Crazy trouble with love part 6
Female Knock Out and Jack
Series: Transformers Prime
Knock Out's form: : / www . Tumblr search/femko
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In deep space an unknown alien craft was currently heading towards Earth at this very moment. It was also on fire as well, which made its occupant panic a little.
"Damn it!" they cursed hitting some buttons. "Out of all the places to hit an asteroid field, it had to be near this backwards rock!"
The ship sped towards the blue planet while the trajectory and scanners were shot.
"Slag!" they cursed before running to the back and jumped into a capsule before it slid shut. "This is gonna be a bumpy landing."
FLOOSH!
The capsule jettisoned into space before getting captured in the planet's gravitational field and was sent speeding towards the planet.
(On the planet)
The capsule was burning up as it went towards a rather isolated and lack of plantlife area with numerous cliffsides and vast space.
KABOOM!
It hit the ground with a massive thud as a massive crater formed around it. It hissed from all the heat while the figure inside kicked against the glass before the door slid open.
The smoke ventilated out of the pod while obscuring the figure. "Well, that could have been easier, next time I need to prep the ship for better radars to watch out for those stupid rocks!"
That was when the figure walked out of the smoke to reveal a large robotic being with red and black colors, a porcelain white face, a slim body, red eyes and, if she was human, had a D cup chest and small ass.
She looked around and walked out of the crater while scanning around. "No signs of organics, but I'm not picking up any energon signatures either. I swear if Starscream sent me the wrong coordinates I'm gonna-"
"Squeak." Spoke a prairie dog while popping from a hole to the ground.
She looked down and frowned while walking past it. "Great, this place has a vermin problem."
"Squeak." It said before more popped up from the ground in the hundreds.
"Squeak."
"Squeak."
"Squeak."
"A big one at that." she frowned before her scans pointed her over to a town several miles away with organic life. She looked in the direction and then at her pod. "Better find a more suitable form, maybe one with pizazz?"
She walked towards the area while trying to be discrete and slowly hid behind some buildings while keeping out of sight of any organics. She looked around while noticing that there were organics that walked on two legs and were hairless. 'Must be related to those vermin from before.'
She moved near a parking lot and looked around before her optics landed on a red car that stood out compared to other vehicles and made her smile. "Perfect." She smirked before her eyes glowed blue and started scanning the vehicle. The schematics for it were being downloaded into her before her body shifted and folded down before she became an exact replica of the car. "This feels right, but it also makes my actuator big for some reason.'
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
"But the power in this engine feels great!" she remarked before driving out of the lot and noticing a name for the car. "An Aston Martin? Odd name, but if an organic made this then at least they had style, although if they made those other ones then it must have been a miracle."
(A few minutes of driving and almost crashing into other 'autoslags' later)
"Ok these organics have no idea where they're going! I swear if I stick around here I'm gonna get a glitch. Let's see if I can reach Starscream." She growled in anger while driving around with a few scrapes on the paint job. "And use him as an outlet to my rage!'
She parked in an alley while trying to use her communicator to call the decepticon. However it instead got radio signals from the local police and television stations that dotted the area. Some of it played some odd sounds that were catchy, and others just had organics yelling or talking about random stuff she didn't care about.
"Organics, what strange beings." She muttered before finally getting a signal. "Ah ha! Finally."
"This is a restricted airway, state your business or become scrap."
"It's me you fool! Knock Out!" She snapped.
"I repeat, this is a restricted airway channel, if this is not an authorized personnel then end this transmission, I will not repeat myself."
She frowned before entering a long sequence of code that basically said patch me up or I'll report this to Megatron. "Oh I'm going to remember this Starscream, and when I find you, you better hope I don't get you alone."
"Access granted." The figure said in a nervous tone before patching it up to another, more superior person in charge to handle the angry being.
"This is Starscream, who is this trying to contact the Nemsis?"
"Starscream!" She growled.
"O-Oh Knock Out, what a pleasant surprise."
"I've been trying to patch through so I could find you and that stupid ship!"
"Well that's the issue, we are still orbiting this solar systems' fifth planet."
"...WHAT?!"
"Relax though, once we arrive we'll be able to locate your signature and pick you up before you encounter any autobots. We detected some of their signatures there, but as long as you don't stand out you'll survive."
"Grrr, fine, but if this is another one of your milliard of useless slag then I'll use my saw on your possessors!" She growled as Starscream gulped. She ended the link and groaned. "Great, what else can go wrong?"
"Yahoo!" Yelled several organics on strange two wheeled vehicles while riding too close to the decepticon and scratched the paint job.
"Yeah!"
"This is the life!"
She growled and turned before driving out and followed them. "They messed with the wrong fembot!"
They rode down the streets while narrowly colliding with other vehicles. All the while we see a organic with black hair riding a simple motorcycle at the right speed.
"Glad to finally be off work." He said to himself before seeing the motorcycles driving towards him and almost ran him over. "Hey watch it!"
"Yahoo! We are kings of the world!"
"Road hogs." he muttered before seeing a red car passing him and following them. "Woah, sweet ride, wish I had a car like that."
As the car drove faster at the motorcycles, they turned a corner a little too fast and caused her to hit a pole.
CRASH!
The organic slowed down when he saw it and was shocked before seeing the car start burning rubber and took off after the motorcycles. "Oh no, this won't end well."
"YOU ORGANICS ARE SCRAPPED!" She roared in rage while speeding right over the 80 mile limit. She hit the back wheels and made the riders turn while she tried to knock them over.
"Hey watch it!"
"You nearly killed me!"
"THAT'S MY PLAN!" She growled while trying to knock them off the motorcycles. She bumped them again while they swerved and turned while not noticing where they were going and wound up turning on the sides with the organics rolling off and landing against a dumpster.
"Ugh…"
"What's with that guy?"
"I can't feel my legs!"
Knock Out slowed down and chuckled. "That'll teach you."
They groaned as Knock Out contemplated running them over or just driving off.
'I'll leave them be.' she thought before driving away while unaware the organic behind her was slowly following with wide eyes.
"That guy just nearly killed them! I gotta try and get his number and tell the cops, otherwise the town might end up dealing with some unknown serial killer."
(A while later)
The car moved down the dirt road a few miles away from the town while looking for the pod. 'According to my sensors, the escape pod is just a few miles from my present location.'
The organic himself grew nervous and looked back at the town. 'Ok Jack, this is far enough, but that car didn't have a number, so if you get caught you might get killed. Maybe I should go back home and pretend I didn't see anything.'
The car drove off road and down a hill as the organic named Jack followed, albeit with difficulty.
'I just know this is stupid and dangerous, but I've come this far.' He thought before seeing the vehicle stopping suddenly.
"Looks like it's only a few feet from here. Perhaps my robot form will help conserve some energon?" she muttered before transforming back, only with a few differences than before. Wheels were on her back while exhaust gauges were on her arms, and her color scheme now included yellow lines. "Huh, this feels a little better than my cybertronian mode, minus the wheels on my back."
Jack's eyes widened while everything went still. 'W...W...What the?! D...Did that car just transform into a giant robot?!'
She started walking as Jack was too stunned to move. But that was when she scanned an organic life form in the area. "Great, another one of those vermin."
He gulped and saw her looking around before he grabbed the handles. 'I gotta get out of here!'
She blinked before turning around and picked him up with two fingers. "Oh, a giant vermin. This planet must be teeming with organic slag."
"A-Ah! Easy easy!" he spoke with his hands up. "I...come in peace?"
"...must have been built with a small memory capacity." She muttered in annoyance. "Just talk normally or I might drop you off a cliff."
"Ok ok! Um...hi there, I'm Jack Darby, and you are?" he asked nervously.
"Knock Out." She said. "Decepticon medical engineer."
"Decept-what?"
She sighed. "Decepticon, and right now I'm not meant to be seen, so you'll have to be terminated, nothing personal."
He paled. "H-Hey wait! You can't kill me!"
"And why shouldn't I?"
"I'm...um….the president! Yeah I'm the president!"
She looked confused before frowning. "Do you think I'm some kind of mentally weak drone?"
"Uh…..no?"
"Then why lie?" She frowned before moving him closer to her face.
"I...um….well….um…." he stuttered while fearing for his life.
"I know that no leader on this mudball of a planet would be in someplace so...empty." her other hand transformed into a saw. "Now tell me the truth or I'll get to see what makes an organic tick."
"Ahh! Ok ok! I'm just a guy that tinkers with machines!" He cried out. "And the planet isn't a mudball!"
ZIIII!
He paled seeing the blade starting to turn. "Wait wait wait! If you're an alien I can be of use!"
She raised an eyebrow. "What? You, of use? What a laugh."
"I'm serious!"
"Like what?" She said with a frown.
"Like….stuff about Earth you probably didn't know."
Knock Out raised an optic at that. "Oh? That's it? A data search?"
"Well...looking stuff online isn't the same as tips and advice from a person who lives here."
She frowned. "And if I let you live you're going to show me this? Is that right?"
"Um...yes. And maybe fix anything you might have?"
"Like my body?" She asked with a glare. "Because I have no idea how I'm going to fix this since I don't have the parts needed to fix this coloring."
"Well, I'm good with a bike, so maybe I can help with that?" He asked while looking at the scraps on her arms. "And I also have experience with paint jobs and fixing dents."
That peaked her interest. "So you can get it all patched up?"
He nodded.
"Even large dents?"
"I can patch it up to the best of my ability."
"Alright, I'll see what you can do, but mess up even once and you get to be opened up." She said while the saw turned back into an hand.
"Y-Yes ma'am!"
"It's fembot, not ma'am." she said before transforming with him ending up inside her interior. "Hang on and tell me where to go, and don't mess up the seat covers."
"Um ok?" He said while putting a seatbelt on. But he then saw a symbol of a purple face on the wheel. "What's that?"
"A decepticon mark." she replied before driving. "Now give me the directions."
"Oh right!" He said before giving her some directions.
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
(Later)
"So you're trying to get energon so you can save your home planet?" Jack asked the vehicle. "And these autobots are trying to stop you guys?"
"Unfortunately, but we are winning the war and soon Cybertron will be reformatted and the decepticons will regain their hold on the planet." Knock Out lied. "Are you almost finished?"
"Almost." He said while fixing the large dent on the left side. "But I'm surprised that you're a giant robot, I really thought robots like you came from Mars."
"Mars?"
"The red planet, the fourth planet from Earth."
"Oh yes, I passed by that one. Looks barren and empty, Cybertron on the other hand is more roomy and is going to look perfect when we win this war."
"Well, for us humans, it's the planet that influenced us. Like aliens in tripods with heat lasers to once having life on it. I think they found glaciers on the planet." Jack said while welding the dent. "But Cybertron seems like a nice place, minus the fact everything might be bigger than me."
"And there's none of this 'air' you humans need to breath." she rolled her optics. "Honestly breathing that stuff in and out all the time? I'll take energon any day."
He nodded. "And this energon, is it addicting? I mean we have foods that can lead to addictions so do you have something like that?"
"No." She said bluntly. "We don't have any energon with such properties. And even if we did, that would have ended Cybertron before the first Cybertronian was built."
'She's got me there.'
Knock Out looked around while noticing it was very quiet. "Do you live here alone or with a spark mate?"
"Huh?"
"Companion."
"Oh! Well my mom's at the hospital at the moment."
"Mom? Is that her name?"
"No, it's well...what a kid calls the one that gives birth to them."
"Don't understand. And that's because we are made from Protoforms."
"Are those like cybertronian babies?"
"In a sense, but they don't have transformation capabilities or personality cores yet." she replied as he moved the sprayer away from her. "Is it done?"
"Almost, it takes time to fix a dent like this."
She let out a groan before hearing the sound of a car outside the garage before it stopped. "Hey, what was that?"
"Shoot, it's my mom!" he spoke in a panic. "If she sees you here she's gonna ask where I got a brand new car."
"So?"
"We don't have the money for a car like you!"
"Again, so?"
The garage door slowly opened up.
"J-Just stay still and don't say a word, I'll come up with something!"
She rolled her optics while the door fully opened up.
"Jack, are you home?" Asked June while walking in. "I'm….back?" she stopped seeing the car with her son trying to smile. "Jack?"
"Yes mom?" He asked while trying to stay calm.
"What's with the sports car?"
"Oh this? Well it's really simple. It's...um...one of my classmates! Yeah, they wanted me to do some buffing and a little repainting for them instead of paying an arm and a leg for it."
"...but Miko or Raf can't drive." She deadpanned.
"I don't mean them, I mean this one guy who helped me with some homework. Don't worry, he'll get it back soon."
"And who is this classmate?" She said with a raised eyebrow.
'Crap!' he thought while panicking. "It's, uh-"
June heard a beeping sound and pulled out her phone before sighing. "Hold that thought, I just got an emergency call, this might take a little bit longer. Go ahead and order a pizza for dinner, and make sure this car is out of here so it doesn't take up too much room."
"Yes mom." He said as June walked out of the garage.
"And tell your friend that the next time he tries something like this, he better explain to me first. I don't want you to become a delinquent or a road junky."
He sighed while she drove away just as Knock Out transformed with a frown.
"I don't take up any space, this rinky dink...garage is just too small."
"That's the same thing." He sweatdropped.
"But I think you need more work with your lies, blind luck will only get you so far." She said before hitting her head on a light. "Ooh! See, too tiny."
"Well it beats everyone seeing you like this."
Knock Out frowned at that.
"Say I have a question." Jack asked.
"What?"
"Can you make holograms?"
"Occasionally, but not that frequently. Why?"
"Well, if you're trying to blend in with humans then you might need to make one that looks like a human, that way people don't get freaked out by a driverless vehicle."
"Are you telling me this backwards planet doesn't have the technology to make self driving cars yet?"
"No, just electric powered engines and non oil based cars."
"Fine." she rolled her optics. 'Just until Starscream gets here, then I can ride around without having to stick in with all those low tier cars. Some of them don't even look like they've had an oil bath.'
"Well if it makes you feel any better you'd definitely turn some heads. But wait, if you're from Cybertron, how come you managed to look like a fancy model like that?"
"I found one here in town, scanned it, and my body adjusted and is how a cybertronian body can manage to blend in, provided the civilization has vehicle's to scan. Otherwise we'd take on our own vehicle forms we've had our whole lives. Think of it like an upgrade."
"But can you guys have animal like forms?"
"No, well there is one that has a two way form in the form of a spider and a helicopter, but we don't speak of her." She frowned.
"Reall-"
"Ever!" she cut him off. "Now drop it."
Jack nodded. "Well, if you're in the neighborhood, maybe we can just hangout and stuff?"
Knock Out shrugged. "Yeah whatever, as long as it's not going to ruin my paint job."
"Not much around here that could do that, if you ignore Vince." he muttered.
"Vince? What in Primus' Allspark is a Vince?"
"A jerk I know."
"A jerk? Is that like a slag?"
"Yeah, let's just say he thinks he's all that, and likes to gloat about it whenever he can. Just because he has a car doesn't make him king." he muttered with annoyance.
'Reminds me of Starscream….mmm, that gives me an idea.' "Say organic, why not get back at him with a race?"
"But I don't have a car….oh!"
She smirked and became her car mode as the door opened. "Hop in, but try not to smudge the glass, I wanna look good when we win."
He nodded before getting in the car.
(A little while later)
We find the mentioned slag polishing his car with pride. He was listening to rock music with a stereo while seeing his reflection. "There, now you're all ready for the big race next week."
ZOOOOOOM!
SEEEEETK!
That was when a sports car screeched to a halt next to him as some water got onto the car from the road.
His eyes widened before turning and glaring at it. "Hey buddy! Watch the water, I just got this bad boy cleaned up."
The front screen window opened slightly to reveal Jack's face. "Oh sorry, didn't even know you were trying clean that old fashioned car."
"Darby?" he looked surprised before looking the car over. "Since when did you get a car like this? Been working extra hours over at that lame job of yours?"
"I should be saying the same with your car, oh wait, you don't work." He chuckled. "Heck I doubt you can even ride that lugnut."
He narrowed his eyes before glancing at a nearby rock and smirked before 'accidentally' kicking it to where it bounced off the window. "Oops, my bad, didn't see it there."
"He's slagged!" Knock Out growled in rage.
"Oh it's fine, after all." Jack smirked darkly. "You can't beat a car like this, even if you tried ruining the paint job like a noob."
"Oh really? Tough talk Darby." he walked over and leaned on the hood while looking down and saw a handprint get left behind. "Oops, silly me, I haven't washed my hands after working on a real car. I mean we all know you can buy a deadbeat wreck and give it a coat of paint and make it look cool, but what really matters is how fast it can go. What can this hit? Two, three miles an hour? Maybe five if you're lucky?"
Jack frowned. "Oh? Is that a challenge? Because if it is I accept."
"I'm going to show you who the REAL king of the road is." he turned and moved to his car while Jack felt Knock Out's engine revving.
"Easy there, try to ignore him." he whispered patting the steering wheel.
"Easy for you to say, that organic is worse than slag, he's a spark defrag!"
'I really don't want to know what that means.' He gulped. He held on as she pulled back and got in the street before he put a seatbelt on with Vince driving his car off the lot and parking it next to her with both engines revving up loud.
Zoooom!
Zooom!
"Prepare to lose Darby."
"Don't you mean win oh king of junk?" He mocked.
ZOOOOOOOMMM!
Both cars went off, however Knock Out got the head start due to Cybertronian engine capacity going over most sports cars.
"Eat my spark!" she called while Jack had to hold on tight from the sudden force.
"Ah!"
Vince growled before hitting the gas and sped towards the car. "I'm not going to lose to a nobody!" his car slowly moved up behind Knock Out and tried getting around before the decepticon moved over and cut him off.
"Not today organic slag!" She yelled before speeding even faster and even complied turning around and smashing him against a wall, but decided not to.
"Easy Knock Out! You might hit something."
"I'm not that mindless, I'm actually scanning the area for roadblocks." She said before seeing a light. "What's that?"
"Stop light!" he spoke with panic. 'I know I wanted to shut Vince up, but if I get caught running that then I'm busted.' "Maybe we should just call this race a draw and stop."
"No way! I'm not stopping till I make that slag eat his processors!" She yelled before getting an idea and suddenly stopped as Vince's car kept on speeding passed the red light. "Or not." 'Let's see how long he'll realize the planets authorities get him, either that or terminates himself.'
"Ha! I knew Darby didn't have it in him to beat me, that car really is all look and no engine." smirked Vince.
CRASH!
Only to hit a building and almost flew out of the window. And the unlucky building was ironically the police station.
"Ugh…." he groaned before looking up and saw the police men and women looked very miffed. "On….shit."
"Well well well, looks like we got ourselves a street punk doing an illegal street race."
"And you know what the punishment is for that?"
He gulped in fear.
(With the Cybertronian and human)
"Worth it." Knock Out smirked.
"Wow, that was sweet." chuckled Jack.
"I know, I'm the coolest fembot." She said while soaking in the praise.
"Um that's also ok." He sweatdropped. "But thanks for the help."
"Well I just thought it would pass the time."
"I gotta say, if you kept this up you might end up in nascar."
"Nascar?"
"It's a high maintenance race car tournament."
"Hmm, sounds interesting, where would I find this tournament at?"
"Florida. It's on the other side of the country."
"Drat, then I won't have any time." she muttered.
"But that doesn't mean you can't drive all they way down there one day? I mean you have the torque power to do so."
'Provided this planet isn't blown up.'
Jack looked down the road and saw his house before parking. "Thanks for the ride Knock Out."
"Yeah yeah." she replied as he got out. "And I suppose a thanks is necessary for getting that scratch fixed up."
"Well that's optional." He admitted. "But that's not necessary."
"Well if you'll excuse me I've got a war to deal with." She said before driving off.
Jack watched the sports car driving off while feeling like he's going to have a crazy life after today, that and he envisioned her robot form. 'For a robot she actually had a nice figure.'
(Timeskip)
Jack was busy tuning up Arcee, which was funny since after they explained to him about which side was the real heros, he finally trusted them. Even if he still thinks a certain decepticon was cool in his opinion.
Of course that also hit him in the chest since she lied to him and in a way he DID just help her get an idea of what Earth is like when he could have tricked her had he known beforehand.
But even still, he kind of find her as a….friend that should be avoided sometimes. Yeah, that's the right term.
"Alright Arcee, that should just about do it." He said as Arcee transformed into her robot form. "Feel any discomfort?"
"No, my circuits are functioning." She said while stretching her arms. "But thanks for the concern. You really know your way with tools."
"Let's just say I had practice." He said while recalling his time with Knock Out.
Arcee noticed his expression and sighed. "I understand you were close to that decepticon, but she's the enemy. So just let that relationship subside."
"Trust me, that's the last thing on my mind."
"Even if you fixed her up?" She raised an eyebrow.
"Well yes."
"Even certain components?"
It took a few seconds before he realized what she was complying. "W-Woah there! N-Not like that." he blushed. "I mainly just buffed out some scratches, gave her a paint job, and just took a look around, but that's all!"
She raised an optic before Jack's phone rung.
He took the call and groaned before finishing it. "I have to get something for mom."
"Alright, I'll call you if we're heading out on a mission."
He nodded before heading to the town.
(A little later)
"Alright, that should be everything." He said while holding a large bag of prescription drugs, for a parent that needed it since the hospital was all out of said drug.
But what he didn't know was that a woman with a body suit of red, a red spiked helmet, long blond hair in a ponytail, and had a D cup chest and small ass, was following behind him.
'Well well well, look who I see.' She thought as we see a decepticon mark on her back. 'The organic, I wonder what he's doing today?'
'I feel a chill….not good.' He thought before turning around. When he spotted the woman he slowed down and stopped. "Um, can I help you?"
"Oh yes, I lost my wallet and I need help finding it." She said. "I'll pay for dinner if you help."
"Well I'd love to help, but I'm kinda held up right here." 'Why am I getting a bad vibe from her?'
"Oh, well I can help you with that, after you help with my problem." She sighed. "My cars just down the road so if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours."
"Well...I guess a little bit to find a wallet couldn't hurt." He said.
"Good, it's a date." She said before starting to look for her wallet.
'Wait date?!'
(Some hours later)
Jack groaned while still looking for the wallet. 'This is insane, and it's taking way too long.'
The woman looked around before saying. "Hey, I think I see it!"
He blinked and saw her pointing to a dark alleyway. "How can you see through that helmet? It's pitch black out enough as it is."
She didn't answer that question before saying. "Come on, it's right in there! My ID and money are in there!"
"Well if you're sure then you don't need me anymore." 'Especially my mom is gonna kill me for taking so long.'
"I need an extra set of eyes." She said before grabbing Jack's arm. "Plus I did tell you I'll treat you to a nice date, and I'm keeping that part of the deal, if you keep your end that is."
He gulped. 'Well, I'm already this far, might as well keep on going before getting grounded.' "Ok."
She moved down the dark alleyway, it was so dark that the boy was having a hard time seeing anything at all.
Jack tried looking around before seeing some headlights turn on. He used one arm to cover his eyes while wincing. "Warning a guy next time would be appreciated."
"My apologies Jack." She said before vanishing as a familiar car appeared and changed into Knock Out. "My lights are annoying to the optics of organics."
"K-Knock Out?!" he cried out while dropping the bags.
"In the metal exterior." She smirked before picking him up. "And it was almost too easy tricking you like that."
"Put me down!" he spoke while trying to wriggle out of her fingers.
"Nope. Not after you 'helped' me look for my wallet." She chuckled. "Plus you still owe me."
"For what?!"
"Oh I don't know, helping you out with that slag. Ring any bells?"
"Hey, that happened a while back, and that was before I found out you were a liar!"
She rolled her optics. "You still owe me and I'm here to collect."
"And what is that supposed mean!"
She placed a hand on her face and groaned. "Look, I said I'd treat you to a date, and that's not half wrong."
"Wait, you were serious?"
"Of course I was!" She snapped. "And if you go on this date with me I'll consider our dept fulfilled."
He raised an eyebrow. "No lies?"
"None, unless you run that is."
'Ok, either risk letting her probably kidnap me and hold me hostage, and hope that somehow she's being truthful.'
"Well is that a deal?" She frowned. "Tick tock, I'm getting bored."
"Ok ok! I'll date you!"
She smirked while letting him down and changed into car form as the woman reappeared in a purple light. "Then let's get to it, but I'm driving."
"But how?"
"I upgraded my hologram before I left the Nemesis." she replied as the doors opened. "Had you fooled for a while now didn't it?"
"Well….yes."
"Then I'll make sure to upgrade this form the next time we meet." She said before entering the front seat. Jack got in before the doors shut and the engine revved and she drove them out of the alley.
"So what did you have in mind for this...date?"
"Well perhaps a small drive, a fancy dinner, and mmm, perhaps testing something out." She said while internally smirking.
Jack felt a chill go down his spine again. "And by fancy dinner you mean….?"
"I heard fast food is considered fancy, from what truckers on the radio keep saying." She said while her helmet vanished revealing a pair of red eyes and an almost rough expression on her pale skin.
'Oh thank god, I thought she meant some energon smoothie or something else.' He thought while finding the face, kind of exotic. 'Gah! Don't think about that!'
"I also heard you humans like smoothies, am I right?"
"Yeah." he replied a little hesitant.
"Then I guess I'll just get some, vanilla or chocolate?"
"Vanilla's fine."
Knock Out smirked a little. "Alright, just do me a favor."
"What?"
"Play the part. I don't want my 'boyfriend' acting like a scraplet." She said with a smile.
"What?!"
She grinned. "You are my boyfriend for the night, so play the part. And who knows, you might make this fembot's spark melt, if that's possible."
He looked at her like she lost it before her body began driving off. 'Is she for real? Why would she want me to play that part? For that matter, why would she care about all this? Why not just take me as a hostage to use against Prime and the others?'
'This is the most fun I had in a long time.' She thought with a grin. 'I've done some research on dates and to think of all the possibilities is making me wonder which would work better. I'm going to have fun.' She then smirked. 'And who knows, I might have a real 'boyfriend' after this.'
Jack shivered a little while feeling like he was going to either enjoy this or regret it entirely, mostly a mix of the two.