed hearing that. "S-S-She's not my crush!"
"Oh?" She chuckled deviously while moving a little close to him. "Then you won't get embarrassed when I say I know her measurements."
His eyes widened before covering his ears. "I'm not listening!"
A tear appeared between his ears before she whispered. "She's a secret E cup girl~"
"Ah!"
Yukarimon moved back and smiled. "And she's also a fan of tentacles."
Izzy blushed red while the digimon continued to eat her food. 'I gotta get her out of here, but how?'
She looked at the ceiling and licked her lips. "You are a unique one, a boy that wants to be better than the rest yet is humbled by friends. A rare trait for anyone." She turned to him. "Even for a digimon like me."
"Um, thank you?"
"But I know one thing you don't."
"What?" He asked hesitantly.
"Fu fu fu." Yukarimon smiled with a small laugh. "You are shy with girls, especially ones with revealing outfits."
He blushed and walked away. "Any guy would, it's only natural."
"Like you and your porn." She said while Izzy stopped walking. "The one under your bed in a one hundred combo lock if I recall."
"...I have no idea what you mean."
She shook her head before opening a tear and took out a large stack of porn before looking at the top one. "The one I have right now, wow, what big breasts. And look at all the semen on the pages."
"Hey! That's private!" He said with a red face as Yukarimon placed the books into the tear and walked towards the bathroom.
"Fu fu fu, perhaps, but now a nice shower to clean the gunk out of my hair." She eyed him. "Care to join Izzy-chan?"
"N-No way!"
"Are you sure? You might enjoy the soft feeling of my breasts."
"N-No!"
She shrugged before walking to the bathroom. "Your lose." 'Not.'
'Now I can use this chance to tell the others and get some help.'
(Five minutes later)
Knock knock knock.
Izzy walked to the door and opened it. "Tai, Davis...Sora? Um, where are the others?"
"Busy with studies." Tai sweatdropped. "So what was this emergency you mentioned?"
"Well...you see it's was like this." He said while explaining in detail as a loud snoring was heard from the bathroom.
"ZZZZZZZZZZ."
The other three blinked while Izzy facepalmed.
"What was that?" Sora asked while Davis looked very confused.
"The problem." Izzy groaned.
"...a noisy pipe?" Davis asked.
"No, the 'guest'."
They blinked before walking towards the bathroom and peeked in, only to see a naked woman sleeping in the bathtub.
"Zzzzzzzz." She snored while looking out cold.
All of them blushed with Davis and Tai more stunned.
"I-Izzy….is that a long lost aunt?"
"No, that's….Yukarimon."
"Who?"
(One explaining later)
"Zzzzz….mmm…" Yukarimon groaned while opening an eye slowly. "Huh….zzzzz." and went back to sleep.
"So she's some new digimon, who just popped in and won't leave?"
"Yes and she's creeping me out."
"How?" Tai asked as the tech genius blushed. "Izzy?"
"Let's just say she's getting to me and leave it at that. Any ideas?"
"Um….throw her out of the window?" Sora suggested.
"Naked? Bad idea." Davis said. "People might think she's a pervert."
"Zzzzzz…..Reimu stop using...bloomers...zzzz." Yukarimon snored before moving herself half way out of the bathtub, butt first.
That made all four wide eyed with the guys slowly getting nose bleeds.
"Um…..new plan!" Tai said with a blush. "We move her out of the house and lock the door up."
"Good one, but we need to carry her out first."
"But without touching her….privates." Sora blushed while Yukarimon slumped out of the bath tub head first.
"Zzzz…...Ran….don't forget to….keep Chen safe….zzzzz." She snored while smiling a little bit.
"I'll get her head you get her feet."
They nodded before grabbing each limb and dragged Yukarimon out of the room.
(Two minutes later)
The kids sighed as they closed the door, not knowing a tear opened near the couch and caused the digimon to slip out before vanishing.
"Zzzz…." Snored Yukarimon while slumping to the floor. "...Chen...zzzz."
"And you're sure you have no data on her Izzy?"
"Besides the information she gave me, no." He sweatdropped while Yukarimon woke up and stretched.
FLUMP!
Only to fall asleep again on her stomach.
"Is she nocturnal?" sweatdropped Sora.
"Well she said she loves sleeping so maybe she's….like a bear?" Izzy said while Davis had to cover her with a blanket to keep from getting blood loss. "But maybe we can wake her up with something unusual."
"Like what, ice down her back?"
"I was thinking cold water to the hand or take a page from Davis' book and put whip cream on one hand and tickle her with a feather."
"Anything could work right now."
"Zzzzz…..Cirno….baka…." she snored while grabbing the air. "So...small….Sanae….zzzz."
(Some planning later)
"Tickle tickle tickle."
Yukarimon moaned while her nose twitched, unaware that some whip cream was in her hands. "He he...Chen...stop ticking….he he…."
"I hope this works Izzy." Tai said while him, Sora and Davis were hiding behind the couch.
"Same here." He said before seeing her hands move.
But a tear appeared and caused the hands to enter it before hearing a person screaming in shock before the tear closed.
The source of the screaming, that was simple. It was Sora who found her face getting hit by the whip cream instead.
"Ah! How did she know?!"
Izzy was just plain shocked as Yukarimon rose up with a scream.
"MARISA DON'T USE YOUR MASTER SPARK ON ME!" She screamed before shaking her head and held her chest. "Oh...it's just a bit of my foreign data…" she sighed. 'I thought I was going to die.' She then looked at Izzy. "Morning Izzy-chan."
"Morning." he deadpanned.
She looked at the blanket and smirked. "I see, you took me while I was bathing and did your way with me. Fu fu fu, my what a little pervert you are."
He blushed crimson at that.
She then looked at the new 'guests'. "Ah, visitors. And look, the husband for DeusMachinewomon, what an unexpected suprise."
"Huh?"
"Nothing that concerns you, but why are you here? Is it to say hello to Izzy-chan?"
"No, I asked them to help with you." he sighed rubbing his nose.
She blinked while a tear covered her and somehow redressed herself before opening her fan while playing with her parasol. "Oh? That's all? And here I thought you were going to question me and interrogate me with a knife. I guess I set my expectations too high."
"Why don't you just explain why you're sticking with our friend." suggested Tai.
Yukarimon closed her fan and smiled. "Perhaps, but where's the fun in just explaining when I can show you." she then picked up Izzy and placed him between her chest. "See? Izzy-chan's into mature women."
"S-S-S-Stop that!"
She didn't let go as she looked at the others. "And if you must know, I'm not exactly apart of this universe's digital world. But from the void."
That got their attention as Yukarimon walked towards a chair and sat down.
"But the question you're wondering is if I'm from the void, why am I a digimon? It's simple really, I'm a fusion, the first fusion of a long line of fusions spanning the multitudes of the time-space continuum." She smirked. "In short I'm the ancestor of all digimon fusions."
"...what?" blinked Davis.
"As I said, I'm what you call a DNA fused digimon, but with a twist." She started stroking the back of Izzy's head. "My components are both good and evil, with the last one being only a fraction or part of their body. In my case, think about this, who lives in the void besides me?"
"Um...I don't know."
"It's starts with an A." Yukarimon smiled. "And looks like a polyhedron."
They looked confused before getting the gears in their heads a turning. All of them looked at her with wide eyes while she casually played with Izzy's hair.
"Don't worry if I'm evil or not, I'm just a fusion of that being with a Sanzomon." She curled one hair a little too long. "With a hint of video game data that was floating around, thus I'm here and I've been following your progress, Izzy-chan."
"Why me?" he gulped with a blush.
"In the cases of the fusions out there, which are Marinottewomon, DeuxMachinewomon, MetalArielmon, and Mozartwomon, have one thing in common throughout the space-time continuum." She patted his head. "Looking for one, out of all the ones that defeated them, to live and serve as lovers for the rest of eternity." She then moved his face towards her face. "And I found that in you, Izzy-chan."
"W-WHAT?!"
Yukarimon chuckled at that. "I guess I spoke too soon, but oh well, you look adorable flustered."
Tai let those names sink in while counting his fingers. "Wait a minute, what are those four fusions of?"
"Let's see." She paused for a minute. "Puppetmon, Machinedramon, MetalSeadramon, and Piedmon. But I believe another one is coming soon, but it might or might not have a K in its name." She pointed to Davis. "Pray for the soul that finds her."
Davis paled while Tai and Sora went frigid.
"The Dark Masters!?"
Yukarimon nodded. "And they don't remember their past, so don't worry about getting killed." She then looked at Izzy. "You can trust little old me, Izzy-chan."
"I find that hard to believe." he muttered with a red face.
"Wait a minute….so you just fused four of the most dangerous digimon in the world to make new ones?" spoke Sora. "Are you insane!"
She frowned. "Insanity is a state of mind I don't tread." She then hugged Izzy a little tighter. "And I was the progenitor of the fusions, not their creator. I have no say or will on them, they just were made."
"Someone help." whispered Izzy getting a nosebleed. 'Why are they so big!?'
"But I do have one thing that they don't." She smirked while letting Izzy go and placed a tear between Izzy's head and her chest. "A nice ass." she then closed it and smiled. "But joking aside, I hold none of my evil components hate towards you, just guilt." She then looked at Izzy. "And a hint of admiration to Izzy-chan."
"So you're not gonna try and….you know." asked Tai.
"Fu fu fu." Yukarimon laughed. "Of course not, I'm not going to blackmail you with your secret collection of her panties." She then made a tear as a small boy with a Agumon drawing on the side appeared. "And boy, you really love the black silk panties of the digidestined of love."
Sora turned to Tai who held his hands up. "Tai!"
"I-I swear it's not true Sora!"
Yukarimon opened it up and read a small letter with a heart in it. "Sora, oh my angel of love. Please find it within your heart to love me, oh goddess of love. Who knew you were such a romantic?"
Tai paled and covered his face. 'Oh god someone just kill me!'
She then took out a small box with a Biyomon drawing on the tip and opened it. "My my my, boxers." She eyed Sora. "I see the apple didn't fall far from the tree."
Sora blushed red as Izzy felt very flustered at being between her breasts.
"Uh, so the same is gonna happen...to me?" asked Davis nervously.
"Yes and no." She said while putting the boxes back in the tear. "You are going to find this fusion but you as a whole won't in this universe. In another one however, yes."
"She means another version of you." spoke Izzy who ducked down from her breasts and ran to the door. 'Freedom!'
ZOOP!
Only to enter a tear and found himself on Yukarimon's lap.
"Welcome back Izzy-chan."
"Huh?!" He said before running out of the door, only to find himself back on her lap.
"Having a good run?"
"Izzy, that's not gonna work."
"Can't hurt to try." He said before trying again.
(Five minutes later)
"Izzy-chan, I think you lost two pounds." Yukarimon chuckled. "Or was it one pound? Can't tell."
"W-Why are you doing this?!"
"Because I'm bored."
"Izzy, can I talk to you?" asked Tai.
Izzy walked towards him while Yukarimon started showing Sora some...love letters Tai made. "Yes?"
"Maybe you should just let her stay."
"But she's embarrassing us!"
"Yes, but she might embarrass the others if you don't let her stay. Think about if she found Mimi."
Izzy thought about that and shivered as he imagined Mimi and Yukarimon exchanging idle talk and secrets.
"Besides, if she likes you so much and you can't get away, then maybe try sticking with her and she'll let you get away from time to time. Think of it like practice for dating."
He blushed at that. "B-But I'm not ready!"
"It's either this or getting on her bad side."
Izzy gulped and briefly imagined that.
"Izzy-chan." Yukarimon called out while taking out a old fashioned camera from one of her tears. "Can you come here for a second?"
He turned and saw the camera.
"You can sit on my lap if you want Izzy-chan."
"Uh, I'll just stand."
She shrugged while giving the camera to Sora. "Don't forget to get our good sides digidestined of love and courage, or was it blazing love?"
Said kids blushed as Sora got the camera focused as Izzy stood next to Yukarimon's left side.
"Say cheese Izzy-chan."
"Um...cheese?" He said before getting kissed on the lips.
SNAP!
The image of the two kissing, well one was, appeared on screen as the screen went black.