Crazy trouble with love part 6

Ancient King and Tatsumaki

Series: Onepunch Man

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The earth began to shake and mountains crumble in the dry desert as a large beast began to rise. It looked like a giant t-rex with armor plating around it's body, but looked far FAR much nastier and dangerous. "Finally...after millennia of dormant sleep, I, the Ancient king shall rise and take back this land!" It said in a deep voice.

A little bit aways as it walked several missiles fired off which hit it in the chest, but didn't even make him flinch as he turned his head. "What pathetic miserable creature dares try to stop me?" He walked towards it and didn't see the vehicle as much of a threat, so he ignored it and kept walking while unaware of a plane above slowly moving towards it's destination.

"There's your target Miss Tatsumuki." Said the pilot as the door of the plane opened.

Said hero fell down without flinching and tossed her overcoat off while hovering with her powers and slowly descended down in front of the monster who slowed down when he spotted her while she huffed

"I can't believe I have to deal with this problem." She said with a frown as she crossed her arms.

"And who are you?" asked the large lizard looking down at her.

"It won't matter much to you, I came here to deal with a weirdo monster, but this doesn't seem much of a problem."

"Weirdo…..I am the Ancient King, I have risen to reclaim the land in the name of the Lizard Clan now that the Subterranean and Sea Kings are gone."

"Boring, why would I care? Just go back to sleep for another thousand years, then I won't have to bother killing you." She said with a pout.

He growled and leaned down nearer her. "Big words from a small runt."

"Runt? How dare you say that." She frowned as he moved his head back up and started to walk past her. "Hey, don't ignore me!" She said in annoyance as she held her hand out to him, covering him in a green glow, freezing him in his track.

"Hph, impressive, but not enough!" He roared swinging his tail at her, but suddenly saw she was gone and blinked. "Huh?"

"Slow." Spoke the hero floating in the air with her arms crossed. "This was definitely not worth my time, I'll just end it now."

"Ha! It would take nothing short of a meteor to defeat me." he laughed before opening his mouth and started charging up for his attack.

"Then I'll do that." She said as she raised one hand to the air.

"Ha, like you'll be able to use one on me!" he laughed before noticing a shadow that was starting to form on him, making him look up. His eyes widened seeing a huge rock and couldn't cry out in shock before it crashed down on him with a loud boom echoing around the area.

"There, now sleep forever you stupid lizard." She said with a huff as the dust began to clear. She reached for the phone in her pocket, but she saw the rock start shaking a little. "Hmmmm, is he still alive?" She asked in mild surprise.

"Ugh….that….hurt." Groaned the king who slowly rose up while breaking the rock and panted while feeling several wounds from that. "Damn….if she throws another one of those at me I'm finished….it pains me to say this, but she is more powerful than me."

"Of course, I'm ranked 2." Spoke Tatsumaki while levitating several hundred rocks at once, making him go wide eyed. "Which means I'll have to finish this up for more important missions."

"No, wait! I submit!" He said as his eyes widened in fear. He quickly lowered his head down and gulped. "I give up, I don't want to fight anymore."

"Oh? You give up? That's a first. So now what?" She asked as she raised one of her eyebrows in confusion. "Are you going to go crawling back to the cave you came out of?"

"No, I wasn't sleeping in a cave, I just popped out of the ground that was around me, and since I have acknowledged you as my superior I shall follow you."

She blinked and gave him a deadpanned expression. "Don't go saying ridiculous things."

"But it's true, you beat me so you are my superior, I have to follow you now."

She let out an annoyed sigh before hearing her phone start going off. "Hold on a second, I have to take this." She said as she pulled it out and turned around before answering. "What is it? I'm busy right now."

"We know, but our pilot says that you have stopped fighting it and vice versa, is something wrong?"

"Apparently this monster is making me his leader or something, I haven't ended him yet." She replied while tapping her foot. "Is that all you needed to call me for?"

"Yes, but if it is your underling now, this changes things, apparently this isn't the first report of monsters submitting to humans, we have reports of them from C class hero all the way to S class like Genos, and now you, I would like to ask you to not kill it."

She rolled her eyes. "Then what do I do? I can't just shrink him down and carry him in my pocket."

"Well, that's not my problem, and who knows, maybe he can, monsters can do strange things that defy logic, just don't kill it."

"Hey! Don't go telling me I'm required to-hello? Hello! Hey! He hung up!" She growled while gripping the phone. 'Oh when I get home I'm gonna give them hell!'

"Mistress? Is everything ok?" The Ancient King asked in confusion.

"Hmph! Nothing you should worry about." she frowned putting her phone away before looking at him. "Tell me, just what can you do in a fight?"

"I can charge up an energy beam and fire it from my mouth, I can crush my opponents with my strength and size and….that's about it."

"Figures, and that idiot thought you could pull off something strange." She muttered before throwing her hands up. "He acted like you could transform into something smaller than this!"

"Well, I never tried, but I might be able too." He said with a shrug.

"Wait, what?" she blinked. "You're going to try and change?"

"Well there was never a need to change my size or shape, but I have heard that back in time there WERE some dinosaurs who had the power. It's worth the shot."

"Fine, just hurry up and do it, I don't have all day." She said as she crossed her arms with a frown.

He closed his eyes and let out a growl while trying to tap into….something inside him. He began to focus on it, unaware of the glowing power surrounding him as his body began to change.

Tatsumaki blinked and saw him let out a roar before his form began to shrink. His scales shrank along with the spikes as his form became more human like the smaller he got. 'EHHH?! W-What is he doing?!' She thought in shock as what looked like a pair of shorts made of rock formed over his crotch as he kept getting smaller.

He let out a roar which slowly grew smaller before becoming a groan as the glowing stopped and he shook his head with thick shaggy brown hair. "Wow, that….felt weird."

"You look weird too! You're smaller now!" She said as she floated down to him. But when she landed she noted he was much taller than her and felt irked. "You couldn't have shrunk a few more feet at least?!"

"Sorry, but this is as much as I could." he spoke while looking himself over, with the shorts and firm physique with abs, and blinked. "Am I human? This feels so….weak." seeing Tatsumaki's frown made him gulp. "B-But not like you mistress! Not at all."

"Yeah, you're damn right I'm not weak." She said with a pout. "Well, we better get out of here and to the hero association building where we can find a place for you to stay."

"Yes mistress." He nodded before looking around. "Which is that?"

"This way." She said as she began to float before looking at him. "Huh, you can't fly, can you?"

"No, no dinosaur can."

"Fine, then I guess I'll have to carry you." She said as she pointed at him as a green glow surrounded him, lifting him up into the air. "Just don't distract me or I'll let go."

"Yes Mistress." He said as she began to fly away with him.

(Later)

"Finally, we're here." She spoke while walking up to a expensive looking apartment while he looked around with confusion. "Stay close and don't embarrass me."

"What is this place mistress?" He asked as he looked around in confusion.

"My house." she replied while opening the door and putting taking her shoes off. "If you put a scratch on anything I'll make you fix it, now if you're gonna be my servant I'll have to tell you how much different this life's like compared to what you had to deal with."

"Really? If you say so mistress." He said with a shrug. "Where do we start?"

"Sit." She pointed at the floor without missing a beat.

"Yes Mistress." He said as he did as she said. He saw her bring a board over with her powers followed by a small black object.

"Listen and listen closely cause I won't repeat myself." She spoke before jotting down words on the board and set it down. "First off, unlike dinosaur time nowadays if you attack someone or try to eat them, you'll be seen as a danger to everyone else and be killed by other heroes."

"Then how am I supposed to destroy your enemies for you and help you conquer the world?" He asked in confusion as she sighed.

"Did I say I wanted to do that?" She frowned with a cold tone.

"No...but it's what me and all other leaders have done." He said sheepishly.

"Hmph, as a hero if I tried that I'd have to worry about a bunch of pointless problems." She scoffed before writing something else down. "Next, if you're going to live with me then learn this quickly. You'll have to make sure to cook, clean, keep the place together, and know how to run errands when I'm busy."

"Cook? Clean?" He blinked with a question mark over his head.

"Ugh, this is going to be more work than I thought." She groaned. "Didn't you reptiles understand anything about being civilized?"

"What's that?" He rubbed his head.

She fell down anime style with a tickmark. "It's where you're clean, tidy, and know how to be polite!"

"Eh? Why would I need to know that? The only concern when I was leader was eating and staying alive. Since when did things become so complicated?" He groaned in confusion.

"If you're living here then you'll adapt." She narrowed her eyes. "Got it?"

"If you command it then I shall do it Mistress." He said as he nodded his head.

"Then listen closely."

(Timeskip)

The Ancient King felt a bead of sweat while currently pouring water into a large pan and pulled it from under the faucet, put it on the stove, and slowly reached for the dial as he began to turn it to the right and jumped when he saw flames appear under the pan. "Everything here is so advanced." He muttered as he marveled at the flames. "How much did I miss while I was asleep?"

"A lot." Spoke Tatsumaki who was getting her clothes on and heard her phone going off. "Be quiet while I answer this." She said as she picked up her phone. "What is it? I'm busy."

"Tatsumaki, this is the hero association, what is the current status of you and the Ancient King?"

"He's learning how to use the stove." She replied bluntly while said king turned the dial on and off to stare at the flames go out and on. "Don't play with it!"

"Sorry mistress." He spoke while turning the flames off and saw her walk out of sight and start looking around at some of the other appliances. "Do all of these create fire as well?" He said as he picked up a toaster.

"So he is no longer a threat and is living in your care?"

"Reluctantly yes." She frowned. "But why did it have to fall on me? Can't you have some other hero watch over him?"

"Well, we could, but this is the easier option." He said as a tick mark formed on her head. "If more heroes, especially powerful ones start to live with monsters, then maybe others will start to merge with human society as well."

"So I've been reduced to some babysitter." She growled before hearing something break, making her move into the kitchen and saw the king currently picking up pieces from the broken toaster. "I left you alone for three minutes, how did you manage to break something?!" She shouted in annoyance.

"I'm sorry mistress, I was just trying to figure out this weird machine and it started burning me when I tried putting my hand inside." He spoke while trying to put the pieces back, and doing it badly.

"You don't put your hands in it, you put bread in it!"

"What's bread?"

"Ugh, you...you baka! You stupid dinosaur! Baka baka baka!" She shouted in anger as she began to glow green and she raised her hand towards him. He started hovering while she started shaking him around turning her finger with him while his eyes turned into swirls before she let him down. "Consider that you're punishment for everything you break."

"Yes….mistress…" He said dizzily as she rolled her eyes with a huff.

(Timeskip)

The Ancient King was currently putting the clothes in the washing machine, which his mistress explained cleaned clothes with soap and water inside, something that surprised him since she said it used cold AND hot water.

"So this machine will magically clean whatever I put in it?" He asked as he put some of her clothes in it.

"Yes, but you need to make sure there's enough soap and water." Spoke Tatsumaki making sure he didn't break it. He shut the door and she started turning some dials. "You set these for how long they get washed and when they're done it dings, and then you take them out and put them in the dryer."

"Wow, that's amazing. So with this anything can get cleaned." He said as he looked at it in amazement.

"Only clothes." She deadpanned with her arms crossed. "Don't go putting anything but clothes in it or else."

"Yes Mistress, whatever you say." He said as he nodded his head. He saw her walk off and began putting clothes from the basket in and grabbed a box of soap she talked about and noted the scent to it. 'Huh, this stuff smells odd, and kind of weird too…' He thought as he stared at it. He slowly poured some of it in the machine while it filled up with water and assumed a whole box was needed and made sure to pour every bit of it in before closing the lid and heard it start. "That should be plenty." He said as he turned to leave and find Tatsumaki, not seeing the machine beginning to shake.

(Five minutes later)

"EARTH KING! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"What?" He blinked running out and saw Tatsumaki shaking while seeing soap gushing out of the washing machine. "Did I not put enough soap in the machine?"

"No! You used too much! How much did you put in there?" She said as she began to glow green.

"All in that one box, it seemed like it would make sense for just one basket."

"You...you...you BAKA!" She shouted as she pointed at him and began to spin him around. You were suppose to use one cup full!"

"Waaaaah! Sorry mistress!" He spoke up while getting dizzy again.

(Timeskip)

We see the Earth King in front of a futuristic vacuum as Tatsumaki watched him. "You can't possibly mess this up, this is the best and most powerful vacuum on the market, I got it as a gift for saving an appliance store, just turn it on and clean the floor."

He looked it over while stunned at the shiny surface and felt it was cool against his hand while she handed him the end.

"You just flip this switch," She pointed to a red button. "Then just move it across the carpet, and it'll pull the dirt up on it's own."

"Wow, really?" He asked in amazement as he hit the button without holding onto it. "Like that?"

"You move the end against it or you're not picking up anything."

"Ok…" He said as he began to move the vacuum forward.

'There, there's no way he can mess this up.' She thought while seeing him move around with the nozzle on the carpet while she left the room. "I'll be out for an hour, I expect that carpet completely cleaned when I get back."

"Yes Mistress, as you command." He said as he kept vacuuming. 'Huh, this seems kind of easy.' He used it across any spot that stuck out on the white carpet and felt like he was making progress. 'How did this stuff get so dirty, she doesn't look like someone who would get stuff dirty easily.'

(Later)

Tatsumaki entered her home while looking frazzled and like she just came back from a huge battle. "Earth King? Did you manage not to destroy my apartment?" She called out.

"Ah, welcome back mistress." He spoke while walking out with a smile. "I'm happy to say the carpet is all cleaned!"

"Ok...any hiccups, anything destroyed?" She asked as she looked around suspiciously.

"Well there were a few tough spots, but I took care of them easy." He smirked while they walked to the living room and she saw several burn spots on the carpet. "That machine wouldn't get them out, so I figured if I burnt them instead they would disappear in no time, and I was right."

"Earth King…." She started slowly as she began to glow.

"Yes Mistress?"

"BAKA!" She growled while picking him up and began to spin and swing him around in a sphere with several tickmarks.

(Timeskip)

"Ugh, you have failed in every possible task I have shown you, is there anything you can be good at?" She groaned.

"Well….my old followers use to say I helped keep them alive when the weather turned cold." He replied. "Said my body heat kept them going."

"Really? Then show me, but if you burn a hole in my carpet I'm going to punish you."

"Yes mistress." He replied before sitting on the couch and pulled Tatsumaki closer and against his chest before laying them on the couch.

"W-What are you doing you Baka?" She asked as she began to blush.

"I'm showing you my body heat, you can't see it, you have to feel it." He replied while his belly began to slowly get warmer. "Isn't this what you wanted?"

She blushed since she could feel the heat through her clothes and her head rub against his firm muscles. "W-Well, I will admit that it is warm…" She said as she felt him get warmer. 'This...is actually kind of comfortable.'

"Would you like me to stop?"

"No...not yet...I uh...I have to keep analyzing this ability of yours…" She said with a blush. "So just sit still until I say so."

"Yes Mistress." He said as he felt her lean into him. 'It seems like I've found something I can actually do right.'